I finished this a few nights ago and I’ve never been more thankful to be married to a nerd who 1) is a curmudgeon 2) watches other people play civilization on YouTube for fun.

Just tried to call someone using my calculator app. Really cooking with gas today.

Work March madness party before and after

That was a hell of a sign of peace

Well Team USA lost but at least they didn't have any fun the entire WBC.

I’m just glad Bryce remembers how to hit a baseball

I sang in bars for st Patrick’s day when I was 13 and tonight had to talk myself out of going to sleep at 8pm

100% Irish and I have never had corned beef and cabbage

My mom figured out Lou was maga on her own

The worst of the storms have been over, but I’m still up with a nervous corgi

I love my brick. Sometimes I brick my phone even when I’m not scheduled to. Like a dog putting themselves in their own crate.

Ok but how do I get one of these bad boys to stress eat on a gameday

When a titans fan wants to talk about Jeremiyah Love

My coworker won’t leave me alone

Working from home in the morning always sounds like a good idea until it’s 11 am and time to get ready to go in the office. Let me be ugly in peace.

My mom found this letter from Lou holtz to my dad circa 1991 I guess my dad was an original “poster” if he’s sending the head coach of notre dame his opinions

The troubles

Why does lou holtz look like jimmy johnson in this AI slop

Rage crocheted this last night after the exciting whites breakup

Alvin, Simon, Theodore

RIP IN PEACE EXCITING WHITES

2 cousins’ babies down, 1 to go

Another day another meeting where I had to turn my camera off to hide my cignetti face

All of the footage in Lou tributes remind me of being a kid. And being a kid is way better than being an adult.

I’m waiting for some AI slop with Knute welcoming Lou to heaven

No one else in my family Online so none of them know Lou was racist

Will all the living coaches come to the funeral like when a president dies

In a mental health seminar at work like

Just Gipper’s daycare calendar for the month: They’re having Mutt Madness and the movies of the month are Air Bud and Air Bud World Pup.

I now have a favorite brand of crochet hooks. I bet you didn’t know you knew someone this cool.

your favorite basketball player is no hannah hidalgo

It’s been real ✌🏻

I don’t know what it’s like to be famous but I do know what it’s like to walk two corgis

Meghan passed out one time in front of the whole school over 20 years ago

WW3 WOULD pop off when notre dame’s legit national championship contender for the first time in my conscious life

If the world is ending I’m going to go adopt more dogs

Casty went from Philly to this. What a journey.

Bums me out that Tracy Lawrence is a cowboys fan and domestic abuser

How mentally stable do you have to be to watch the Pitt

How am I expected to work when I am still very much mourning Catherine O’Hara

This is the lede of every outta town writer when their team plays the Eagles.

on my way to clog the john outside the Hyatt ballroom

😁

My shamrock shake looks like the slime from double dare

I have something due EOB that came in yesterday at 3 so naturally I’m making stickers for my reading journal