I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Ten archaic English slang phrases… 10. Got the morbs (sad) 9. Bumpsy (drunk) 8. Whittled as a penguin (very drunk) 8. Scandal water (tea) 7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea) 5. Sauce-box (mouth) 4. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts) 3. Dash my wig (OMG) 2. Poked up (embarrassed) 1. Not up to dick (unwell)

They made Aha real

Bought this book for my two mates’ babies for Christmas and I’m dying.

Man, I love the people in this industry. It's a terrible industry, but the people...

Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

A very important conversation with Nick Helm.

"Think not of the books you've bought as a "to be read" pile. Instead, think of your bookcase as a wine cellar. You collect books to be read at the right time, the right place, and the right mood." - Luc van Donkersgoed

I take it all back we should absolutely let AI run the vending machines

I’m doing a painting of me with a frog on me in a pond and also a version of Patty. It might not be finished but I wanted to see what it looked like on here.

Absolutely torn on this one. Is it so bad, so cosmically dense that it flits straight through the space-time continuum and becomes funny somehow? There's no easy answers, and I won't promise that there are. This may be too hard to calibrate to any great certainty for generations to come.

For a while, I collected the worst jokes UK political correspondents ascribed to MPs, especially those sent via WhatsApp. Because I despise you, I'm migrating the thread here, starting with this absolute *shiter* from 2022, so we can share in the horror together. Please send me the worst you have.

I am now wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog Christmas jumper and I honestly don't think I've been happier :3

In your 20s, there will be a LARPing event that will suck so bad you'll spend three days having back to back panic attacks. It's very important that you go. Or: let me tell you about how I learnt I was autistic. 🧵

So, my lovely friend @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi is having a hard time of it lately and I wanted to do something to help; I've had these rather fetching tree ornaments, or "Speedbaubles" made, all money's will be given to them. #wrestlesky #christmas #love boredmaud.square.site/product/spee...

Hi! Just joined Bluesky and want some people to follow! I love wrestling and I draw wrestlers in my spare time! #aew #wrestling #art #artist

Ooh, new AEW fan artist just dropped! Cool stuff!

they're good!

incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs It’s a eggnog recipe

God damn i love my tilt shift lens. Look at this scamp. You probably thought it was a model, didn’t you? You FOOL! You RUBE!

Might start saying that I have issues with "working memory and processing speed" instead of using the term "ADHD" because -describes the issue more precisely -measurable with objective scaling tools -doesn't elicit OPINIONS

You weren’t “high functioning” You were masking. You weren’t “coping well” You were dissociating. You weren’t “fine” You were surviving. They applauded your performance and ignored the cost. That wasn’t care. It was survival.

I have just found out that some reprehensible fucking dork has made an AI chatbot based on the character I played on The Magnus Archives and *it has my voice*. I genuinely don't think I have ever felt so fucking violated. My actual voice. Saying things I have never said. I feel sick.

Honestly, fuck December

Rainbow Eucalyptus (Eucalyptus deglupta) 🌳 It has smooth, orange-tinted bark that sheds in strips, revealing streaks of pale green, red, orange, grey, and purplish brown

For those who do not know Bert the Blackbird -He likes to fight cats -laugh at squirrels -launch kamikaze air strikes at pigeons -bathes like a Cossack dancer in an explosion -taps on the window when HIS bath or feeder are empty 1/3

Increase in productivity since 1979: 87% Increase in hourly pay since 1979: 32% Just so happens that ~25% of workers were unionized in 1979. Today? 10%. As unions declined, the super-rich have taken a larger share of wealth generated by labor. We must build back union power.

Because it’s not getting reported on enough: Muslim fruit shop owner Ahmed al Ahmed, father of two, was the hero who bravely tackled one of the Bondi Beach shooters and took away his gun. He saved lives during a major terror attack. Say his name, and honor the lives of the victims of the shooters

I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride trying to holler at you, please respond

You are not “hard to understand” You’re just used to people who expect performance instead of presence. They don’t understand autistic presence. Find the ones who do. This is the work.

Adoption is Love

Everyone please report this disgusting racist

Lights in the sky. Figures in the dark. 11 lives forever changed. The Kelly-Hopkinsville Goblins story is stranger - and more unsettling - than you think. Hear the truth that official records tried to bury. @ToBeHumanShow.bsky.social youtu.be/4k89EvlGW74

I think about this tweet every day

Hayter crushes Julia! #AEWCollision

You weren’t too sensitive autistic comrade. You were paying attention in a world that survives by not noticing.

Sorry but this is atrocious.

🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ 🔙 Saliba and Timber return to the backline ⚓️ Rice in the middle ©️ Saka with the armband Let's do this, Gunners ✊

Happy 100th birthday to Dick Van Dyke!

One of the best exchanges I’ve ever seen on social media was when Lt. Cmndr Data and Bert the Chimney Sweep got into a rumble over Angela Lansbury.

Earlier in the year I made a visual of google search trends each week in the United States vs the world, and I never turned it off, and just checked and the thing hatched. It’s funny how people agreed like basically on Halloween, Wicked, Black Friday, and for Spotify Wrapped. Are u killing people

‘He’s living his best life’: drunk raccoon hit DMV for snacks before liquor store

Autistic people online can help give you the langauge that you never had before. And that’s powerful. At the same time, others cannot solve your issues and burnout. At best, others can help support and give tools. But the work is always on us alone.

Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.

That’s the way to leave a toxic environment. Lol

got the most spectacular text from my friend last night