There should be a mercy rule in baseball

This time every night, the corgis wait by the front door because they think door dash is coming.

Really disappointed in Michelangelo.

Phillies playing on the west coast really messes up my routine

Here we go again

Uncanny

I’m used to people spelling Bridget wrong but not like this

My favorite corporate thing to do is to teams a coworker “get their ass” when they speak up in meetings

This is how a cpa takes apart a rotisserie chicken

Gipper got to play with the big dogs at daycare today and now no one can tell him shit

Any time I leave the house it’s a mistake

MARTINA NO

Sick day

Dogs in the office are good for morale

Can i trust the Phillies enough to go to bed? Lol no

Bryce can brush his teeth however he wants

I seriously have the most random shit

Some rando threw stuff in here this morning and my husband is out for blood

🫡

The closest we’ve been to a natty in decades was led by someone who uses the phrase “goofy goober”

To the point of finding shit that makes me reminisce in cleaning out the garage

Me as a kid: ugh dads listening to Neil young AGAIN Me as an adult: Siri, play nirvana

Deacon during the homily: “Tennessee defensive end, Reggie white” Me (under my breath): go birds

My husband is so confused after seeing the Duran entrance

Back on my bullshit

My dad was Very Sick a few months ago with double pneumonia like Kyle Busch and refused to stay overnight at the hospital. I don’t know how Irish people live so long being so damn stubborn

Jaxon Fart

Treated myself to a massage yesterday and today it feels like I was run over by a train

Tempting

Weekend plans

Me yesterday: baby shower will just be casual, some drinks and cake etc Me sitting up in bed just now: the theme shall be steel magnolias

Jealous of babies because it’s acceptable for them to go back to sleep two hours after they wake up

Life update: we rented a dumpster

Why don’t I go to the office every day? I was there for less than 2 hours and I volunteered to walk in the Nashville pride parade and also throw a baby shower

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This was not me

Editing your own headshot is a special kind of hell

Unless the eagles are in it, no thanks

bryndellen and daenarys and taylene and them are so pumped rn

I read like a book a week but I’m terrible at summarizing them. I just tried to explain yesteryear to my husband and it was a real life Charlie day meme

Today I learned that “lullabye” is only the spelling for the Billy Joel song.

My dad dropped that he liked the Phillies hats tonight which is code for that’s what I want for Father’s Day

Absolutely needed that Phillies comeback. I’m hanging by a thread.

bryce casually going 4 for 5 and blasting the clubhouse with raw milk farts you love to see it

HAHAHA Bruce Springsteen WAS NOT HAVING IT with Chris Christie. SNUBBED!

@redsox1234bskysoci.bsky.social how are you surviving this series

We just had a plumber here and my husband said the guy “farted like six times.” I bet kiffin does that during home visits.

Philadelphia Area Dads release joint statement: “We are going to ruin the holiday for everyone.”

I should know by now to stay off the internet on Mother’s Day, and yet

lol, they gave Artemis II astronaut (and Philadelphia sports fan) Christina Koch an astronaut Gritty