The assailant "completed his master’s degree at Villanova University and his doctoral work at the University of Texas."

I know it's cringe to be like "we are going to win" but when you have career DOJ prosecutors flipping sides and being like "I quit two weeks ago and I'm ready to burn this bitch to the ground" I don't know what else to say

Weren't GOP senators demanding $500k because the DOJ researched their call records on January 6th?

They're gonna try to indict the grand jurors next.

Miette voice: "Fifty! Thousand! Dollars!"

A picture is worth a thousand words. How does AG Pam Bondi sleep at night?

UT-Austin's Student Dems are warning about campus construction that will interfere with student voting at the only polling location left on campus. UT's GOP-controlled administration has limited voting to the basement of the student union. Staff say this will be roped off until after Election Day.

A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq

We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege

She spent the whole morning performatively screaming at Congressmen, but this image of Bondi saying nothing and refusing to turn around will be the only real takeaway from her testimony today.

One. Just one. We eat one billionaire and all the rest will fall into line.

The Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building looms in the background of the camp at Coldwater Spring, or Mni Owe Sni, at Fort Snelling along the Mississippi River — where the U.S. government in the mid-1800s killed hundreds of Dakota people and imprisoned more than 1,600 in a concentration camp.

It's time to learn from the NIMBYs among us

Oh this guy. Listen. Everyone at UT had a story about him.

dragging bags of trash up to the old wardrobe in my attic and tossing them into narnia

The young'uns that were hired for the previous MST3K reboot were all very talented, and did a great job, but this time around the concept is, "What if we gave the old farts from the original show a shot?" Why not, right? I think it's gonna be fun.

Officer, I'd like to report an Aggravated Spanishing

Not the most important point, but why is this weirdo wearing a placemat?

This is such a fascinating concept though, imagine if you could go around revoking places' statehood if you hated the music enough. Sorry, territory of tennessee, should've done something about jason aldean. Tell your senators to pack their bags

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

I'm curious if this is the first instance of a Superbowl ad actively repelling existing customers/losing business for the company. I know there have been bad ads, but this one revealed such horrific things about a product that existing customers had been oblivious to. Awesome job, everyone!

This is part of a pattern that is impeachable: Trump cuts previously appropriated Congressional funds, but only to states led by Democrats (California, Colorado, Illinois and Minnesota).

Also the Patriots won 42-3.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus

The market for all these things seems to be 'people so incompetent they can't even visualise what competence looks like'.

“Researchers from Johns Hopkins, Georgetown and Yale universities recently found that 60 FDA-authorized medical devices using AI were linked to 182 product recalls, according to a research letter published in the JAMA Health Forum in August.”

“Libertarians are like house cats, they’re convinced of their fierce independence while dependent on a system they don’t appreciate or understand.” It is mostly a philosophy for people who like to scold others, but cannot be bothered building a damn thing.

I’m beginning to think my wife is not rewatching the halftime show for the third time purely for the righteous political messaging.

It is not our moral responsibility to coddle the delusional fears and bigotries of white supremacists. It is not our moral responsibility to change reality for them so they can hold onto those fears and bigotries. It is our moral responsibility to make their fears and bigotries THEIR problem.

We'll be told "there are millions of people who are uncomfortable with that, and we have to learn to live with them." No, actually. We already are living with each other, including them. They're uncomfortable with some of us. THEY have to learn to live with US. If they won't, that is their problem.

Incredible detail I just noticed Benito takes a drink from this woman as he sings "un shot de cañita en casa de Toñita" She is Maria Antonia Cay (aka Toñita), owner of the famous Caribbean Social Club in Brooklyn A beloved place for the Latino community in NYC

We already knew scientifically what we needed to do to stop climate change. We as a species decided not to do it. All AGI can give us is vastly accelerated pollution.

Wait till they hear the translation

"suspected" 🤣

These commentators ought to be interviewing Bad Bunny.

This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values

What was the deal with the fan running on the field?

I just love this so fucking much

the bushes were people 😂

Unidos somos América.

They really missed an opportunity not having Bad Bunny deliver a baby out there.

Sports reporter with NBC News reporting that the couple in Bad Bunny’s halftime show got married for real

How many Kubiaks are there in the NFL now? I grew up in College Station and hadn't realized they'd proliferated so.

This is really what separates Trump from Stephen Miller. He'll make it 11/14ths of the way through the 14 words and then stop to complain about Mike Tirico.

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

respect to Lady Gaga, I too have been way over my head at a salsa club

This is better, honestly. That poor kid needs to be home in bed.