Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

Guy who saw your breakup post and immediately gets into your dm's

Wild that Altman is being sued by his sister for repeated sexual abuse and that doesn’t come up in basically every conversation about him. I get that it’s alleged but if that shit was happening to someone else I feel like that would come up, particularly if that person had a history of lying a lot.

where i grew up “weak” had somehow become a synonym for “dope” or “cool” and so part of me reads “the pope is weak on crime” as “the pope thinks crime is cool as hell”

was once New Amsterdam.

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

People in the Budapest Metro, Hungary, shouting: “Russians, go home!”

holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true

I fucking hate this shit with all of my body and soul, man Fuck the IDF, fuck Israel, fuck Zionism; end this horror

More villages in South Lebanon being detonated by Israel. Israel is the one sharing these videos. They are proud of their war crimes.

We’re so used to calling the various tech oligarchs and Trump pigs Bond villains but Eric Adams is unique in that he is the only irl Venture Bros villain.

"Players are pilots, thus decks can fly."

Zohran did not mutter "affordability" like it was a spell he could cast to win an interview. he was like okay so here's how x makes food trucks more expensive, here's how y fucks your rent, here's how z fucks your bus ride, and here's what I want to do about it.

congratulations to the astronauts who get credit for a moon mission using rocket development work by trans women who had to quit their job and flee the state of florida and can’t celebrate this win with their coworkers

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I. I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

what an introductory paragraph!!

The hungry red panda at the Prospect Park Zoo? Adorable. The HungryPanda delivery app scamming small businesses? Not adorable. So they will be paying $580,000 back. We'll keep pursuing companies that take advantage of New Yorkers, and we'll keep asking if we can pet a red panda just for a second.

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

From “Never forget.” to “Never. Forget!”

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Child care that ends at 3 p.m. doesn't work for many working families. So we're changing it. This fall, our 2-K program will pilot year-round care for 2-year-olds, with a full 10-hour day from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Because truly "universal" child care matches the reality of working people's lives.

When Royals fans say this could be their year:

HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

what do you MEAN my flight will be late, i just watched something from THE MOON land on time

The three most remarkable papal tweets — ever?

just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag

A fake ceasefire announcement meant to placate markets actually worsens the long-term consequences of this crisis by delaying more durable adjustments to ongoing shortages. The Strait of Hormuz remains closed.

Genuinely feeling like Mamdani has finally figured out the thing the left has historically been The Worst at. The left needs to: (a) use government to do Good and Popular Things Normal: [✓] Mamdani: [✓] (b) TELL PEOPLE VERY LOUDLY AND MEMORABLY EVERY TIME IT DOES Normal: [ x ] Mamdani: [✓]

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

we should treat these pardons as null and void as far as i am concerned www.wsj.com/politics/pol...

First poster for ‘THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS: THE LAST ACT’. It will premiere in U.S. theaters nationwide from June 4-7.

A lot of people who have based their opinion of Catholicism off of Deus Vult memes don’t understand why the Pope is no longer based enough to support their war against a Muslim nation, completely ignoring how Catholicism has changed over, oh, eight centuries

Contrary to public perception a huge % of pregnant teenagers in the 1990s were impregnated by adult men. The younger they were, the larger the average age gap between mother and father was. Fixing teen pregnancy was in part a clampdown on statutory rape. That's what conservatives want to reverse.

conservatives: young people gotta stop having sex conservatives: wait, young people stopped having sex!?

I’m not sure if my body *is* ready youtu.be/AjFk1cY265I?...

the NYT political desk is facing facts: their boy Trump is in a terminal political spiral and it's time to start polishing the next right-wing turd

time to rate some more amounts of money $414,910: that's a whole bunch of money where i come from $50: nice and neat. i love it! $1.06: no offense, but this isn't very much money $1000: don't bullshit me $1002.17: yeah, that's what i thought $614.05: solid $0: hey, wait a minute! $18.93: bad salad

Consumer prices in March were up 3.3% from a year ago, the biggest annual increase in nearly two years. Higher gasoline prices tied to the war with Iran accounted for much of the surge. n.pr/4dFvkRe

You don't hate new music, it just doesn't hit you like it did when you were 17 because you're not 17

my idea of economics was forever changed when this girl in ninth grade was like “your family’s rich” and i said “yeah right, my dad’s a journalist and my mom’s a teacher, do the math” and she said “my dad’s a magician”

The sharply conservative Supreme Court, reshaped by President Trump’s three appointees, is the first since at least the 1950s to reject civil rights claims in most cases involving women and minorities, according to an analysis conducted for The Post. https://wapo.st/4tCkcJB

"Project Liberal" is run by Jason Pye, whose CV includes 7 years at Freedomworks, and Tyler Harris, who worked for the Libertarian National Committee for a half-decade. if you fall for this shit you're the biggest sucker ever born

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Thank you to the night shift for your incredible work, tonight and every night.

vance is so personally off putting that even foreign electorates want nothing to do with him

CBS News has a bombshell interview with a U.S. soldier who survived the deadly attack in Kuwait on the first day of the way -- he says Pete Hegseth is lying about the attack and that the base "was unprepared to provide any defense for itself." www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-wa...

Their friends likely ostracized them for their “anti-wokeness” because their friends realize that the backlash to “wokeness” is just gutter racism and bigotry.