when people vaguely reference celebrating when “it” happens they mean the release of the new jamiroquai album

karl suburban

"According to the…annual Harris Poll, for the 1st time, a majority of Americans believe billionaires are a threat to democracy. A remarkable 71% believe there should be a wealth tax. A majority believe there should be a cap on how much wealth a person can accumulate." www.nytimes.com/2025/12/14/o...

Indiana Senate Republicans and Truth Social Commenters are willing to tell Trump he's gone too far, meanwhile tech execs are like "Trump is daddy and I am babby"

"It's beneath you" lololololol

*builds a machine that just pushes weights up and down forever* Haha yes, bodybuilders will LOVE this

Lmfao every AI defense piece is like "AYY I FUCKIN SUCK BRO HOPEFULLY THIS FUCKIN STEAL YOUR SHIT MACHINE WILL MAKE ME SUCK SLIGHTLY LESS OK"

It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.

Weedeater is an amazing live band because it's three bootleggers who lost their clothes and have to play a set to get them back.

If someone’s middle school shows up in their bio you know it cost enough money they aren’t to be trusted

"Hey, fellow kids, you know, I could really get used to this shitty status quo, what about you" isn't exactly a super hot come on so yeah I can see why it flops on TikTok

huge thank you to our brave resistance democrats for throwing away all their leverage during the shutdown in exchange for this vote they knew would fail, heckuva job guys!

The 1200 people who bought this all write columns about the dangers of living in a bubble

More people watched @jessefarrar.com binge eat chicken nuggets on twitch than bought this book. Don’t tell me americas broken

In app purchases

Do it Lane. You son of a bitch. Do it.

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social reaction Patreon is gonna be a heater.

I absolutely *implore* anyone that cares about Husker Du, hardcore, 80s indie, or really music in general to listen to 1985: The Miracle Year, a release so outstanding that it will reshape the band's reputation going forward bsky.app/profile/ster...

this would have the side bonus of sussing out who wants real things vs who wants the moral superiority of having The Good Brand

I've been seeing media companies put out products that absolutely nobody wants for more than 20 years now and if anything it's getting worse

not just any zoomer, a zoomer whose parents are a NYT columnist & a Yale professor & has the ignorant hubris to pretend his position is earned on merit alone. c'mon!

guys who so proudly post snuff films of boat strikes online suddenly don't want to release a particular snuff film of a boat strike eh

No one before Sam successfully raised a child, which is why the human species went extinct in Mesopotamia. Seriously, the best way to read this is that countless billions of humans did just fine but Sam is not as competent and self-reliant as them, and that's what AI wants us to be: dependent.

RETVRN

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

I'm glad the MLB rigged the draft lottery for the White Sox. Hearing the name Roch Cholowsky fly out of a hammered southsider's mouth is going to be amazing.

This is incredible.

This is a product of unregulated gambling, internet brained stupidity, and Trumpism.

Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.

I see this sort of proud posturing a lot and it's really a wonderful way to loudly demonstrate to everyone you have absolutely no idea what's going on

Wrote about how Dave Portnoy is what America's crisis of masculinity looks like www.jezebel.com/dave-portnoy...

"And that concludes our intensive three-week sales pitch"

Just once I’d like an athlete to say “hail Satan” at the beginning of a post game interview, is that too much to ask

Real wallet inspector ass fests getting announced lately.

There is no monstrous grift Jimmy Fallon won't run cover for

theyre gonna kill peepaw 😭😭😭

sam altman is being sued by his SISTER for sexual abuse. who gives a shit about his dogshit product that’s corroding brains and vaporizing the planet??? what is going on in this fuckin world

oh hey look it’s the thing literally everyone said would happen

"Everyone is 12"

This is awesome. Print is such a good way to get around a bunch of distribution (and surveillance!) mechanisms that seem otherwise mandatory in this very gross economy. It is really nice to see it spelled out like this. It works great for us, and it'll work great for other places!

people whine about "purity tests" but if there could just be, like, an Are You An Amoral Gullible Loser Dumbass wonderlic for democrats that would be nice

Hands Reaching Up From Hell, Wat Rong Khun Temple, by Chalermchai Kositpipat, 1997