every other part of my cousin vinny gets posted all the time for good reason but god i love this stupid joke

theyhole 🥴💦

most of his shit is ghostwritten anyways, van dyke parks called him out for being fake as fuck years ago

Watching Brazil, South Korea and Hungary get rid of their authoritarians

Being into cats feels so debasing. You give everything over to this animal — time, labor, money — but when you want them to sit next to you, they refuse and jump away. When they finally sit on your lap, you sit motionless to the point of physical pain, afraid to disturb them. Humiliating.

the Soros conspiracy coming from Elon in particular is just embarrassing. you’re worth like 80x what Soros is buddy, if you thought he was buying elections you could snap your fingers and fix it.

(sort of scrolling past this a little too fast) go mets

“i hope you meet jd vance” is about to become an actionable threat

*Gavin Newsom legally changes his name to Pablo America*

A disconsolate Rod Dreher ordering one exorcism after another at his local in Budapest. A manager discreetly tells him that he's cut off and Dreher howls "just gimme the fucking rites" at the barback.

tripping over my own feet running to twitter to see how sad rod dreher is right now

Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

"Humans won't work unless they're forced to" is a myth for stupid people. If you're paying attention, humanity loves to do the job... they just don't like to be exploited and abused just to survive, the 2 tools people THINK you need to inflict upon humans to make them work.

Reminder: Remove the default block on "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" posts in bsky's secret second moderation settings page! It's on bsky.app/profile/mode..., not the page in the settings cog!

I don't care about Hasan Piker and he doesn't matter, but if it's Gavin v Vance, I'm out. They're the same dude. Slimy dipshit ghoulish oppprtunists. Neither is getting my vote

chart guys love to be like "it's simply what the data shows. where did we get the data? why, from our beloved and trustworthy government and media institutions"

Be funny if Usha was like “how’d the trip go?”

Orban eating shit would be incredibly good news. That was the Epstein/Bannon/OG alt-right pet project for years and their model for how they want to gain permanent power. If they flip every lever there and still lose, there's real hope.

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

BREAKING: maoist scientists announce discovery of stinking old tenth

was once New Amsterdam.

blessed to live in a country where the AG is in charge of stock market announcements, the son in law is in charge of peace negotiations, the secretary of state is in charge of getting wasted at fights, the FBI director is in charge of getting wasted at hockey , and the VP is in charge of tweets

seeing avis like this on the timeline so I guess it's "you're not actually poor because this chart said so" time

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I AM MANIFESTING THIS!!! LIBS OF TIKTOK ROT IN HELL

had a giant sapporo and tonkotsu for lunch and took a two hour nap during a thunderstorm. life is worth living

Fuck Eric Swalwell, fuck Al Franken, nobody is entitled to women’s bodies and nobody is entitled to a seat in the federal legislature. It’s not fucking television, you don’t get to skate for a few seasons because you have such dedicated fans

Congress could just expel both Eric Swalwell (D) and Tony Gonzales (R). They could, but they won’t. You do not hate Congress enough.

*the most annoying person alive* I think of myself as politically unhoused

there is no politician so irreplaceable that we must overlook sexual misconduct because nobody else could possibly fill their shoes

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing you can just Not Do That there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

due to macroeconomic headwinds, it is now warhammer 38k

The creation of a mythological National Review (high-minded, intellectual, virtuous conservatism) despite the wide availability of the real, continually publishing National Review (reactionary, chortling bigotry with a good vocabulary) is a load-bearing fiction in our political system.

Jared Leto is the AI of actors. Everyone hates him, a couple of rich oligarchs keep pushing him on us, and we wish he'd just go away.

This was the most Bluesky response I ever received on Twitter

Al Franken: a known harasser who was pushed out by his own party and immediately replaced by a far more effective and more progressive senator. Yes, we definitely wouldn’t want that to happen again.

damn are u a 1970s luncheon cuz i want to send u an aspic

Getting to the afterlife and having your heart weighed by Daniel Tiger.

as if we needed even more reasons to want Orban go down in flames