Fart Buttman
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Sad girl por vida She/her Austin tx
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dinnervan
9 days ago
It is here
youtu.be/3fNpCrEx2mw?...
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liz ten eleven (out of town)
about 1 month ago
never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer
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Will Weldon
2 months ago
Grogu "N Word" Controversy Explained!
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Marie Enger - @ Gen Con
2 months ago
U have gotta Check This Out
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Katelyn Burns
2 months ago
watching the latest episode of Bill Maher to prep for the I Hate Bill Maher podcast and this guy is just a total dipshit, huh?
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Andrew
3 months ago
āEverything I have learned about Clavicular has been against my willā I say for the 5th time this month
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Dee Cooley š³ļøāā§ļø
4 months ago
reiterating for the night crowd
resume.deepcooley.com
linkedin.com/in/deepcooley
I am pretty good at things
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One of my sisters had some sleepy time Elmo doll that said the phrase āit feels good to lay downā and that hoe wasnāt lying
4 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
4 months ago
got called "very stable" by a mental health professional, who i ALSO managed to make laugh. turns out you CAN get a good grade in therapy. just fyi
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Screamer Jim
5 months ago
Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Ericās Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Googleās AI tool shut up
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Men will literally buy a crystal shrek rather than hang a shelf
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5 months ago
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Cedar is so bad that my left lymph node in my neck is swollen and hurts lol
5 months ago
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We have to put an end to post screening q&a
5 months ago
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mattie lubchansky
5 months ago
i donāt care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so iāll be carrying that with me today
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nV, Digital Devil
5 months ago
Women want one thing
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cait (and adonis)
5 months ago
this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit
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Emily Darling
8 months ago
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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This is why I donāt really believe in conspiracy theoriesā nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time
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8 months ago
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beccadagoo
almost 3 years ago
comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)
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Nome
8 months ago
It would work on me, it's all i'm saying.
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columbo screenshots
8 months ago
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Chris Person
8 months ago
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro hereās those Frankensteinās monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every
@fightopera.bsky.social
show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd
8 months ago
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Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!??
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8 months ago
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Brian McFadden
8 months ago
Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next.
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Emily St. James
9 months ago
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
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Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I donāt know what to do past this:
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Ian Boudreau
9 months ago
First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months
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molly conger
9 months ago
good morning yogurt dogs
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Return of the Cmonmacques
9 months ago
Man goes to doctor. Says heās depressed. Doctor says āgreat clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. Youāll feel betterā Man says ābut doctor, donāt you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!ā Doctor:
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Tricia Lockwood
9 months ago
experiencing the emotion of āwanting to see mietteā
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Man, I bet itās weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy?
9 months ago
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So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me
9 months ago
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Josh Gondelman
9 months ago
Iām mad. Please put it in the newspaper (
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) that Iām mad. Go Sox!
www.gq.com/story/yankee...
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Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how Iām gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo
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Susan (George) Schorn
10 months ago
The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney
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Jason
10 months ago
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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jean
12 months ago
God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
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The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get
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Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin)
10 months ago
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One thing about me is that I thought I was getting a UTI but I was just so gassy that having a HUGE fart walk got rid of the bladder twinge. I do not know how my body works
10 months ago
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Your unproblematic #3 fave
10 months ago
so how surprised would everyone be if i told you the man who designed this bathroom FOR THE LADIES ended up buying a cybertruck
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mrs shodai
10 months ago
heās a right fucking twat in this episode as well. thank fuck they rumpled him into a sex god
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Catbus
10 months ago
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ceej
10 months ago
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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I am once again in my element: four tall boys in and repotting plants and sweeping my patio. Stuff like this really makes me like who I am. Idk why
10 months ago
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I deeply love to drive fast BUT this is correct, Iām sorry
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11 months ago
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Ian Boudreau
11 months ago
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