NYT: “Epstein emails a distraction from the Republican shutdown victory” WSJ: “We estimate the Epstein files to be 67% Trump by weight”

Just finished watching the pilot of Pluribus, and i would’ve watched it sooner if someone had just told me that this is Vince Gilligan’s Human Instrumentality Project

one of the complex legacies of Pope Francis is that he publicly said a lot of very ugly things about ‘gender ideology’, but had personal friendships with a lot of Catholic trans women who felt really supported by him. Leo welcoming them publicly feels like a promising sign. I am EYEING HIM CLOSELY

This must be what the Black Lodge is like

"You have at times seemed to question the very concept of a career. You told senior Barry Platowski, 'We are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.'"

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A VICTIM WAS MORE AFRAID OF TRUMP THAN EPSTEIN

Holy shit, just learned about the typewriter art of Montserrat Alberich Escardívol, a Catalan typist. Using an extra wide typewriter and 180 color ribbons, she built up elaborate images from simple characters like 'm' and '.' and ';'. Here is her typewritten painting of the Cathedral of Barcelona.

we talk too much about the male loneliness crisis and not enough about the male suckerfication crisis maxread.substack.com/p/prediction...

Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District

May tonight mark the beginning of the end of every political dynasty that made life harder, nights darker, and the world more violent.

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

Kendrick wins again

I need a cigarette and I don't smoke and I'm not a fan of either of these teams

Perfect sport

#RECALL: H-E-B Destination Holiday Glow Light Stick Bracelets. The green glow stick bracelet within the 12-pack container can leak, posing a skin irritation hazard. Get refund. www.cpsc.gov/Recalls/2026...

'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy carefully this year. I bit into a chocolate bar and found Microsoft Teams.

RETVRN

Good advice from Stavvy. www.vulture.com/article/stav...

Moral clarity from a True King

I don’t need to explain why it’s wildly unacceptable for the military to be illegally privately financed by the president’s wealthy allies, right?

i will go on record and say an alcoholic oyster farmer failson trail repair guy who's also a marine is in a demographic shared by like half of my friend orbit in 2012 and most of them were a great hang but exactly zero of them should be allowed to serve in a public office or to even touch a forklift

You know what I say to people who only turned on Trump because of him tearing down the East Wing, even after all the other awful stuff: Welcome to the resistance, brother.

Great interview with one of my favourite actors, Stellan Skarsgård. Loved this macabre but touching anecdote about his father’s death. www.vulture.com/article/stel...

Look at this shit 👽

can't wait to find out which Trump stooge or family member is collecting the kickbacks from that federal money being sent to Argentina

checkmate, utilitarians

sharks, i'm here today seeking an investment on my full body scan system for political candidates

watch the coverup tat be something like "Bjürkf£ll the Racism Wolf" now

NEW: Cardinal Blase Cupich, the Archbishop of Chicago, has issued a new statement declaring that Chicago "communities are shaken by immigration raids and detentions. These actions wound the soul of our city. Let me be clear. The Church stands with migrants."

Tula’s always up to pumpkin

How a person should react to getting blackout drunk and waking up the next day with a Nazi tattoo on their chest

Retweet to honour the leader of the free world

god i love a weekend when all the Coaches Up For Big Jobs just throw up in the car on the way to the interview

mr trump as your comms strategist i can only encourage you to keep depicting yourself as a mad king dumping shit on people

NYC No Kings—these are 8 different pics of an aerial shot panning for blocks. Enormous crowd.

Brian Kelly is Begonia Pink.

this shit is so embarrassing. the government used to have guys who like, built bridges. now it’s just a gaggle of bleary-eyed cave children jacking themselves off to porno deepfakes of AOC while posting “based meme edits” of reaper drone strikes on venezuelan children. quit gooning and fix a pothole

based nancy

my daughter is so beautiful when she's sleeping because now I can finally relax

The degree to which Jean Genie/Block Buster glam rock vampire Lestat is my shit simply cannot be overstated