Hmm.

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now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked

roses are red cows make the beefs;

It feels like this is becoming a more common mass shooter profile: Someone who's interested in politics but not as a vehicle to express clear values or a coherent viewpoint. He just wants to mock anyone who takes it seriously.

*in a camp german accent* how dare you call me those things that i am you evil, evil people

can’t stop thinking about the iphone 17 pro review that said “i’ll probably go for the dark blue color because i film a lot through windows and the orange would reflect too much” like… WHAT?

charcuterie for the lady on the go

judging by the rapidity with which this guy shot himself, gonna say suicide was probably at least an equivalent motive to anything else

related: showed my gen z bestie Shortbus, and he almost had a stroke

dressing like a ninja today to avoid people seeing that I wasn't raptured

“Over 200 specific date predictions for the end of the world or rapture events have been documented globally.” much to ponder

The birth of Paypal brought us two of the evilest, most powerful, and most god damn stupid motherfuckers of all time

now they're paining the break room so i can't get coffee so that's gonna make my productivity Great

good morning

We moved on too quickly from this. WHAT REAL LIFE HUMAN BEING EATS STEAK LIKE THAT?????? #bb27

utter shambles in a good way. @slaypussyhat.gay and i lost our dad to leukemia before the pandemic hit and randomly tonight stas decided to google his name just to see what would pop up. a 2016 news article about the meteoric rise of pokemon go appeared, and there in the comments section, my dad.

the new instagram ad product that is stalking me are those frozen coffee concentrate pods and I just need to know if @justkeepskeeting.pro has tried them

With 2 HoHs, 5 Vetos, and the White Locust competition, Morgan has won safety for 7 straight rounds so far from the Final 10 to 4, the longest streak in Big Brother history If she wins the #BB27 Final 3 HoH, she will also hold the honor of winning safety the entire jury phase

Doctor I trust more than RFK jr

“sexcriminalboat” the 30 Rock rewatch was the right call

the people’s gaypublic of drugafornia

Dreamed I had a boyfriend. We took a selfie together and prepared to go out to dinner. He enjoyed my company and I enjoyed his. This is the aching that has gnawed at me over the years, this absence. It is such a simple, common, ordinary thing.

Oh... the name of the *Bar* is Heaven

the think pieces that are always like "new media is eating late night TV's lunch" never include that the new media channels for these shows have tens of millions of subscribers

saw a guy get raptured but when he was floating up in the beam of light he started jerkin’ it and the beam dropped him. he’s dead, he’s dead now and in hell

if my neighbor gets raptured i got dibs on his audi

bar drunks short form video 🤝 “get to the point”

this is blackface

ok i rarely dress up (this was from this weekend) so i'm getting my fit's worth out of this

honestly can't wait for the Millerite-style recalculation on the date of the apocalypse; I hope it's on my birthday next time

part of me wishes I still had tiktok installed to see the increasingly frantic rapture vlogs from the people who've actually bought into it fully

oh fuck I didnt even think of that, if I get raptured and then puke and pass out because im terrified of heights, will st.peter kick me out?

Considering wearing a note pinned to my shirt that says “No rapture for me please, I don’t like heights” to see if anyone gives me the opportunity to point out that they’re still here too.

they're renovating the building I work in and the fumes made me get sick so I left and went home instead why are they glueing down carpet while there are people working next door?

Clearance at the Rite Aid!

uncircumcised egg

raptured! at the GWAR show

incredible update here: i made big naturals luigi into a sticker & sent it with the loud effect in imessage this is the future leftists deserved

also, low key terrified this is gonna be some mass aliven't event that somehow they'll blame us queers for

do I live in the deep enough south to call in sick to work because of the rapture?

Reports from the rapture front lines: Everyone seems in normal spirits as we all wait for the train. A crowded station, meaning we clearly live in a den of sin. We are all in deep denial and acting like business as usual.

quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

Ah, Al Hartley. Even becoming a born-again Christian couldn't erase the utter horniness of that man's pencil

if a Christian baby is skydiving during the rapture, does it ever hit the ground?

if a skydiving Christian baby gets raptured from the arms of an atheist does it make a sound is it like a FWIP or maybe a SCHLORP perhaps a BWAHHM like a CRT monitor getting degaussed

if a Christian baby is skydiving during the rapture, does it ever hit the ground?

If you think Tylenol is bad for children’s health, wait until you see what guns do.

but babe, im getting raptured tomorrow this is our last chance