Me and Emily (I'm not the dragon I'm the guy in the entryway).

“I was just following otters.”

this is the type of gadget a man would use to murder his wife in an episode of Columbo set in 2025

The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture

Don’t let consumerism erase the true meaning of the holiday 🙏

"You'll be visited by three spirits." The three spirits:

Immigration is a massive net positive for the US and always has been. Every argument against it is grounded in racism. Them's the breaks, kids. But you can't centrist your way out of this.

The DC shooting story is really getting to me because we literally trained this man as a child soldier for a death squad in a forever war and Stephen Miller et al want to blame it on other cultures? It's our culture, American culture, that killed that woman.

The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks

The Muppet Christmas Carol and Bloodborne are the same setting. A man trapped in a dream version of a twisted Victorian gothic city in which many of the townspeople are strange beasts gains insight by encountering a series of otherworldly creatures. There's also a merchant that's a giant spider.

Reminder to add TOKYO GODFATHERS to your Christmas movie watchlist this season! Grateful to have given (English, dubbed) voice to the trans anime icon, our beloved Hana, in this Satoshi Kon holiday classic from @gkids.com! Watch it for free on Tubi or rent it on AppleTV!

I still think "Cat People (Putting Out Fire)" in Inglorious Basterds is one of the best needle drops in movies.

Inglorious Basterds is a Thanksgiving movie

the dreams in which i’m Gaming are the best i’ve ever had

if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy

it makes me so emotional to see real heroes celebrated

nw

i'm way better than all of the dogs in the dog show. i can ride a bike, i can cook meals, and i'm very familiar with computers. i can do all kinds of things that they will never be able to do

It was fine

On this day 200 years ago Goku saved the Native Americans from the Red Ribbon Army. They asked what they could do in return. Goku said "Im hungry", and thus the first Thanksgiving was had.

nw

Yoda went under the bumper

Going to try to watch three or four movies today. God bless grandparents.

mahler 6, baby

CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."

The average medieval peasant could not buy a gas station delta 9 gummy and watch “Scooter Fail Compilation 5” on YouTube, which makes it difficult to compare GDP across time

Just got off the phone and am APPROVED for help via legal aid and January 14th I have an appointment to help me navigate getting my exes wages garnished for back support. In the meantime I am still trying to raise $65 to cover my part of rent.

you're telling me a right-wing catholic convert is just a protestant in disguise? shocked

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

My Magnum Opus: Cloud Tools

AAAIIEE.

Wealth beyond measure, Charlie Brown

In fairness they do this without AI, too

1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics. It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT. It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse. Transgender care saves lives.

“Worried it would end like Game of Thrones” at this rate I think the new fear has got to be your show ending like this one, dragged out over years with seasons repeatedly split into multiple parts while your aged out cast is pulling the Wet Hot American Summer gag

It's time to end the arguments, they've gone on much too long. Here is the definitive ranking of Star Wars: 1. Star Wars (film, 1977) 2. Star Wars (comic book series, 1977-present) 3. Star Wars (video game, 1983) 4. Star Wars (novelisation, 1976) 5. Star Wars (proposed missile defence system, 1983)

interesting!

there is something extremely funny to me about the democrats retaking control of the house by forfeit

No, you cannot fool me. You are not carrying any suitable soul gems.

if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself

this isn't true, these videos are doctored. deep frying your turkey straight from frozen is how you ensure it stays juicy and tender. the colder the better

This is a made-up organization that Maduro has nothing to do with and Venezuela is one of the lowest drug-trafficking countries in Latin America - Trump/the US State wants the oil reserves and any reporting that humors the former and ignores the latter is reckless

please just get into mini painting

God it's so cool that so much of British and European nationalist politics has broadly been shaped by warehouse clickfarms rented by guys in South Asia running "how to make money from racist old people" workshops, and that this has had more influence on media and politics than any grassroots group

This orangutan can't be beaten at climbing up a tree. Imagine its skill and poise as our next secretary of education.

Insane in-arena entertainment in Atlanta. They asked a lady to name as many phone apps as she could in 24 seconds and she just rattled off names of restaurants. Then they showed a video of nikeil Alexander Walker doing the same thing and the first apps he said were messages, notes and “settings”