Hacking canvas? What do they think this is, the Isabella Stewart Gardner museum in 1990.

invent poly market early and bet on 9/11

gonna be real guys; i think i have a shot at happiness

Hammer and Sickle, 1976 https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1135477

this just in: every pennsylvanian hockey player has dropped dead from exhaustion

c'mon he's just a lil guy 🥺👉👈

Wader

flyers, man

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

from the annals of getting high on your own supply (gift link) www.theverge.com/tldr/915176/...

the penne opticon

ok but are you whimsymaxxing

housed 20 oysters today and all i can think is that i didn't eat enough

best built website. no issues. runs like a dream. that's right, i'm talking about the cult classic, club penguin.

a lesson in the efficacy of growing a spine

he's doing his best

note to self: don't watch little amélie for the first time if you're already at an emotional tipping point

how do people without art on their walls survive bc i started taking all of mine down to move and i want to gag

what do you mean i have to go back to work

my cat when it's 1m passed feeding time:

they're ok! i'm crying! they're ok!!!

guys guys guys WAIT has anyone tried voting about this yet

a “ceasefire” that lasted 17 hours and killed 254 people in lebanon is not a ceasefire and referring to it as one is inaccurate

Me five

me four

after a quick review of my timeline i feel the need to point to the sign

god forbid anyone expect website developers know how to code a website

sheffield, uk

So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but I’m going to take a few minutes to point out why this “reporting” is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesn’t understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about what’s happening here.

Holy shit these two photos from Artemis II that were shared just a bit ago.

shipoopi on my trombone till i seventy-six

space rocks

What a fucking shot holy shit

if this job doesn't call me back i'm going to take a small nation down with me

Happy trans day! You are valid, vital, and will always matter more than any coward or law that suggests otherwise. It will get better out there, in part because of you. Also please remember that you are visible today and your stealth rolls will not receive bonuses.

you godless ceiling fans just lost your subtext privileges, i hope you're proud

popped an absolutely magnificent pimple, feeling proud of myself rn

if you don't like the social issues conversations in star trek then you just don't like star trek

american eagle? as if trump could ever hit a hole in one

keep honking! i already replaced the celery in my bloody mary with string cheese and i /will/ be calling it a pizza milkshake

I’m finally making some progress on the job hunting, mental health and debt fronts, but I could really use some help with gas and credit card/car payments in the meantime. I’d really appreciate it if you’re able to send anything! So sorry to have to ask again. 💕 Venmo/Cashapp: claymationary :)

baseball is back

i block out so much lib bullshit but today i am being forced to watch jon stewart people think this is funny

to celebrate the incomparable William Morris, why not go read his essay "Art and Socialism" from 1884: www.marxists.org/archive/morr...

i've been toymaker-maxxing more lately

this bitch said every pony unironically do i divorce y/n