translation: "You didn't vote for us and you aren't sucking our asses the way we'd like after we send in ICE to murder and kidnap people, so now we're going to hurt you."

Aliya Rahman attended Trump's State of the Union address as a guest of Rep. Ilhan Omar. She was arrested and ejected from the gallery for simply "standing up" in protest.

My co-coworker keeps talking about a staff building event with cornhole games. I cannot take this idea seriously.

Being exhausted by a war that other's are fighting is a luxury of distance. And Ukraine's obsessive drive to innovative ought to give us plenty of reason to hope. www.thestar.com/opinion/star...

Important article on longCOVID “It’s a drain on society at every single level,” he told me the following April. “It affects people in their 40s, the most productive years of your life. The economic toll, the psychological toll—every aspect of society it’s going to touch.”

A leading molecular biologist who won the Nobel prize for his work studying how the human brain processes smells steps down from a prestigious post at Columbia University over his ties to Jeffrey Epstein.

the only winning move is to play wait no

In the mid-1800s, Mattie Mayes was born into enslavement. After she was freed, she eventually found her way to Canada and settled in Saskatchewan and worked as a midwife. Beloved by those around her, this is her story. 🧵 1/6

There's our big dying prune. There he is. Hair looking shittier than ever somehow, walking all decrepit, looking like a big old human shit. There he is kissing his mutants. Okay let's hear what new slurs he's come up with.

Very few people are willing to have a real conversation about why everything feels off.

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

Indeed. And do you know what kind of an as absolute bunch of bespittled, shit-flinging troglodytes you have to be to get the Canadian people mad at you? Do you know how badly you have to behave in public, day after self-degrading day to lose their friendship?

do these clowns listen to the words coming out of their mouths? They act like they are the victims when other nations simply respond to their unwarranted asshole behaviour.

small-dick losers gather in Hamilton

Your free speech rights end where billionaires’ feelings begin.

Rubin: "There is at least one witness for whom 3 interviews with the FBI in in 2019 are missing [from the Epstein files]. What's the big deal? We can also confirm she is the same person who in a 2025 FBI presentation is identified as accusing Trump of a sexual assault when she was between 13 and 15"

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

he defo raped minors

Have you ever had a nasal whistle that hit a perfect note so you can hum Funkytown and then hit the one note with a sharp inhalation, and then finish humming? just me?

It’s because the next line is TODAY: PART FOUR OF OUR SERIES OF "THE AGONIZING PAIN IN WHICH I LIVE EVERY DAY."

Not to brag, but I thought Chopra was a bullshit loser way before the Epstein files. lol. Fuck that guy.

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

Pierre Poilievre has launched a “free speech” petition in support of Barry Neufeld, an anti-LGBTQ+ bigot and antisemitic conspiracy theorists with a history of filing anti-free speech SLAPP lawsuits against his critics www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

If only there were a free, easy, proven way to prevent measles outbreaks. Oh well, better snort some coke off a toilet seat about it.

Shorter Jason Kenney: If we don't punch down on asylum claimants, it'll lead to the rise of the far-right. Honestly, fuck that guy. This is absolutely disgusting behaviour.

"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"

Van Orden doesn't know what it's like to be punched in the mouth.

The monarchy is a turd. Enough is enough. It's time for Canada to move on from it.

Some provinces are doubling down on coal & gas because they are beholden to corporate donors.

If you ask for immigrants and/or encourage immigration because you know your economy and your workforce needs immigrants, and then you deny them social benefits like education and health care because you don’t want to spend any money on them, what you want is slaves. #ABPoli

I gotta say, I was super skeptical about adding flax to meals (shakes, yogurt, muffins, cookies, etc) but my wife talked me into it. What a game-changer. It's been about a year since I started. My stomach feels better. If I go a few days without adding it to my meals, my stomach gets unhappy.

traditionally, one of the strongest negotiating positions is when the entire world viscerally hates you

ICYMI, Danielle Smith is using the Trumpy Republican playbook to punch down on minorities & blow up democratic, constitutional norms. -Pandering to racist hillbillies -Bailing out oil & gas donors -Overriding the Charter of Rights & Freedoms to shit on trans kids -Sucking up to pedo-MAGA clowns

a product for idiots, produced by assholes. It's like sitting in the cuck-chair of your education.

I think a lot of people don't really want to consider how much of pro hockey is pro Trump. It's not just Gretzky.

All publicly funded institutions should be required to abide by the same rules, and ensure the same Charter rights are protected for all.

Stashing an old upright Moviola for a friend for a while. I marveled at how the editors could work with such a small window. Then I launched my Avid. Oh. Hahaha!