I fucking hate baseball.

Hitting Colson Montgomery in the knee is a hate crime.

If I were Nathaniel Frum, I would simply not remind people that nepotism exists.

I’m sorry is this man suggesting that Talarico endear himself to Texas voters by crapping on ARCH MANNING?

1. Democrats should nominate people who seem like authentic members of their communities and not just gormless political strivers 2. I don't need David Frum's no talent son to tell me that, he probably couldn't name a single member of the 2003 New York Giants

they should team up to advocate for Argentine citizenship

One of the more annoying aspects of is all the sports people being like “wow Indiana got this done in two weeks, why can’t Illinois just do the same” and ya a massive fucking tax break and billions of taxpayer money for billionaires is cocaine for Republicans

Maine accent: good to drive I am

This is 4′33″ for people who don’t have their kids’ current addresses

congrats to jared polis once again

Don’t mind me, just rooting for the team with the best record in Chicago.

Nazi fleeing to South America. The more things change.

This but for AI too

Most importantly, everyone was good looking which is the reason other clubs and fans hate us so much.

It is Arsenal's 100th consecutive season in the top flight - a longer than any other team in the history of English football. This is the 14th title. A great way to celebrate a milestone.

Wow

Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad

A/s/l?

whatever religion this is, i’m joining

he looks like a 9th grade phenom who got an early scholarship offer from nick saban roll tide

every headline about this guy is him getting a 50k check from Molestro, The Pollution Loving Lake Monster

electric cars are still amazing and doing well but how much of the ambivalence is also due to one piece of shit

the problem with the shittiest billionaires getting so directly involved in space is how much it turns off people who just want to be excited by space

Everything this fucking regime does is one of the worst things I've ever heard of in my life.

oh wow it's that thing that was only happening in everybody's heads

Great to see followup from Strib (though I was hoping for even more detail!) on police overtime costs during Metro Surge. A few great, concrete examples of people asking police for help vs. ICE. EVEN MORE quotes from police leadership making it clear that the real threat, to them, was we the people

join the national guard where you can be used as a political prop by an old pedophile while you meander between whole foods and the nike store in 110 degree heat while wearing your full military kit

And if it does end up getting here one of these guys will say “it’s fine, just drink 1 cup of your neighbor’s piss”

terminal rich-guy-groupchat poisoning

White Sox are 1/3 of the way through the season and they’re 27-27. I am much more optimistic than I was preseason. Probably the most important thing is it looks like they can sometimes coach up hitters which was a rotting fatal flaw in the org for 20 years.

seeing an alternative angle of the endtroducing cover feels like unlocking the door to a multiverse

Jucy Lucys are bad. They are a cheeseburger that you made dangerous and messy. Servers should not have to warn you about your food.

MEXIIIIIIIMELT!

perpetually blown away by how much these people hate the United States of America

Our entire economy is being artificially propped up by astrology for men: AI, crypto, sports betting, and prediction markets. It's an economy shaped entirely by male insecurity and lack of impulse control, and we'll all pay the price.

look. is everything more expensive now? yes. but you have to look on the bright side too. now every time you open a computer, it doesn't work

These guys are entirely correct. They just don’t realize that they are the people Jesus was warning about. Just like they don’t realize they are the ”weak men” of history whose irrational fears and touchy sensitivities afflict everyone else. They are children who don’t know how to grow up.

What we’re seeing is “respectable” conservatives openly moving to the position that the *only* acceptable form of Christianity is one rooted in white Christian nationalism.

Help, I can’t figure out why people think the economy sucks

They finally brought a factory back to the U.S.

As a relatively recent Baseball Sicko, one thing I am still grappling with is how to follow and enjoy a sport for 162 games when my favorite team makes me insane with rage on a daily basis. How do you guys do it and stay mentally healt—wait, okay, I see the answer.

A Pope is a Pope and will always believe many things I do not believe, but that does not change how absolutely bang-on correct and beautifully articulated this is.

workshopping a take: if your entire way of playing basketball depends not only on there being referees, but on them being bad at their jobs, you deserve to be beheaded with a greatsword