FYI: Nathan Rabin needs your love and appreciation right now. He was in a very significant car crash earlier this week and is in the hospital recovering. (His family was also in the car, they’re fine, but he got the brunt of the injuries.) Now’s a good time to support him: www.nathanrabin.com

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I dunno I like this one better

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If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad

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those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

wrote about the kind of cinema that can only be appreciated in a friend's basement. that's right, I wrote about MALLRATS! www.theringer.com/2025/11/24/m...

And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!

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Andrew Scheer may not the stupidest MP ever, but the bar is on the floor and he is tripping over it.

What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

It’s interesting how sometimes you say “Riders” and sometimes you say “Rider” and there are very specific circumstances for each. I would like a linguist to investigate this. It’s also interesting that the league commissioner doesn’t know it’s not “Riders Nation” 🇨🇦 🏈

'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'

Beep (circa 1962-2010, 2012-2015): An amalgamated "fruit juice-based beverage" from Canada, that developed a cult following. It was made with a blend of orange, apple, apricot, prune, and pineapple juices, along with canola oil, corn starch, added orange pulp, & caramel coloring

@tapemachines.bsky.social have you watched this?

I just love that Zohran would get this reference

May tonight be a beautiful reminder that Regular People Hate This Shit #rphts

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Hangman Adam Page found the fan who got his “Ice Fears Hangman” confiscated at Dynamite and sent him signed merchandise! OUR WORLD CHAMPION! 🔥🔥🔥 #AEW

I don’t think I like sports anymore, does anyone have idea for new interests

why watch extra inning world series baseball when you can just steal a jon bois tweet for yourself

It’s his day.

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.

attention game funders: i am making "the next balatro." its a wire you connect to your brain that randomly gives you painful electric shocks or stimulates your pleasure center. also there are anime babes

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

if you want a low-stakes and clear example of what decades of controlled, aggressive propaganda and narrative-spinning can do to people who don't care enough to learn when they're being lied to, look at what WWE has managed to do to people. it's not great! it's very effective!

Well well well

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

@andynapier.bsky.social nWWWo 4 life

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Heathcliff, but it's "Fingertips" by They Might Be Giants, a thread:

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

NYT Opinion Headline Generator V2 is up, added 100+ figures/topics and fixed an issue where the topic wasn't respected every time you generated a topic-specific headline. Please don't tell Ezra Klein. wptk.neocities.org/generator

Remembering Jim Henson on what today would have been his 89th birthday.

If you see this, post a concert picture that you took (@alyankovic.bsky.social)