We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

this is me if you even care

have been evangelizing jeff burr's satisfyingly stupid night of the scarecrow as an ideal underseen fall movie pick for years, now I finally wrote a review that celebrates what talented filmmakers (including editor bob murawski) can do with the standard slasher formula boxd.it/bj0WEx

This meeting could have been an extra judicial murder performed by a malfunctioning ED-209 unit

the first minute and a bit of a project i've been working on for several years now! Or, the Modern Prometheus is my adaptation of the bookends of Frankenstein that i've made by cutting together public domain films and footage. it started as an experiment and i'm extremely excited to share it!

bruce lee 100% would have been a reddit guy

*Bane voice* Ah, I have found you on Linkedin!

Actually mom the Nintendo switch is a sentient being and you telling me to turn it off is eugenics

since looney tunes took so many cues from early screwball comedies it's only fitting that robert mckimson would animate the intro for a later one

the moneyball era was good while it lasted but ever since legal sports betting got its hooks in people we're back to the traditional dichotomy now

getting word that the ncaa is working on implementing a mercy rule for overly successful public humiliation rituals

Watching Ghosts of Mars on Criterion

if the subway takes guy came up to me I would say he should "subway take" a hike. beat it, pal!

Hahahah one of the students, after they had the Nazi on the ground, bent down, put his phone in the Nazi’s face, and asked, “Post-game interview: how we feeling?” ICONIC

Make Nazis Afraid

Lady Snowblood Meiko Kaji Q&A was truly special

if you're confused about Bill Kristol's recent turn towards empathy and reason, i understand. its a huge twist, but lets break it down. so, he was on the helicopter, but do you remember there was also a medic operating on paz? so it turns out

i don't understand the business model of discord, a software platform that seems to do what programs like mIRC and teamspeak collectively accomplished for free 20 years ago

I feel like Bo rounds are proof of God

ShortBox Comics Fair is live! My offering this year is a horror short story about a son questioning if he needs to rescue his mom from a newfound obsession with making art. www.shortboxcomicsfair.com/shop-sq4wj/p...

genuinely hate reddit

everyone in this admin is a different type of darkplace guy

honestly worth discussing how pervasive the track from gifted ed programs in public school to libertarian is, and I'm glad mamdani is mainstreaming criticisms of it

it's "what did you find in your light jacket pocket" day in north carolina, drop what you found in your light jacket pocket

elderly couple decorated for Halloween 🥲

A cultural boycott of Israel? I mean heck, it sounds easy enough, but then you realize you’d miss out on all that Israeli culture.

getting into the october mood today by watching the best horror trailer of all time, the japanese release trailer for tenebre, continuously on a loop

there are dozens of us who like this movie! dozens!!

you absolutely have to put all these people on trial once this is all over and I don't think anyone in power right now has any desire to do that

honestly this spectacle today makes me feel better. there's something very obviously physically wrong with trump, and these guys are all just clowns desperate for an audience to unicycle in front of. unserious

People complain about cancel culture but this is the exact reason it's so important to run wife beaters out of public life

gazing out the window waiting for fall weather but getting a tropical storm instead

i just got to see The Black Cat in a theater and when that shot happened i heard several people say out loud "what the hell"

Have you guys seen this

I respect the people who just say “they offered me an insane amount of money” over the “basically we are freedom of speech machines”

NEW MISSION: pester all the local theaters to get a hisayasu satô film on a triangle screen by the end of 2026

going to karaoke SAD and making it everyone else's problem

they killed him

happy john coltrane's birthday specifically to the white guy I met in greensboro whose parents named him coltrane. good way to make sure your kid has juuuust enough of an inferiority complex to keep them humble

What's the matter babe you've barely touched your event horizon ribs

Jim Steinman writing songs for Streets of Fire

“ill see you in valhalla” is not something i would ever say in memory of a friend. its something i would say to a $28 Hamburger

saw a big new traffic sign yesterday that just said "traffic patterns have changed," which I appreciated the vagueness of but I think they could have gone further. something has changed. something is new

rural indexing project

Charlie Kirk’s job was getting paid $80,000,000 a year by 900 year old conservative donors to essentially do this but with racial crime stats