bluesky really did turn out to be the yourparty of social media platforms huh

is upscrolled actually where people are going then

It was the best of times, it is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done, it was the worst of times.

some of you are a bit weird about north korea

i know we all know this but the whole immigrant/scrounger rhetoric relies on the idea that certain people ‘deserve’ to be here and certain people don’t and that is just baffling to me because i don’t ‘deserve’ to be here. i was just randomly born here. that event had absolutely nothing to do with me

hot

didn’t one of you say last year that seasonal display names were quite cringe. well what else are we supposed to cling on to lol

Farage must quite honestly be one of the happiest men on the planet right now. Coming home every day watching everyone fawn over him sayong he isn’t racist, knowing full well he’s been very publicly racist since about the age of 9. He probably laughs like a maniac in bed every night.

Someone on the radio just now referred to Labour's 'campaign' against Reform and that's just it: they're supposed to be *governing*, not campaigning, especially against a party with only 4 MPs. I despair.

pains me to say it but i do NOT have the best spooky name

i can finally watch over the garden wall again that’s the most exciting thing here

today’s vibes youtu.be/n4Si7a9YlRc?...

pumpkins it up!! youtu.be/rS00xWnqwvI?...

Boys don't cry, though. If you liked the cure as you claim, you'd know that.

i expect to wake up to a fleet of spooky names tomorrow

i just heard a neighbour’s cat yowl in that exact way of that sample they always use in movies. if you can hear it in your head rn that’s what it sounded like

The cynical gesture of Keir Starmer recognising a Palestinian state. The room applaud but when are we going to stop arming Israel who are murdering those same Palestinians?

halfway through reading hamnet by maggie o farrell and my review so far is ‘meh’

i have deleted now, with your contributions on top of what i have i can now afford a full month of treatment. this is beyond my wildest dreams. i’ve spent every night of the last fortnight frozen in my bed in terror but now i actually have hope to stop it. thank you everyone. you are just wonderful

i can start treatment on thursday and i am like weightless with relief. overwhelmed by your support. i feel so loved on here.

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU EVERY SINGLE PERSON THANK YOU

had a dream i was married to reece shearsmith but he was cast in a yul brynner biopic as yul brynner. i kept trying to tell him he was miscast but he wouldn’t listen

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

yul brynner had hair but deliberately went baldy because it made him look sexier. what a flex

First time this guy has ever made me laugh

“I love you even if you don’t love me because I’m a good person 🤭” “Eat shit”

AI nostalgia video depicting the childhoods from the 4 Yorkshiremen sketch when

Something so poignant about “remember me on this device”

Stats for Lefties’ trans coverage ain’t all that either

Some more incredible scenes.

CW CSA i thought i would be vague so not to trigger anyone but yes they’re about being raped by my father

called eight different clinics offering the kind of emergency flashback treatment i am hoping to get and not a single damn one has picked up the phone lol. do you know what business you’re in??

this just happened with bournville btw

i can happily eat the same thing every single day for months on end and then on day it’ll just randomly be disgusting to me

ok does anyone else know the song ‘michaelmas daisies’ from school or is this just a weird village thing

"You think I'm a racist just because I joined the Racist alliance and I'm wearing my I'm a racist t-shirt? Have I ever literally said the words "I am a racist"? I don't even join in the chants when we're outside the hotels much, really."

This man, name eludes.. was full on this basho. High hopes. (knocks on wood three times).

genuinely can you all take a second to send me the vibes that mean i don’t have flashbacks tonight

get mr blobby on hot ones

caught up with taskmaster and reece was really fit clambering and falling over those stadium seats. just as he is when he does anything

if there’s a feeling that can’t be expressed with a simpsons meme well then i don’t want to have it

i once had this tory work husband who used to do literally anything i say. if i said ‘watch this film so we can discuss’ he would do it that night. or ‘get this from canteen so i know if it’s good’ he would. i miss my wee servant boy, hope he’s being obedient to some other leftist girlie out there

all my mutuals are cutuals

hoping this signals the addition of a new continent to the list of self absorbed countries we beef with in our mentions, bring on the aussies i say

one day my dad will die and i expect my moots to celebrate with me like it’s thatcher ok

The fact people like you are so impressed by language and tone is why things are just gonna continue to go to shit just come the fuck on man

sumover 😔

beef

The Green Macaron #sumo