These are the kind of race based negotiations I’m here for.

With all this renewed war restarted again by the worst people in power, it’s helpful I think, to remember that Henry Kissinger is still dead and cannot be asked what his opinion is.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

don’t forget to love fearlessly you piece of shit

I can't compete with this.

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Where’s a good charitable source to buy “protect trans kids” shirts and the like from?

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

Every time a woman runs for president I hear that she’s too emotional and unstable to make wartime decisions, unlike the men in charge who make really reasonable decisions like bombing kids to death, starting water wars, and poisoning the entire planet

international women’s day

Hell ya! youtu.be/QKHGmFvzjJ4

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

COME AND TAKE IT

Call the FBI on this comment section www.wsj.com/world/child-...

Inspired by @clumsy-machinist.bsky.social I took some of my own foggy train photos today

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

theyre just all so fucking stupid and we were told we had to be respectful and treat their stupid fucking opinions seriously even though we knew its all bull shit and now here we are

Here’s a thing that you can do:

For me it’s Ghosts/Heated Rivalry. I’ll miss you guys.

In case you ever think rich people are smart, my multi multi millionaire client just showed up to an international flight with an expired passport.

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

OLIVIA NUZZI (on a romantic beach stroll): This is so wrong. But I can't fight these feelings RFK JR (eyeing a dolphin carcass in the distance): Get the saw

The cats are on a diet and I think they are pissed. Chuck looks angry!

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Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end

this is the ONLY annotation the previous owner made in my second-hand copy of the Sonnets

I think it’s morbidly funny how ill equipped the democrats are to face this moment. Just a bunch of huge nerds offering to do the bully’s homework for him if he stops hitting them

Poor Martin Short how much is one man to endure 😔

can’t hear the sotu speech over the sound of hammers striking my face bones

U.S. Tourists Advised To Temporarily Avoid Shootouts With Mexican Drug Cartels https://theonion.com/u-s-tourists-advised-to-temporarily-avoid-shootouts-with-mexican-drug-cartels/

El Mencho sounds like something you’d call an annoying reply guy in a group chat.

Over at my blog, I review Bad Company, the new book by @greenwell.bsky.social in which she provides a deeply human and rigorously detailed examination of how private equity has ruined everything. dryvetyme.online/2026/02/18/b...

In the future, the two genders are literacy and debt

Sort of gives away the lie that they're arresting hardened criminals who are drags on society when they're setting up traps to lure in Good Samaritans

Violets are blue Roses are red Someday it will happen And he will be

Dream come true: my book is a finalist for the New York Public Library’s Helen Bernstein Book Award. And what company! @irincarmon.bsky.social @brian-goldstone.bsky.social @karenhao.bsky.social I try not to put too much stock in awards, but this one feels pretty cool.

Cancel culture was far too underzealous

if someone says their business relies on catapults being built on the moon i dont think we should have to take them seriously or subsidize their business with government contracts anymore

for lent, I’m giving up

Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon

Everything Tom Foley wrote is a lie and he’s just another PE guy contributing to the enshitification of [gestures wildly] everything. Shame on the Wall Street Journal for publishing such dreck @wsj.com #arts #kennedycenter #wno #nso www.wsj.com/opinion/mayb...

I feel like that didn't work out so well for the dwarves... www.wsj.com/finance/bank...

goddammit Dan's mom made me weepy all over again about how good my pal was and how stupid it is that he's gone.

if i'm not young anymore how come i'm so fucking broke and stupid

It's amazing how often people attribute genius to the most mediocre of rich white guys, no manner how many stupid things they say out loud.

Nobody should be allowed on the internet if they can’t tell whether this is real or not. This could be the official test.

Booooooooo [wanted Tyler to win]