It’s really fucked that we’re in a place that most of us are shrugging at this. The President is a violent person who advocates violence, he openly hates half the people he’s supposed to represent, and he’s callous and cruel. I hate this. And I also don’t care. When it happens, it happens.

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Heisting the master tapes for The Wall and replacing all the phone call beeps in track transitions with discord notifications and seeding it to every private tracker

alien lifeform

this is really heartwarming. two men exchanging symbolic tokens of things the other has no interest in (football, peace)

weirdest fine dining trend to me is the excessive tableside presentations for things that don't need it. i find it bracingly awkward every time. what am i supposed to do while you cut my burger in half? how am i supposed to react? i just had to stop my conversation to watch you do this nonsense

still actively obsessed w this

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I have seen one good example of this plate

to all who celebrate...

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

Compromise: you can have Robert e Lee statues but they all have to be of him surrendering

New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know

dying laughing at the strava data for the guy running laps on the french carrier

“Is this some sort of threat, Emily?”

Coping about the things I can’t change, seething about the things I can

UPDATE: There is no war, this is a war, the war ends soon, the war is just beginning, Iran’s nuclear program is gone, Iran could have a nuke in 2 weeks, Iran has no navy, Iran is planting mines, Iran is weak, Iran could attack California, oil is down which is good, oil is up which is good.

I love being a guard for a crime boss, but I hate when coworkers hear a noise and go walk away and don’t come back. We were in the middle of a conversation, rude! Not my job to find him though.

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing. Persephone: Thank you. Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

Charles, is the Motion to Kiss My Ass real? Of course it is.

Big challenge for political pundits: Discuss the speech the president actually gives tonight, and not the one you maybe thought you might have seen if you squinted just right. Compare that real speech to the real world around us.

Analysis: Tonight's speech gives Donald Trump an opportunity to revitalize his failing presidency. To do so, he must not sound like Donald Trump, have the priorities of Donald Trump, or be Donald Trump. Joining us are three pundits with seven figure incomes who believe this might happen.

The fact we had a Mexican chain sit down restaurant here in the US called ChiChis will always blow my mind

MAHA: Eating a giant steak cooked in butter alongside beef tallow fries and washing it down with coffee spiked with butter Not MAHA: Clean air, clean water, health insurance, vaccines, disease monitoring, scientific research, food assistance, food safety, bike lanes

They think good is weak & evil is based, because they are wicked. ICE is doing wicked things & hiring wicked men to do them. It is difficult to look such a thing in the eye, but that is all there there is to them

oh my god??

Fly free, big guy

I wonder if I’ll ever stop being angry all of the time.

Hate? Sure. I hear you. I can tell you all about that, but it would take quite a while — I have 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex, after all. Let me know if you want to take a break.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

This photo was taken in 1911 using glass plate technology by Herbert Ponting who was part of Scott's Antarctic expedition, The composition and detail are exquisite with the band of white snow/ice creating a perfect frame around the two people and the ship in the distance Iconic imo

Holy hell, what an obituary

where i'm at

forget the long arc of history bending towards justice, I need the rube goldberg machine of inexorable consequence to endgame the kind of profoundly ironic yet blackly hilarious karmic downfall that would’ve had ancient greek theatergoers hollering at the chorus

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

Outlook for the new year ...

Damn that is some good pelican action. Living their best pelican life. #birds

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