[hearing that someone has died] oh no that guy hated dying

🚨 EXCL: Enzo Maresca informed Chelsea (twice late Oct & again mid-Dec after post-Everton comments) he was talking to people associated with Man City about #MCFC manager position if/when vacancy arises. #CFC contract obliged 45yo to do so 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...

Fred Durst was a huge Mario fan. He played every game in the series, and even wrote a song about how he did it all for tanuki

2026 is midterms and it’s the year we get going on putting these assholes in the dumpster of history where they belong

4-year-old told me “I like you more than space likes planets” which as I understand is a huge honor in his culture

Outlook for the new year ...

his final message…

So, the actual Heritage Americans sued about the placement of an immigration facility in the Everglades and are now being punished by the Trump administration

On December 14th, I sat across from 142 New Yorkers as they shared their concerns, their dreams, the leadership they long for from City Hall. Our campaign was built around listening to the people of New York, and we will govern in the same way. Tomorrow, we get to work. youtu.be/xj89tYvwr6k

A CHEEZ-IT DRAGON

So what happens next???

This is not hard. Artists are not responsible for ensuring the Kennedy Center remains relevant and successful. The center’s board is responsible for that, in a fiduciary way. All of this energy being directed at artists should be re-directed at the board.

None of the other gods are giving reflect dash, Athena has shooters out here

boobs are the truck nuts of the chest

reminder that caldwell’s most recent book argues that the civil rights act of 1964 was something akin to a constitutional abomination that produced a world of white subordination

Bluesky is the new place to go for high-level political discussions because half of the pundits, for lack of a better word, have credentials like "Guy who plays in a Portland post-punk band". "Professional video editor in San Diego". "Commodities trader in Nova Scotia". "Person named Sharon"

An essential development over the past decade-plus is that the ignorant went from feeling chastened when their ignorance was revealed to banding together and deciding that, actually, they were right. They might disagree at times, but they agreed that ignorance itself was an indicator of trust.

Next time someone says they don’t have to apologize for being white anymore, ask them to tell about the most recent time they were forced to apologize for being white and who made them do it.

“Just one more thing, Ms Bondi… … If The Epstein Files are a hoax, why the redactions?”

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of roughly 3-5 people

Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter

The steady stream of reports about “progress” in peace talks can make a misleading impression. 3 things to remember: 1) much of the current talking is between 🇺🇸-🇺🇦-🇪🇺; 2) Putin has shown no interest in compromise; 3) All sides are at pains to show Trump that they are interested in a deal.

It’s really funny to see people get mad about historical accuracy in the Odyssey adaptation because there’s a cyclops in that story. There’s a witch who turns men into pig. gods are literally real and manifest physically. It’s okay if there’s a black guy.

They just want you to be miserable with them.

I laughed like 4 times

This isn’t complicated. The Epstein Transparency Act is the law. You can’t have selective transparency. The DOJ is openly breaking the law, and they will be held accountable. No agency is above the law, and this failure will not go unanswered.

If you’re at the @poptartsbowl.com and want stickers, go find Katie in Section 135 on the lower level. She’s in a plaid shirt and white jeans

They say imitation crab is the sincerest form of crab

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail

we’ve been over this we just did this in Massachusetts they’re not gonna leave, they’ll whine and bitch and moan and eventually this will raise more money than expected because nowhere they go is actually like the place they’re leaving

The debate about Avatar "having no cultural impact" is kind of a smokescreen for the actual argument which is that Avatar is "boring" and "bad" and "has terrible characters, worldbuilding, plotting and dialogue"

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

Going into 2026 with this exact vibe.

CBS has cancelled a story about the Christmas Nigeria bombings because Bari Weiss complained it implied that Nigerians are human beings without seeking an alternative perspective from Steven Miller.

Good, more of this!

271,000 people have lost their jobs and federal spending has ctually increased. So people get less services, while we added debt paying for private jets for Kristi Noem, bulletproof cars for Kash Patel. This is what the rust belt voters demanded.

If you climb any church tower you should get to fight a bad guy at the top of it

Free Jaxson Dart.

Die Hard was actually appropriated from pagans

When you cut the salaried experts and then have to firefight constant emergencies with freelancers who rightfully charge a premium for their expertise and bill by the hour-

an easy way to understand this is that people make clothes cool and not the other way around. so our judgement of what looks "good" is often shaped by the cultural capital of various social groups. punks, skaters, hip hop heads, etc look stylish simply bc they are cool. thus money is not a barrier.

Imagine you’ve been waiting for years and it’s finally your turn to carve the roast beast and then they let the fucking psycho who’s been terrorizing your village do it instead.