i love these kids! i love em! www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhbp...

no eres mis casa bonita no eres mis esposa bonita

Pats have more punts than completions

Braves winning it all this year

Running the damn ball

WOKE 2 IS HERE

The first, second, third, and fourth greatest Super Bowl halftime performance

hey can you draft that press release about epstein’s death? we’re having him killed tomorrow

Quite liked this paragraph from Grant Morrison's latest newsletter.

🚨 To Live and Die in LA is streaming on a bunch of platforms right now: the Criterion Channel, Tubi, & Pluto TV. could not recommend it more

Call for papers: for a special issue on contemporary craft work and digital economies. See below and alt text.

Recently began tracking my stress levels and this notable dip in stress is so funny to me because that’s when I was at Costco getting a hotdog.

Notre Dame claimed to be accidentally cc'ed on the ACC's CFP lobbying docs, which slighted the Irish. Well, FOIAball obtained the emails and the lobbying docs. And we think we have a theory of what happened. www.foiaball.com/p/notre-dame...

A collection of Kaleb's writing put together by his family. www.kalebchorton.com

I've always felt like (some) sportswriters could easily write about politics as well mainly because you're already used to sifting through all the bullshit when it comes to sports. You get used to calling it how you see it instead of trying to find an angle to the shit you see with your own eyes

Lots of detail here, but it’s the golf club for me

It is time to talk about the lies schools are spreading about Super Flag. New FOIAbites does not mince words. www.foiaball.com/p/giant-amer...

Walter Matthau was 28 years old here

Duke would have won

Not quite

🕯️ Carson Beck Pick Six 🕯️

"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it

Well this Darian Mensah news sucks.

This week's FOIAbites is all about smashburgers. If you're a multimillionaire head football coach, you get them DoorDashed to your private jet. If you are a regular person, you can just make them at home. www.foiaball.com/p/foiabites-...

Durham

It’s difficult to beat a team twice in the same season, or if you’re Oregon, once.

dudes rock

This is so @bloodwork.show

Our first FOIAbites (a new weekly column) is here. It's a story about Matthew McConaughey's VIP treatment at Texas and me working a second job while starting this publication. I promise it makes sense if you read it! www.foiaball.com/p/matthew-mc...

NYC love him

punt 2 win

A proud day for the Mendoza line

POWERHOUSE

Listen Duke must be an incredible football team

Pop Tarts Bowl confirmed FOIAball reader

diner breakfast, tattoo appointment, toaster pastry sacrifice, like you do

My bestie Alex just started chemo for colon cancer and she asked me to use my platform to tell you to get your butts checked for tumors. We’re all fans of butts here on Bluesky, and we should do our part to preserve their bountiful beauty for all to enjoy. Let’s make 2026 the year of the colonoscopy

For my last Buying Power of the year, I wrote about one way to think about the divergence in consumer sentiment (bad) and behavior (free-spending) this year: It’s the YOLO economy, typified by the expanding popularity of services like Klarna and Affirm. Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Oh, so that's where that's from!

This

“Accomplish Greatness” is going to make me laugh every time and I love that

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The University of Arkansas spent $36,000 on balloons last year. After seeing what they got, we think it was worth every penny. In FOIAball this week, we EMBRACE THE HOG. www.foiaball.com/p/college-fo...

Shadow Ticket (2025)

Propaganda

I am a pretty firm believer in this, yes. Miami saved the committee from doing something that would've been impolite and destabilizing for the power conference order

Manny Diaz was publicly strung along by Miami in a pretty disrespectful way while they pursued Mario Cristobal before firing Diaz. Now he wins the ACC with Duke before Miami.

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