[watching through military binoculars as orange slices are handed out to kids between halves at pee wee soccer] This is PROFESSIONAL grade logistics. Look at the matching uniforms. Look at the coordination. Someone is BANKROLLING this operation. [retreats using a series of elaborate rolls]

I call this revving the biscuit engine

I am by no means a car safety expert, but perhaps a vehicle that can trap you inside during a fire should not be allowed on our roads? Call me crazy.

We have a lot of catching-up to do. It won't be enough to just start building cycling infrastructure again, let's build it faster and cheaper to create connected networks and spread the benefits to every neighbourhood.

I do want to shout-out my fellow sociologists, who have collectively created a discipline so woke that not a single one of our introductory textbooks can make it past Florida's censors. Great work everyone.

one of my favorite things about the winter olympics is when a skier or snowboarder blows my mind with athletic feats of daring that would literally kill regular folks. and then they remove their mask and are ALSO the Most Beautiful Person Alive

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

Death squad for cutie

Mongolia and Haiti correctly identified that the Winter Olympics are primarily a chance to design baller cold weather uniforms

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

first they came for the billionaires and then they stopped coming, problem solved

Journalism is a great industry to go into if you want to become speedrun becoming a Marxist.

The city just laid off 300 people. "Zero means zero" etc. But ok let's have a $2 million one-night show. Honestly the dumbest thing about this is that the funding shortfall for the Celebration of Lights - for 3 shows - was about $650k

It's crazy how every shitty rich person you've ever heard of all seem to be buddies. Wild.

us: 2 people have been hit since this detour started, can we get some communication, signage, and infrastructure upgrades? city: best we can do is politely ask drivers who visit our webpage about the detour to not use the bike routes we assume this is phase 1 and the modal filter is coming next??

"I know Kid Rock's real name" is an amazing negative flex, good job JD

It is very funny that one of the only people, out of thousands of the ultra rich and celebrities who were exposed to Trump and Epstein's pedophilia, who immediately said fuck this and got out of there was the dude from 2 Live Crew

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier

Being on social media right now is just a constant struggle within yourself to not publicly wish death on certain people

There's a lot of talk these days about who is in the Epstein files, but I'd like you kids to remember there's someone who certainly WASN'T in them and his name is—oh no. Oh no oh no oh no

"I can be a pedophile all on my own" is not the flex he thinks it is.

I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

DOJ humbly asks any fascist with a law degree to slide into its DMs.

❤️

"Every good thing you have in your life is the product of someone else's struggle."

If I was @onecityvan.bsky.social @vangreens.bsky.social or @copevancouver.bsky.social one of my big campaign points would be pointing out how much money the City of Vancouver would have lost if Ken Sim hadn't been thwarted in his attempt to move city assets into crypto

Premier Eby: Alberta separatists have committed treason #cdnpoli

So many of society's problems are caused by people who do things on their phones that should be done on a computer.

I see that his bruised hand has been cut off by his father

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told his officers that they have a duty to intervene if they see ICE committing crimes and will be fired if they don't. We need a lot more of this. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

Uh, do these people not realize that they are working for Evil Inc.? Isn't "doing evil" the whole purpose of this company? How deep in the sand can one bury one's head, hypothetically?

Weird that hiring away a few checked-out Tory alcoholics from British dailies and emphasizing op eds about Why Your Boss Deserves A Tax Cut didn't deliver better results but what can you do? What, at the end of the day, can you do?

Good.

[stares directly into the camera]

Always nice to see what the Average Voter is getting up to

The LA Rams have never won a superbowl since Nacua did the "greedy Jew" on a wildly bigoted twitch stream.

Tragedy exposes weak standards. Canada lags the EU on vehicle size and pedestrian impact safety, and people are dying because of it. Rapid change means opportunity—align our vehicle rules with Europe now

the Seahawks would already be up 35-0 over either of the AFC teams

last week my life coach laid out a very reasonable plan for me to start making better decisions in my daily routine & he capped it off by saying, “think of the possibilities,” & all i could think about was how many hot dogs i could fit in my mouth.

Really hard to look at this and all the other examples of bravery and kindness from ordinary people in this moment not think also of the tremendous cowardice exhibited over the past year by some of the richest, most well-protected people in business, media and politics