You ever wanted someone to just get in a relationship already so they can leave you alone?

When I text you, it means I'm MISSING you. When I don't, it means I'm WAITING for you to miss me. If only you knew.

My bitch know me and she know me well 😮‍💨😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

Okay Tuesday…let’s do this bitch

- February 23, 1999.

Fashion:

Off 💛 music.apple.com/us/album/off...

I cannot wait to see Lisa and Candiace at this reunion! 🤣

And just like det…we back for another week of work….yay

Some good ass looking dicks in that curve thread…ijs ~

Here’s the playlist from the #WAWG ‘26 Black History Month jam session 🪩✨ #BHM #WeAllWeGot

Per the usual @epereza22.blacksky.app done 8 it up!! Thanks for the beautiful block ass vibes!! share.stationhead.com/a7mgj37ib0hi

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the pastry equivalent of this

And still do!! When I was a kid in Hawaii (3rd-6th grade), all the local kids ate this like it was Lay’s potato chips and I’ve been doing it since

1 and 3 been getting heavy play lately but 7 has been my ride or die forever… love me a good ball bra

As a man who smokes, how can you not roll a blunt?

My shit

this is the superior tracklist order for 4, not that other mess

Im soo ready

Eating ass >>>>

I’ve ALWAYS loved this one !

Im really just bored and high af clearly

This way

Currently:

Mine is giving downward dog 🤭💀

Canada’s Drag Race is my new mainline season. Idc idc idc. They’ve been eating the last 3 season. Their first all stars is looking to be even better. Only drag queens add judges. FINALLY. America is just a wash in all avenues.

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This movie gives grindhouse, in THEEE best possible way! And I GOTTA see it!

Listening to #ToWhomThisMayConcern while cooking be like:

And badly shaped

Watching y’all all say you want to fuck each other from the sidelines

Just want to say again for the 263527th time that Men in skirts >>>>>>>

A lot of people's favorite position

Facts

He really kinda cooked…

Ain’t no reason y’all should’ve let this flop like y’all did!

when I see a post I don't like or agree with from a mutual I just keep scrolling.

And THIS is MY kinda carrying on! If you haven’t seen Jill Scott’s Tiny Desk concert yet, what are you waiting for?!?!? She slayed the entire thing!!!

U.S. civil rights activist Jesse Jackson has died at the age of 84.

Can we talk…for a minute

The next installment of the Reality Check docuseries should be this:

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Have y’all been watching them mah jong senior citizens over on the TikTok? Babyyyyy…they airing Barbara ass out!!!! I’m invested