It is here youtu.be/3fNpCrEx2mw?...

never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

Grogu "N Word" Controversy Explained!

U have gotta Check This Out

watching the latest episode of Bill Maher to prep for the I Hate Bill Maher podcast and this guy is just a total dipshit, huh?

“Everything I have learned about Clavicular has been against my will” I say for the 5th time this month

reiterating for the night crowd resume.deepcooley.com linkedin.com/in/deepcooley I am pretty good at things

One of my sisters had some sleepy time Elmo doll that said the phrase “it feels good to lay down” and that hoe wasn’t lying

got called "very stable" by a mental health professional, who i ALSO managed to make laugh. turns out you CAN get a good grade in therapy. just fyi

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

Men will literally buy a crystal shrek rather than hang a shelf

Cedar is so bad that my left lymph node in my neck is swollen and hurts lol

We have to put an end to post screening q&a

i don’t care too much about football anymore but one has to know that a patriots win makes both jesse signal AND benjamin netanyahu happy. so i’ll be carrying that with me today

Women want one thing

this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit

pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux

This is why I don’t really believe in conspiracy theories— nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time

comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)

It would work on me, it's all i'm saying.

Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.

The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every @fightopera.bsky.social show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd

Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!??

Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next.

The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.

Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I don’t know what to do past this:

First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months

good morning yogurt dogs

Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better” Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!” Doctor:

experiencing the emotion of “wanting to see miette”

Man, I bet it’s weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy?

So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me

I’m mad. Please put it in the newspaper (@gqmagazine.bsky.social) that I’m mad. Go Sox! www.gq.com/story/yankee...

Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how I’m gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo

The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney

Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches

God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more

The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get @seejanemarie.bsky.social Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin)

One thing about me is that I thought I was getting a UTI but I was just so gassy that having a HUGE fart walk got rid of the bladder twinge. I do not know how my body works

so how surprised would everyone be if i told you the man who designed this bathroom FOR THE LADIES ended up buying a cybertruck

he’s a right fucking twat in this episode as well. thank fuck they rumpled him into a sex god

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malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours

I am once again in my element: four tall boys in and repotting plants and sweeping my patio. Stuff like this really makes me like who I am. Idk why

I deeply love to drive fast BUT this is correct, I’m sorry