Cloudypianos
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born miserable
1 day ago
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie] SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Senator Bernie Sanders
1 day ago
Tonight was a very bad night.
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Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
6 days ago
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
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warm autumn light 🍂🌇🍁🌕
over 1 year ago
I've learned 595 German words on duolingo, so now I can say important stuff like "The witch eats schnitzel in the forest" and "Your snail is smart but very ugly."
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My MFA really paid off. Why, just today I received one like on my Instagram post. Can’t call me a failed artist now, mom.
1 day ago
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donni saphire
2 days ago
Live strange, die mysteriously, leave a sinister pile of gloves behind
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Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
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andy vs
8 days ago
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
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my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
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Scott Tobias
11 days ago
New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.
add a skeleton here at some point
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Kelly🆘🇺🇸
12 days ago
I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
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I was going to be Vanessa Ives for Halloween but now, I don’t know, I feel like I need to be a frog terrorist.
12 days ago
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“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“ “Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
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Better Things Are Possible
22 days ago
I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
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Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
12 days ago
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Hard to joke around with half a White House.
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John Lyon
about 1 month ago
People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.
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mindflakes
14 days ago
Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels
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donni saphire
21 days ago
Sorry, I can’t get weird with you tonight. Too busy getting weird at home
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Sorry I can't hang out this week, I have to iron my cardigan.
13 days ago
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“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“ “Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
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SeaTea
14 days ago
Trump says he took a urine test at Walter Reed hospital and got all the answers correct.
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geekysteven
17 days ago
My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read
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ICE has finalized a $5.7 million contract for AI-driven social media surveillance software using Zignal Labs to monitor 8 billion daily posts in 100+ languages across numerous social media platforms in case you didn’t think America was Orwellian enough.
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Slaughthie
about 1 month ago
Introducing myself as an ethical monogamist to ethical non monogamists just to see how it goes
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DaddyJew
9 months ago
My nickname at family reunions is "I thought you were dead”
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MF FairyPrincessSmoo
over 2 years ago
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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born miserable
15 days ago
AMERICA: why are we giving food stamps to people. they should work ALSO AMERICA: let’s fire everyone and replace them with AI
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One of my favorite things to do is to eat peanuts in the corner.
14 days ago
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Slaughthie
about 2 years ago
I put my shoes on one toe at a time just like everyone else
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I miss when we all thought he had kicked the bucket.
14 days ago
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Relax, everyone. I am here now.
15 days ago
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