This is how I found out the Orioles (!!!) signed Alonso.

SHOWING WHAT A JUDICIAL WARRANT LOOKS LIKE VERSUS A BULLSHIT PIECE OF PAPER ICE SAYS IS A WARRANT 👏👏👏 This is how you do it.

I actually had to double check this wasn't an Onion headline...

phillies said “the people of philadelphia have been through enough watching that dogshit eagles team, sign kyle TODAY” and i thank them for it

So far I'm enjoying all the Fightins news coming out of the winter meetings.

EXACTLY.

Edwin Diaz to the Dodgers???!!! 👀

FUCK YES!!! Santa bringing Schwarbombs to The Bank for Christmas.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Republican’s think people have “anchor babies” on purpose to remain in the U.S. Republicans see children as commodities. They see children as tools and pawns. They cannot comprehend the idea of children as sentient beings with their own agency.

Pluribus fact I heard on The Watch pod that I can't stop thinking about - the EMT who works on Zosia in Ep4 is a real EMT and she's the person that saved Bob Odenkirk's life when he had a heart attack on the set of BCS.

In this Quincy bar, Wakefield still means Tim. But they do know this: the guy who started the anti-vaccine hoax is a real knucklehead.

All I ask is that they leave John Oliver specifically and HBO in general alone.

Is Sonny Gray pandering to us? Yes, he is. Do I care that it's pandering? I DO NOT.

“Excuse me. I heard someone over here isn’t caring for the poor and welcoming immigrants.”

Who the fuck is watching this? People! Life's too short....

I'd laugh but it's embarrassing to have a Dept of Justice that is this dumb and incompetent. I mean, I guess I'm glad they're this bad at their jobs but god it's cringe.

East LA County LFG 💪👏👏👏👏

If you had told me Mamdani and MTG would both be in the news today, and gave me eleventy thousand guesses as to why, I’d … still be guessing.

It would do big numbers because holy shit Mamdani is good.

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

Rob Manfred is the guy who goes to a casino with $100, loses $95 of it, on the last spin of the wheel wins $20, and goes home and tells his wife he won $25 at the casino.

In order to get Red Sox and Phillies games next year I have fucking pay ESPN? And download their app? FUCK. MY. LIFE.

👀

god when you can hear it with the accent and then the emphasis in the right spot this hits so good.

I don't know what this is about and I'm a little scared to keep scrolling because I'm sure to find out.

Me everyday, but with a Sheltie.

Wondering where ICE buys their vehicles for their kidnapping operations? Ask Hendrick Motorsports in Charlotte.

given the news of the day I have determined this is the safest thread on this app right now.

Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:

How the fuck is this real life? We're living in a simulation, right?

don't make me pick a favorite child. (ok, it's #1 because that 'slam was everything)

You'd have to pry the Advil out of my cold dead hands. Fuck all the way off, JD.

Can't stress this enough - don't ask or look into what it's about. I purposefully avoided any talk and really enjoyed the first 2 episodes. So much so that it kept me from canceling Apple now that Slow Horses season is done.

Dude in the Lions jersey/black hat is my spirit animal. 🖕

Tell me again why it was a good idea for sports leagues to partner with gambling companies.

“Nice Hall of Fame career you got going. Would be a real shame if anything happened to it.”

Guillotines

"it’s hard for us to accurately attribute to baseball the flood of “oh shit” posts that came in during Game 7". 😂 The number of "oh shit" and "holy shit" posts must have been off the charts.

🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.

The guy on the floor is America.

When you think you're doom scrolling but then read this whole thread and wonder if that's hope running through your veins.

FIFTY ONE MILLION????? Or is that a typo that should say 5.1 million?

Hazel’s expanded her zone a bit, having been seen yesterday afternoon at Century and Aviation. Once again asking this be shared with folks in L.A., especially in Westchester, Inglewood and surrounding neighborhoods. Shareable Instagram post: www.instagram.com/reel/DQpBhSu...

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

holy shit Kiké 😂😂😂

Los Angeles/westside folks: Our foster dog, Hazel, got out tonight around 8:08 p.m., and we have not been able to locate her. Please keep an eye out--and if you see her, DO NOT CHASE. She is very timid and will not come to someone she doesn't know. PLEASE CALL/TEXT THE NUMBERS ON THE FLYER.

I felt every bit of this. Wow.

Prayer circle the Blue Jays rally because my poor dog hates fireworks and LA is about to pop off...