i want to be lost and free

No correct aspect ratio upload to be found on YouTube, and I could be more rigorous about my editing, but I genuinely think this is some of the funniest 106 seconds in comedy history, and definitely in my top five Simpsons jokes.

Updating my LEGO White House

I have been waiting for this day

Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

One thing the NBC broadcast is missing is stinger/bumper outros. NBA games on NBC always went to commercial with this stinger when they didn't feature an instant replay.

No Kings includes DraftKings

If you have the time and money to stop at a child's lemonade stand, you stop. If you happen to be thirsty that's a welcome bonus.

Current Status: #blutoid

my god, it’s full of stars

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

Ceci n'est pas une ladder

Sorry but this is the funniest headline I will read all year

Hero shit

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

Minneapolis is showing up and showing out. #NoKings

When you’ve pissed off WeRateDogs so much they’re calling you “fucking losers” on Main you have absolutely lost all merit in the court of public opinion

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

The good news is, they gave us one

We 💯 support Amphifa! Give me ribbety, or give me death. 🐸

I’m happy that the big kooky liberated Portland frogs have emerged as an aesthetic backlash to the dank Pepes

no quarter given lmao

This two-parter below is exactly why it's hard to make clothes in the United States. Let's look at how much it costs to produce a button-up shirt in the US. 🧵

This is patently insane but also a totally predictable pitch by the corporate overlords of our late-capitalism hellscape: Since you can’t actually enjoy life because we’re siphoning up all your money, time, and energy, how about you use our planet-destroying toys to pretend you’re having fun!

she’s brilliant

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

End of an era. We'll be telling our grandkids about this one.

OH NO. HE. DIDN'T!!!

Last two lines of a poem

Felt compelled

found it because i was like "what's the word like autumnal but for other seasons?" of course everyone knows verbal but check out AESTIVAL (summer) and HIBERNAL or BRUMAL (winter)

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔

Portland never stops being Portland.

No prison sentence for criticizing him. Yet.

"In a brief phone call, Posobiec said he was unavailable to speak. He did not reply to a list of emailed questions."

“Fuck them kids.” That’s literally what an ICE agent said when ICE, the FBI et al. raided an apartment in Chicago, including with a Blackhawk helicopter, separated children from their parents, and zip-tied them to each other. abc7chicago.com/post/ice-chi...

Lording it over the Paris Review. We are the Literary World's Prestigious, Notable and Recognized Taco Bell Quarterly.

I always pay attention to what stories People Magazine and other consumer media outlets cover. That's how you can tell that something has broken through the usual political and news bubbles. This horrific Chicago story has broken through. people.com/ice-agents-o...

They started with day laborers and students and journalists because they knew no one who voted for them would care. They're trying to snatch Ian Roberts in Iowa for the same reason (because he's black). They'll get to the rest of us soon enough.

Hillary Clinton referred to SOME Trump supporters as”deplorable,” and the political media had a meltdown. Trump refers to all Democrats as anti-American radical communists and “the enemy within,” and it’s no big deal. His reckless and dangerous demonization has been fully normalized.

Seems bad.

Really sorry to hear about the sudden passing of Kaleb Horton, a fantastic writer. Only seems fitting to share what he wrote for David Lynch kalebhorton.ghost.io/death-is-jus...

Wow. Let’s not blow past this. The administrator of the ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION AGENCY says that climate change is a hoax/con job.

Remember when there was talk of breaking up ticketmaster?