If we can send a bunch of astronauts up to the moon and back, surely we can engineer a quieter pickleball

Just saw a high school friend post "I stand with Iran" on Facebook and do you have any idea how bad you have to fuck up as president of the United States to get middle American normies on Facebook to type out "I stand with Iran"

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Toshiro Mifune....nuff said 📽️

I’m ready to fight like hell for this country, and against anyone trying to tear it apart. The richest man in the world wants Canada to become the 51st state and is now amplifying Alberta separatism. So let’s ask the question: Who is funding this movement? Albertans deserve to know.

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

I highly recommend that everyone follow artists. If you do, your feed is filled with art every day. Real, original art. It's bonkers that you can even have this. Amazing. Undeniably cool. And then support those artists, when you can, because that helps the delight continue.

Why does every video of Carney "doing PM stuff" look like AI? I mean, I know it's not but it sure does look like it. Reminds me of the Ted Lasso conspiracy theory that Roy Kent was a CGI'd character 🤣

Indivisible is mobilizing a nationwide protest tonight at 6 pm Please check your area.

The world not screeching to a halt when the US killed more than 100 little school girls on the very first day of this "liberating war" led us exactly to this moment

the psychic damage of being online and aware this morning is staggering

If Nero had Twitter, his Tweets wouldn’t have been nearly as bad

I'm not sure how you can be against removing this man from office right now. What will it take? A nuke being dropped? It's too late then. The purpose of impeachment and the 25th Amendment is to prevent that type of thing from happening, not just to react to it.

Hey, US... DONALD TRUMP IS NOT A GOOD NEGOTIATOR. HE NEVER WAS. HE'S A RICH BULLY WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN MONEY CAN'T BUY HIM OUT OF HIS OWN FUCK UPS.

*sigh* If your Kickstarter video/image is AI, I won't back it. If your book has an AI cover, I won't read it. If you're a public supporter of AI use for creative work, I will unfollow you. I cannot stress enough how offensive I find AI use in the arts. It is outright theft, it is lazy, it is gross.

The long de-MAGAfication process must start with drumming 2 lessons into the US public from birth 1. Other people are real 2. Other countries are real

I keep thinking Stephen Miller wrote this. Trump is too narcissistic to think in terms of "civilizations." www.cbc.ca/news/world/l...

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord

OK, who showed Trump a map again?! Every time he sees a map he remembers that there's that "big island" and he wants it.

The reporting on OpenAI and Sam Altman I've been working on for the past year and a half, for @newyorker.com, with Andrew Marantz: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

It is the year 2026 AD. Super hackers have gained illicit backdoor access to the AI Claude through the Chipotle support chat.

Google teams up with gas plant for AI datacenter in sharp turn from climate goals #Climate

Wait, what? Why would Trump fire Bondi when she's so close to figuring out who killed Epstein???

AI sucks. Using it to write stuff sucks. Justifying using it to write stuff by saying it allows you to write more stuff sucks. Writing is the fundamental form of human expression and ceding jurisdiction over the written word to plagiarism machines is the death of the human mind.

Putin getting a fantastic return on his investment

CNN reports that the US/Israel bombed an Iranian ORPHANAGE, killing at least two people. edition.cnn.com/2026/03/30/w...

Nothing spells “250th Anniversary of our Independence” like begging the British Navy to come bail you out 😂

🚨🚨🚨 TODAY!!!!!

You: basic, hate the internet because of AI or social media brainrot or whatever. Me: wise, has always hated the internet, for killing off CD-ROMs

To whoever did this at the #NoKings in Boston: Thank you.❤️ It made me tear up. And we must to be reminded of needless damage to humanity that results directly from the careless, bellicose bluster coming from the Pentagon and White House.

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Everyone of these Christofascists should resign. Canada is not a theocracy.

Sending solidarity to my friends and family participating in today’s #NoKings protests. Down with tyrants!

“We cannot continue to expand fossil fuel infrastructure and hit our climate goals.” -David Eby, 2022

Yes, this is great. We need at least one well unpoisoned.

Cherry blossom photo of the day 🌸 #vancouver #weather #canada #bike

My resignation letter

A viral dog rescue from 2016 is now immortalized with a statue in Kazakhstan. When a dog fell into the Sayran reservoir, bystanders formed a human chain to pull him to safety. The statue is a reminder of the value of unity, solidarity and collective action. 14/10 for all

"the good news is that we have found a relatively cheap and easy way to prevent the cast from going through puberty. the bad news is that not everybody in this room is going to like it".

It's just unreal how little thought or planning went into starting a new massive war in the Middle East.

Also, AI was trained on the work of working class writers, without any consent or compensation from the writers. It was just stolen from us. So If you don't see that AI exploits working class writers, and having your work stolen without pay or consent is violence on working class people, fuck you.

Thune is starting to buckle. Reconciliation back on table. Get ready for a 15-20 percent decline in voter participation in November. Get ready for hundreds of thousands of legit voters denied the ballot at the polls. The American experiment in self-governance hangs by a fucking thread.

In games, you can make the most successful title that currently exists and the company will still find a reason to say there’s not enough money to afford you

I am going to be mentioning this a lot. Thrilled that my show, Late Bloomer, will be on Netflix worldwide* from April 1st. I hope it makes you laugh. Please share this if you’re able. It really helps. Thank you. 💚💛 *except UK and Ireland - news coming soon. Photo by Matt Crockett. Dress by Zuri

Dear Canadians: Transport Canada is running a survey on headlight glare. Get your feedback in by April 20: tc.canada.ca/en/corporate...

Sports Twitter was real. Musk killed it. But the reporters didn't disappear and their content is finally here. This starter pack mirrors the best sports journalists previously only on X. Kleiman, Kelce, Smith, Schefter, Silver, and more. Build their audience, build Bluesky.

A classic. #UrbanTruth

Want a thrill? Walk across a dam in North Vancouver after an atmospheric river 😵‍💫