Great pictures! I made a painting of one of these guys a long time ago

Literally everyone who even vaguely knew what a tariff was said this when they were introduced! You don’t need a team of economists to analyze the situation — no one who lives in reality was confused by this!

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

2016 was the start of the trump era and if you haven't been in a fugue state like 2/3 of the time since then I don't trust you

Oh absolutely, they don't want any part of the economy not entirely dominated by rich egotistical preening assholes who are specifically doing what they are doing to destroy the planet. It's absolutely a fetish.

Tonight I learned that Harris losing every swing state was a Great campaign which she only lost bc tankies, who are Russian bots but also US voters and are few in number yet a huge voting bloc, didn't vote for her. But also it was rigged by Elon. But it's also maybe Sanders and Stein's fault.

I sometimes wonder what the effects that decades of defending every outrageous police killing no matter what have on someone's brain.,

I wrote about The Tantrum State and living in it. Personally I do not care for it very much. defector.com/fascists-are...

is the totenkopf oyster guy about to make the world's greatest campaign pivot?

careful with that button-- the last big name who blocked me just died of rotted asshole

Maybe the conversation should be about how "moderate Dems" have been nothing but a liability that has cost the party every branch of government and iota of power, and that it's time for them to make accommodations for Progressives or shut up and get the hell out of the way.

lemon, it's january 10

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

heavily armed right-wing paramilitary squads are roving our cities with a broad and express license to kill. i find this, bad

Social murder and state sanctioned murder are related. Imperialism abroad and militarized cops are related. It’s all related. You just don’t want to process this.

trying to eat soup in the shower would be a nightmare, you'd be in there forever. you'd get so full.

In a statement, an emotional Grok told me it was "shaken" by the revenge porn it had generated. "It's not epic, and not based," Grok said. "It's neither. Frankly, it's cringe. And gay." An emailed request for comment to X received an auto-reply of a rofl emoji and a custom swastika emoji.

You have to go through Congress for anything resembling this type of war. Round up Massie and Paul types and have him removed. The people in this administration are on actual drugs and have insatiable bloodlust and bespoke mental illnesses. He has to go, and everybody with him.

i'm like a size queen but for food

a cool power i have is once i drink a whole bottle of champagne i don't need a bowl for ice cream anymore

F 　 U 　　 C 　　　　 K 　　　　　 I 　　 S 　　 R 　　 A 　　　 E L ｡ ･ ｡°*. ｡*･

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

I'll be president one time if you do good. I'll be president two times if you do bad.

Sick of this guy. He has no idea what he's talking about but he's still acting like the smartest person in the room.

Currently playing @aftermath.site's "Uh Oh, You Have Billions Invested In Generative AI" woe-industries.itch.io/you-have-bil...

"I can't go to his house?" I asked. "Ma'am Chuck E Cheese is not a real person with a house," the cashier said. "Then where does he live?" The idea of not being able to visit Chuck E Cheese's house was depressing. "Ma'am he's just an employee in a suit. He's a mascot," she said. "A mascot?" I asked.

the invasion of Afghanistan is among the most horrific recent chapters of the long history of elite impunity in the US. this coda is grim but fitting - the govt practically explicitly affirming that it should only be Afghans who live with the consequences amid fading public memory of the atrocity

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

Trump: "No matter who you are, everybody loves something at McDonald's. I like the fish. Khhhhh. I like it. You could do a little bit more tartar sauce though please. Seriously."

QANON CULTIST IN 2017: "In this 1,879 page thread I will unravel the byzantine system of codewords and phrases the global elite use to mask their pedophile cabal." JEFFREY EPSTEIN WRITING AN EMAIL AT THE SAME TIME: "helo its me jeff had fun cmmitting sex crimes wit u lst weeknd"

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

I knew that Mamdani had it; he had the people and did the work, and has been the clearest and most lucid in rejecting the untenable current state of things. But the vile, bigoted shit against him was so constant, and I am conditioned to that working better than I want. This feels like an exorcism.

i refuse to believe elon has 999 friends

So close! That is a shape.

alex blechman: in my post i invented tech companies misunderstanding what the torment nexus is as a cautionary tale tech company employee: at long last, i have misunderstood the Torment Nexus from classic Alex Blechman tweet "Don't misunderstand what the torment nexus is"

we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?" the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife

COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???

*flipping through photos on my phone* this is my cat luna... and my friend's cat luna... and my neighbor's cat luna... this is someone in my discord, their cat's name is luna

Fatal Attractions: -X-Men 30th anniversary -Right at the height of cartoon series popularity -Holograms -Wolverine's skeleton gets ripped out when you're 12 this shit hit like a freight train made of cocaine

“Public opinion can change if you actually talk about something with conviction“ is a fundamental part of politics that pundits and always online politics junkies have cynically driven out of every single conversation and it’s a big reason why we’re here now

everyone hates the Democrats because they stand for nothing and never talk about shit that’s important to them and refuse to even try to budge political opinion on any issue unless it’s the safest possible issue and even then they won’t say anything that could be considered annoying to Conservatives

I know it's a fool's errand to expect anything from the media but "President posts video of himself dumping diarrhea on America" is an important thing to call attention to for a dozen reasons

I hate how often I am forced to think about this meme