Watching the latest Codex Compliant, and @wib.bsky.social I think this answers one of your questions-

Hoping to pick up the giant slide and podcast studio in the liquidation auction.

Mandelson has been sent into exile. Which used to mean they would make you go and live on an island, but in THIS case

@misterabk.bsky.social now, why does it look like you're absolutely tripping balls here? I watched that "last" episode of Mock of the Week, and if you were then those editors really earned their pay.

Nearly 19 years ago Jennifer went down South to get Totoro from @benpaddon.net and today were finally having to say goodbye to her. She has been such a good kitty, I'll miss her.

I should try writing. I feel like I keep having ideas that would be fun expanded out a bit, but I never write them down, let alone do anything with them.

🏳️‍⚧️✊ #OnlyConnect

Rare footage of St Paul’s Cathedral testing its giant flamethrower

HOLY - and I CANNOT stress this enough - SHIT

Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it. Everyone, give @skatunenetwork.bsky.social your money. They deserve it.

@misterabk.bsky.social please say this is actually amazing guerilla marketing for the next Montgomery Bonbon book.

Here's a pitch- Crisps advent calendar. Start the month on ready salted, get a bit more interesting as the days go by, culminating in rost turkey & stuffing flavour.

Football Chant Therapy For Men (With @misterabk.bsky.social @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social @seanburkeshow.bsky.social @samlakecomedy.bsky.social @wsebag.bsky.social @bjalborough.bsky.social @cbthorburn.bsky.social and Chris Weir) www.youtube.com/shorts/V20uv...

I really don't like doing this sort of thing, but if anyone knows someone in charge at the Edinburgh Festival of Cycling, you might want to let them know that the person doing their social media is a complete fucking moron.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

It's that time of year again. Happy Michaelmas to all who celebrate. youtu.be/WDXLxpQdIUQ

If I said to you "You know that statue of a man fighting babies?" would you know what I was talking about?

@farrantula.bsky.social "What is Bronk brinking to the show?" A 12 minute Cena squash match?

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

"It's difficult, difficult. Lemon difficult".

I'm about 90% sure I've walked past @bechillcomedian.bsky.social on the way home from the park with the dog the last couple of days. If I see her tomorrow I'll actually see if it is her.

Also as an addition; sign this petition ASAP if you're someone in the UK. Rather than just sitting around and doing fuck all, we need to make it clear that this Bullshit OSA won't work. Ever. Nor do folk fucking want it. Contact your MPs about the bill too. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...

If I wrote Captain America I would retcon his origin so he was bitten by a radioactive America.

what do you mean 'normal tools'?

Listening to the Mom Can't Cook Patreon podcast and hearing @farrantula.bsky.social going on about both Bronk and wrestling has put the idea of Bronk Lesnar, Brock Lesnar's far tinier and less talented brother, into my head.

@how2wrestling.bsky.social listening to the latest PPV Classique- A coffin is the classic 8 sided wooden box. Imagine Dracula rising from hia slimber, thats a coffin. A casket is a 4 sided box with a hinged top. Imagine a funeral where someone tearfully slips a memento to the deceased.

If anyone knows a power-player at Greggs Bakery in the UK, let me know, cause I'm after a McDonald's style movie tie-in for ROGUE TROOPER. 😂👍

Clearly R. Truth's contract hasn't been renewed because they found out about the @how2wrestling.bsky.social episode about him and decided he'd done everything he could.

So, asking for some level of ethics would kill the AI industry? Well, maybe, by any chance, could it be the case that perhaps, it SHOULD FUCKING DIE?

Imagine if like gander critical logic was used elsewhere. Like "oh I'm Eyesight Critical. You can't drive a car because I feel unsafe. Yeah you can wear glasses or have surgery to "pass" as 20/20 but you'll never be biologically 20/20. We want to exclude you from anything requiring good vision."

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

Nice to see that everyone is referring to the new pope by his chosen name. 🏳️‍⚧️ Do the same for trans people! 🏳️‍⚧️

So, listening to the Parts Funknown Worst Film Ever podcast episode about Superman IV, and they mention the whole Tarantino thing about "Superman is interesting because it's Clark Kent that's the secret identity and that's a comment on the immigrant experience" thing, and I think I disagree.

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

On the anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic, we thought we'd answer a question that's often asked, "If they raised the Mary Rose, why not raise the Titanic?" Allow our scaled diagram to explain...

When my wife was pregnant, we went to an antenatal class where the midwife asked "What is the worst thing you can imagine happening during your birth?" and there were lots of answers along the lines of "We can't follow our birth plan". 1/2

Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.

Found my new summer look.

The Facebook algorithm just served me a promo by New Japan wrestler Clark Connors. However, because my sound was off, and i was on my second screen, it took me a second to realise that @misterabk.bsky.social hadn't got super ripped to promote his new kids book.

Columbia Journalism Review tested eight generative AI search tools and found their answers were wrong 60% of the time, and the paid ones actually fared worse than the free ones. Meanwhile, millions of people trust the way they present total bullshit with confident language.

Look, I think John Cena is great. His continued defence of Vince McMahon? Amazing. His denial of Taiwanese state hood to keep the CCP happy? Great stuff. But I honestly just don't care about his heel turn. I don't know why, I just think maybe it's a bit late...

Totoro is 18 today! And just as lovely and daft as the day we got her from @benpaddon.net

Making a prop servo-skull as a project. MAnaged to get this to flash up as random colours, pattern and duration. Not exactly rocket surgery, but as my first Arduino project and the only coding I've done since the late 90s, I'm very happy.