what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me" you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist

When I said I wanted a White Christmas I did not mean I wanted it to hail like crazy on Orthodox Christmas. Thanks #VancouverWeather

Hey, here's an idea: instead of starting World War 3, we just put Maduro and Trump in cage match. They fight to the death. Winner gets the FIFA Peace Prize.

if america is okay with broad daylight summary executions now, if the people aren't taking to the streets en masse right now, then it can fuck all the way off and leave the rest of the world alone

napkins should be tortillas. you’re wiping food off your face; that food is still good. it can go on the tortilla, and then you get to eat it at the end. why am I always the one coming up with the good fucking ideas

Highly relatable

this is how every outlet should refer to X

In case you hadn't heard, The Narwhal is suing the RCMP for arresting photojournalist Amber Bracken on assignment in northern B.C. It’s an effort to protect press freedom — and the rights of all Canadians — and the trial begins next week. thenarwhal.ca/rcmp-trial-u...

This one is resonating today. #Andor

“Women’s clothes should have pockets” yes, obviously we all agree and TODDLER CLOTHES SHOULD NOT HAVE POCKETS. Why don’t I get pockets, but I have the privilege of finding a week old apple slice in my child’s laundry? Cancel kid pockets. Only fake pockets until they earn them.

One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years. Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.

Cleaning up the Christmas mess today I came across this well-crafted piece of round foam that was part of some package. I think something like this is worth keeping because I know it will come in handy one day. Would you keep it?

this is what hacking the mainframe actually means

Today’s genius!

Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession

Take it from a Filipino, even if you despise the current rulers of your country, you will live to regret the day the United States comes in to remove them

Just remembered to set my alarm. Set your alarm.

AI is being used to strip workers, women, children, artists, and communities of their autonomy. Meanwhile Mark Carneys AI Minister, is more interested in rubbing shoulders with tech billionaires than regulating. Our NDP will take on AI with people-first policy.

‘That’s right, bubby, I’m the new President of Venezuela’

If we can capture another country's president, can another country come and capture ours? Asking for a friend.

The US has attacked a country, kidnapped its head of state, and is seizing its oil. Trump has invoked the Monroe Doctrine. This is a moment for Canada to stand up: condemn this act of imperialism. Reject impunity and the politics of brute force.

This is a dangerous and irresponsible response. Cheering the illegal abduction of a foreign head of state and celebrating U.S. control over another country is wrong. Canada cannot pick & choose when international law applies. If the rules only matter when it’s convenient, they don’t protect anyone

Measles on the rise, America and Russia openly imperialist, a world economic bubble about to burst Not sure why but it seems that we've decided to relive the mid-19th century

WaPo editorial: The Harkonnens have a right to reclaim what is theirs from the covetous Atreides

The time honoured Canadian tradition of sitting in one's bathrobe, numbly watching the United States sleepwalk into something evil and stupid

Three million people live in Caracas, five million in the metro area. It's one of the densest cities in South America. Remember this in the morning when they try to spin this as anything other than a cold-blooded attack on a major civilian center.

I know he won’t but @mark-carney.bsky.social needs to denounce the USA’s actions in Venezuela.

Taskmaster’s New Year Treat. Tonight! 9pm! Channel 4!

There’s an epidemic of people using Grok to do sexual violence to women on Twitter. Yet Canadian politicians, media etc have failed to adopt another platform en masse, making it near-impossible to fully disengage and be tapped in to vital conversations and information. What are we doing.

Your government will say “well that’s where the people are,” …and you can remind them that there are plenty of people on PornHub, but they don’t feel the need to establish a presence there… and PornHub actually self-police!

Now that X is basically a child porn generating site, any chance we might see @cityofvancouver.bsky.social actually move over to BlueSky? @seanorr.bsky.social you said the city was looking into it. Or is still just more convenient to stay where the CSAM is permitted?

Who called them candy cane flavored peeps and not Peepermints

if you still use Twitter please understand that you are enabling and supporting this. It’s only going to get worse, so you may as well leave now and start rebuilding your “following” anywhere else.

For the most part I try to make what other folks are doing not my business. Twitter was enabling some pretty horrifying shit for a long time, but putting a "take this child actress's dress off" button on there is a level of "what the fuck are you doing on this site" that is hard to grapple with.

Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.

My wish for 2026: that the next time I have to see his name (which was forced into my daily existence in 2025) is in his obituary.

I didn’t achieve a lot in 2025 but I did manage to go the whole year without ordering a single thing off Amazon. Shout out to my favourite local shops: Welks on Main st and the Book Warehouse on Broadway

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Carrying water for generative ai is so wild to me like tech daddy doesn’t care and will never love you kiddo.

excited to see the notion of stopping data centers and slowing down AI entering the mainstream. next stop: butlerian jihad 🫡

Last Christmas I gave you my heart The very next day Kali ma shakti de

NOW is the time to use your voice for wolves! The House of Representatives will vote on H.R. 845 this week, a bill that would strip protections for gray wolves across the United States and allow for the slaughter of wolves.

It's patriotic to protect wolves 🐺 A survey revealed 78% of Americans support continued protections for gray wolves under the ESA - including ranchers, farmers, + rural residents in states with wolf populations. Americans want wolves protected. So why is Congress trying to remove protections?

My friends, I say this with all the love in my heart: Right now might not be the moment for “But we should be TOLERANT and NUANCED about the plagiarism machines!” Your tolerance and “nuance” will be weaponised by the grifters and their apologists. Please respect yourselves more.

If Amanda Burrows wins the OneCity mayoral nomination on Feb. 11, the executive director of First United will be in the running to achieve a Vancouver first on election day next fall: a woman as mayor. And one of the few mayors in the city’s history who rents, not owns, their housing.

New Research Reveals Ancient Egyptians Received Significant Help From Parents While Building Pyramids https://theonion.com/new-research-reveals-ancient-egyptians-received-significant-help-from-parents-while-building-pyramids/