i love my super "emma you need new shark vacuum? i have extra" "emma you need new solid wood coffee table? i have extra" "emma you need new painting for your wall? i have extra"

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Do not. cite. the deep magic. to me. witch.

ted Chiang rocks

just saw someone wearing jnco jeans the recession is so back

"please can we go back to doling out deadly policy behind closed doors, trump is making us look bad"

The American Society for the Abolition of Tummy Aches

i assume that everything nyt publishes is, at best, intentionally misleading

kevin patullo i have a gun

they tell me that, theoretically, one of the teams will score at some point #eagles

this is so bad faith at first glance that i genuinely thought it was a nyt headline

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two queers talking about alternative therapies but neither of them can remember the word ketamine

the local ballot measures have created historic fissures among the nyc leftists, a first for the community

the local ballot measures have created historic fissures along the nyc leftists, a first for the community

please tell everyone i'm cool bro. i'm not even that rich. please. my family only takes three ski trips a year dude.

i am increasingly worried for the state of the dating market for straight women

yes kitten, daddy will beat that big scary boss for you

and low did moan the sighing tone of a really pissed off redditor

pb&j is The Perfect hangover food. you can make it the night before, it's got all the essential nutrients (sugar, salt, fat, carbs, protein), and you can eat it as slowly as you need without worrying it'll change texture.

my fiancé just ended a very long rant about ai with "a snail is born knowing it doesn't want to die."

ZOHRAN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

so sliwa's kid started that fight right

*breaking my finger pointing at the sign*

big bad toy store delayed my megaton pre order again dni

Leaving aside, although we shouldn't have to, that he's a Nazi, you just don't want a guy who is completely melting down 8 months before the primary. this is not the guy and anyone who knows anything about how to win elections (so not the podsave guys) can immediately see that

it is abundantly clear that he knew he had a nazi tattoo and chose not to get it covered/removed. if you're going to tout yourself as a leftist you should've gotten that taken care of long before your campaign went public

what they don't tell you about having a bunch of siblings is that you have a built-in focus group that can review and dissect everything your parents have ever said

你好，我正在逃離美國百年來的國家恥辱。 你能告訴我在哪裡可以找一些邪惡的女人嗎？

dejean they will never make me hate you #eagles

Wentz still throwing TDs to Eagles players....

glad aj brown showed up to work today! #eagles

that man has never once called 311

"he's stealing that $2,300/month stabilized apartment from poor people" "also I pay $7,800/month"

can we stop talking about israel during a debate ABOUT NYC

cuomo shouting out hasan was not on my bingo card

What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity. And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.

don't worry, the only way to get banned here is to make one (1) joke about charlie kirk

we don't have drafts over here which is why we post stuff the moment we think of it to preserve post integrity

sometimes i read the skeets and wonder why god bestowed upon us the curse of language