Edward Cuckchair
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Sad girl por vida She/her Austin tx
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cait (and adonis)
3 days ago
this is the stuff they used to kill that little shoe in who framed roger rabbit
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Emily Darling
3 months ago
pickup trucks for the average person should not have been allowed to advance past this. if you need anything bigger, you should have to provide some kind of documentation showing you have the license and need for special heavy machinery, otherwise you get the 1990 toyota hilux
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This is why I donāt really believe in conspiracy theoriesā nobody keeps secrets that well or for a long time
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beccadagoo
over 2 years ago
comedians are sort of like the philosophers of today (annoying white men many of whom are pedophiles)
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Nome
3 months ago
It would work on me, it's all i'm saying.
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columbo screenshots
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Chris Person
3 months ago
Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro hereās those Frankensteinās monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for. Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
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The urge to preform is a mental illness witch which I am afflicted. After every
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show I know more and more that I was born a theatre kid and I will simply die without the adulation or jeers of a crowd
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Rewatching the stream to criticize my own performance, and the way I am SCREAMING when TQ shows up??!?!??
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Brian McFadden
3 months ago
Massachusetts banned dog racing, but you can still go to any dog park and place bets on which dog is gonna shit next.
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Emily St. James
4 months ago
The only excuse Lois Lane has for why her interviewing Superman isn't unethical, despite their romantic entanglement, is that it would be even more unethical for the paper's other top reporter, who is Superman, to interview himself, yet she cannot say this. This dilemma should be taught in J-school.
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Yall, I trapped the rat in my apartment and I donāt know what to do past this:
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Ian Boudreau
4 months ago
First good SCOTUS news I've heard in months
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molly conger
4 months ago
good morning yogurt dogs
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Return of the Cmonmacques
4 months ago
Man goes to doctor. Says heās depressed. Doctor says āgreat clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. Youāll feel betterā Man says ābut doctor, donāt you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!ā Doctor:
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Tricia Lockwood
4 months ago
experiencing the emotion of āwanting to see mietteā
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Man, I bet itās weird to be John darnielle and know that No Children a song from like mid career is like your legacy?
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So many diarrhea medicines on the market and bismuth subsalicyte in the only one that works for me
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Josh Gondelman
4 months ago
Iām mad. Please put it in the newspaper (
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www.gq.com/story/yankee...
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Things are getting Desperate for lil Ol me. Phone and internet cut off and I do not know how Iām gonna pay rent on Wednesday. If yall know any gigs or work for ya girl lemme know. Also just accepting cash help at this point lamoooo
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Susan (George) Schorn
5 months ago
The University Democrats at UT-Austin, a longstanding student group, has been told that no guests, candidates, or speakers can speak at their meetings unless the administration approves them. Submitted speakers' lists have been ignored or summarily denied. Please HMU if you know a good 1A attorney
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Jason
5 months ago
Disney adults canceling subscriptions, vacations, etc really are making the Harry Potter adults that threw a fit over a $60 video game look like huge bitches
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jean
7 months ago
God bless whoever put up this pro-upzoning poster in Edgewater, please put up more
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The thing that appeals to me the most about getting into the premium level of The Dream podcast is that it sounds like $5 a month and I get
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Friday bargain bin (rip the hairpin)
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Chris DeLeon ā„ DevPods.gg gamedev collabs
5 months ago
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One thing about me is that I thought I was getting a UTI but I was just so gassy that having a HUGE fart walk got rid of the bladder twinge. I do not know how my body works
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oafish but nice
5 months ago
so how surprised would everyone be if i told you the man who designed this bathroom FOR THE LADIES ended up buying a cybertruck
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mrs shodai
5 months ago
heās a right fucking twat in this episode as well. thank fuck they rumpled him into a sex god
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Catbus
5 months ago
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ceej
5 months ago
malcolm gladwell has been a dipshit for 10,000 hours
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I am once again in my element: four tall boys in and repotting plants and sweeping my patio. Stuff like this really makes me like who I am. Idk why
5 months ago
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I deeply love to drive fast BUT this is correct, Iām sorry
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6 months ago
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Ian Boudreau
6 months ago
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is he still up there?
6 months ago
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abraconagra
6 months ago
ME: *reading the bad news website all day* we're doomed. there's no way to come back from this ME: *11:10 pm two beers three tacos deep watching a 65 year old Black woman in a Sunday dress absolutely rock out to a dad band covering Queen Bitch* america is an idea. and a feeling in the heart.
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Please someone smart tell me if eddington is good. I think I might not be smart enough to get it
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Allison
6 months ago
Retvrn
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Gailey š
7 months ago
Finally someone put words to this
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The need to create is so beautiful
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7 months ago
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Ashley Lynch āļøšļø
7 months ago
The success of Sinners tells me the theatrical experience isn't dying. People just want good fucking movies. The success of Superman tells me it isn't superhero fatigue. People just want good fucking movies.
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People that go by a different name: when did it stop feeling like a lie to go by the better one? My first name isnāt like a deadname, but any time I tell someone āhey im Victoriaā I feel like Iām lying
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GONZO the Ca'at
7 months ago
Behaviores Report: 100% Goode!
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I have a fridge full of these lil bitches
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7 months ago
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What am I doing after 6 beers and reading a book at the bar? Eating fuvking PLUMS itās stone fruit season and Iām going William Carlos Williams in them hoes
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Lauren McKenzie
7 months ago
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For someone that is in the gym as much as I am, somehow none jock
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7 months ago
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kristy yummy coochie šÆš²
7 months ago
it's only out of respect for his hotter wife that i don't post my true thoughts
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
7 months ago
They finally made the milk from that hotel
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