Yes, I’m buying groceries for multiple families now.

we’ve always known these were terrible people. now we know they’re just worse than we thought.

“It’s a white club, not a smart club” is the most succinct and correct explanation of American power structure maybe ever, somebody carve it over a driveway in Latin

The America we were taught about in school wasn’t real, but I want it to be and so do 200 million of my friends

Why should we let them have patriotism when they’re the ones who suck

The change in facial expression as he realizes what's happening lol

“Taxpayer Dollars Are Paying for This (Dipshits)” is my new favorite song with at least six words in the title.

It’s always a bunch of dumb bitches standing around telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”

BESSENT SAYS IF TRUMP WINS IRS SUIT, $10B WOULD COME FROM TAXPAYERS

Gotta pay the king, no mechanism not to pay the king loool.

very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

Satire is dead

days like today make me wish george soros really was some dark money fairy like the right-wing imagines

It's not even a matter of moderation, liberalism, or whatnot here in 2026. It's a simple matter of perceptional acuity, even if this test is one many Dem pols seem to fail: *Do you know what time it is?* Spanberger appears to know what time it is, and appears to govern her choices accordingly.

Trump doing this is pure spite toward nerds

That mask is also popular with neo-Nazi accelerationist groups, which I think is really important to mention. Just like it's important to mention that ICE agents in Denver have been dropping Ace of Spades cards where they've kidnapped people. The white nationalist culture at work is clear.

And those are just the charged crimes. They’re committing uncharged crimes daily right now.

one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things

We should make billionaires extremely sad

Truly hilarious headline from the Bezos-owned Washington Post yesterday. Never, ever let the guys who control half the wealth in America and just got billions of dollars in tax breaks tell you we shouldn't tax the rich.

if you see this man outside of your kid’s daycare, call the police!

doomers will tell you that the republicans never plan on having to win an election again, but all of the worst people running the worst companies in the country are behaving like they know they don’t have long

If I had limitless money I would fund the eternal preservation of America's greatest institutions

If I had limitless money I would buy things and then make them noticeably better, mainly so people would praise me for it. I think it would be really easy to avoid making things noticeably worse, if I had limitless money

This right here is theeeee thing preventing me and so many others from reporting out … oh, at least a dozen stories that I can think of offhand. Even folks who have managed to make a good living as solo outfits can’t afford to get lawyered at scale

The headline should be, "DHS to keep 2,000 immigration officers in Minnesota." Instead, it seems the entirety of the traditional media went with, "DHS to withdraw 700 immigration officers from Minnesota." This presser worked like a charm.

when i give wired dot com $40 i get access to so many journalists‘ work, when i give my favorite writer $40 i only get that one person’s work AND i can only do that for like one person a year. it sucks!!!!

If you're going to suspend someone on dubious misinformation grounds all the alt-agency accounts are trying to do Lib Qanon

there have been many, many more egregious and awful bans on this website but this is perhaps the stupidest just from like, a business perspective

Eternally Chicago-faced

Bezos isn't destroying the Washington Post because it isn't profitable. He's destroying the Washington Post because he's calculated that a robust free press threatens the ability of his class to warp society around their interests

Remember the incident where DHS claimed officers shot a guy because he attacked them with a snow shovel? Yeah. It didn't happen. They shot him through the door of his own home. And then arrested him. And then lied about it. Again. And they almost shot some kids in the process.

"whose extreme tactics are generally reserved for war zones" Oh so not on Eat Street.

ARRRGHGH! GET THAT SHIT JO!!!! AAAAHHHHH!! Hi, I'm Carlos Boozer. Every year millions of rebounds go ungotten, grabbed, or even rolled out of bounds. For only five dollars a day, Get That Shit Foundation can snag up to 25 boards at playgrounds, rec centers, and gyms. Together we can get that shit.

It's because most of them like Trump and are there to help him.

They're calling it the wrongest paragraph ever

$50k in a CAVA bag and he's out.

another thing that’s sick about old wrestling is that if you were a rich guy you were a fucking asshole, full stop, no questions asked. now I am, as a fan, meant to care about how much money people draw and care deeply about the trials and tribulations about good rich people.

The Villages really are lit af

all these calls for schumer to step down, that he’s too old, that he’s out of touch, that he doesn’t have the fight required to do the job, etc, seem pretty silly when you consider examples of people who actually become more capable into old age, such as the crypt keeper

we say this guy chases polls or the Baileys or whatever, but the reality is that he’s just misaligned with Democrats. the polling is clear that this is not what Democrats want. Chuck is an ideological, pro-cop centrist. He’s saying this because it’s his policy preference. It’s what he wants.

donald trump is far from the only washington leader completely out of touch with reality

this is just the gestapo, there is no reforming any of it

“When we hadn’t counted all of the ballots it looked like one result and then once we counted all of the ballots it looked like another. This, to me, is fraud.”

Missionary? This chode said he's a virgin.

This makes it even worse that he’s had the audacity to be publicly mourning his marriage and at first pretending that it was about differences instead of his Epstein connection and participation.

im building machines that i keep saying will both throw you out of work and allow masked special police forces in service to a lunatic i bought and paid for to recognize your face and check if i agree with your beliefs. im part of a pedophile ring that put this into motion. why are you rude to me

Casually browsing the MNGOP 2025 EOY candidate filings...

i think it's a good thing that mobs hassle the unrepentant friends of notorious sex offenders.