In this AI age I feel there is a rapidly intensifying lack of respect for how long things take to do well. Beyond it just being physically and spiritually draining to work at the speed of light constantly there is no Room for creativity because the margins are sooo tight now

There is like so obviously some drama going down at my gym with the coaches and my nosy ass is dyingggg for details

I am having the worsttt Monday scaries for some reason yayyy

The only thing capable of curing the ailment of a crush is a new crush

Why do football players sometimes wear crop tops when they play

Lady just stopped me at the store to ask me where the arugula is and I’m like damn I prolly do look like a bitch who would know where the arugula is at

I feel like Bo rounds are proof of God

It is SO embarrassing for me that right now there are 3 mediocre white boys I am casting spells on and saying prayers over for attention and love like STAND UP COZY

I’M Sue This would have done numbers on Twitter 😭

It’s me against the world* *Ashely Furniture claims department

Eating some blue cheese that really has me like damn this shit is mold

Not the door guy already knows me at new accordion club lmfao

Does anyone know if we getting raptured today

I’m not ready for a five day work week emotionally

Watching dune part one on my big ass tv with my soundbar on the eve of my 31st 🙌

Just a girl who LOVES Jesus 😃

When I get my haircut there is a government mandate that I must have carrburritos afterward

If I had a nickel for every time a guy I was seeing who ended up getting into a committed relationship right after seeing me reached back out to me while in said relationship to chat spurred over thinking about a trendy coat I own I would have two nickels which isn’t that much but is sort of weird

Honestly fuck all the guys from my past that came out of the woodwork the past month only to all ghost me right before my birthday thank you for giving me the biggest complex lmao

Feel like top of Lenoir for dinner

Got in trouble at the baseball game for saying fuck and shit too much 👉👈

The guy who recently ghosted me then unghosted me and then reghosted me has no idea that he really did the world a favor cus I now need to look like a BADDIE in public at all times got my boobs and ass out walking the dog type shi cus you NEVER KNOW I will NOT be caught slipping again

Football and bakeoff starting in the same weekend my two core joys of fall

The worst part about living in North Carolina is never getting to see the falcons on tv it BREAKs me

The ting about hopscotch is for two years in a row I’ve just ended up doing a marathon drinking day in a way that destroys my beautiful body

I physically couldn’t do hopscotch rn with work and maybe covid but I am having fomo!!!!!

The guy I like who won’t text me didn’t text me BUT I did wax my mustache tonight so

I used to think I was super on top of things and organized and it turns out I just wasn’t that busy

I’ve never read an email in my life because I can’t read 🙂‍↕️

I am having the most confusing romantic experiences right now and my friends are tired of talking about them with me lmaoooo

It’s honestly brave how much I post on here with 0 engagement… nevertheless she persisted vibes

These are shoes I was born to wear for five seconds in front of the mirror in my bedroom only and I need them for this reason

Told my friends I went tubing yesterday and they were like “how does your body feel” 😭😭😭😭

I am turnt boots at a random bar in Bryson city nc 🙂‍↕️

Someone should tell the guy I’m obsessed with to text me because he’s driving me insane

DONALD TRUMP DEAD IN MIAMI

Is Tate mccraes sports car the best song of the 21st century ? Sound off in the comments 👇

Work is going so buckwild right now but I have been off my vapes for 8 days and it honestly hasn’t been hard and it DID make me quit smoking so that’s slay

My west coast hatred is getting so far out of hand lately… hate that place

This is aboot to be the Most stressful week at work yayy

Two men who ghosted me - one from my immediate past and one from literal ancient history - texting me yesterday out of the blue WHO placed a curse on me this week

I feel like buying something sparkly

What if instead of working I played Fortnite

The internet is trying to convince me my soul mate is 25 and I donttttt think that’s true but ok

Just saw someone call a 29 year old woman a chopped cougar online and this is why there is a male loneliness epidemic folks

My parents’ dog is so aesthetically cute but he is so much wetter and more disgusting overall than my dog he just kind of smells like pee and his tongue freaks me out anyway I guess he lives with me for 2 weeks 🤗

I have AN intense itch to go to accordion club I need that bitch to open back up!!!

START Digging in your butt TWIN!!!!!!

I think middle school children should be revered for their ability to shape and define culture because SDIYBT!!!!!!! I am also terrified of them.

It’s truly so exhausting being a horny straight girl like how do I explain that on any given call I have to find at least one guy hot and then think about him all day afterward