“Come take a look at my babies”

Some moments just never stop being funny 😂

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2026 basically

As a kid I could never look up something in the encyclopedia without also reading other entries that were related or just caught my eye. It was like going down an internet rabbit hole, except it made me smarter instead of dumber.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

i just love my cats, man they make waking up worth it

Find a way to be happy

Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream.

Word!

oldhead advice from an oldhead. every couple years, newcomers to the movement think "THIS is finally it, the moment when the dam breaks and the whole system is overthrown" and when it doesn't happen they lose patience and get disillusioned and drop out of movement work gotta build for long term

“If you want something done right, do it yourself” me: pours myself a drink

orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing

I'm not sure what was decided at Stonehenge during the winter solstice this year, but I approve of the new god/ruler/emperor/pagan supreme being or whatever the rank is of the one that was chosen:

that moment when you realize you’ve eaten more of something than you should have but there’s not enough left to leave for anyone else so it’s like ok here we go

Why does everyone hate lazy people so much? We didn't even do anything.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.

THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD HERE 🇨🇦 PeaceLoveCanada.ca

it's No November. don't ask me for anything, i said no

hea'ds up

They're calling him the most French man in history

“…that only us command …” Nice job Rufus. 🇨🇦

I only knew the modern meaning of "Luddite" until recently. Turns out, the Luddites were badass, actually. So you get a thread! And now you'll know too!

When the ICE agent is Canadian… 🇨🇦 ❤️🍁🇨🇦TEAM CANADA FOREVER🇨🇦🍁❤️ ❤️🍁🇨🇦VIVE LE CANADA 🇨🇦🍁❤️

always remember who was there for you at your lowest. thank you cigarettes

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm. I couldn't wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted. Turns out that is 9 pm.

All my 3 cats are sleeping peacefully, and I am barely suppressing the urge to jump to each one and meow loudly in their ear. Let them know how it feels.

“Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.” - John F. Kennedy

I may have found my defining quote. Pair this with my pinned post and you will see what I mean!

I am like if ‘jump to recipe’ was a person

It would be funny, to me, if NBC just fired Jimmy Fallon and made Kimmel the new host of The Tonight Show

Right-wing Sinclair Broadcasting owns all these local media stations and many others all across America. This is not journalism, it is scripted propaganda.

The amount of shit I got for this segment at the time was astronomical, and it was all from people who now stalk CVS employees to get them fired for insufficient online sadness. Cheering on political violence is both evil and not new, an outgrowth of an internet intentionally dismantled years ago.

There are some great shows in here, and some I guess I need to find.

Okay @erinbiba.bsky.social I’ve been hanging on to this one for a while but I think tonight’s the night. It may not be true WeirdTok but it is genuinely joyous.

Hunter S. Thompson, pretty much calling the birth of the 21st century after 9/11.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.

They revised "Oh, the Places You'll Go!" and it's just work, the store, and home now

There's something intoxicating about drinking 6-11 beers

This is wise

For a medieval monastic chronicler, a headline to die for

What I say: how was it? What my wife hears: tell me every single detail and don't leave anything out

My wife is so cute with her love of crime documentaries and her fascination with serial killers and her internet searches for “untraceable poisons” and “how to dispose of a body.” Wait.

The posters who create content like this are the real heroes. The internet would be hell without it.