Took me almost two hours to get home. Don’t nobody bother me or my bowl for the next hour. 😡

“The tea I just heard likeda burnt my thighs” I swear I got the countries friends. 🤣🤣🤣

Now why TF was his ass in Atlanta???

New toy just rolled up. 👷🏽‍♂️

I said I was done purchasing skin care for the season then BOOM! Snail semen retinol and green tea toner on sale.

Having a friend fairly new to the community.

Happy Hump Day!

Now why I thought this was the dad from Smart Guy?

Watched the new “The Naked Gun” and I missed stupid ass parody movies like this! It’s not really giving the same vibes as Police Squad or OG Naked Guns, but it’s a good time with some silly standout jokes. “I guess you can’t fight city hall.” “No, it’s a building.”

I vividly remember Tron:Legacy being an amazing theater experience. The visuals still hold up (except for that one thing), but the SOUND. Those stadium scenes? Daft Punk??? Amazing! Tron:Ares might be good, but that may not matter as much if it doesn’t look and sound cool. Excited to see it!

Oooooo I remember the bathtub scene from the promos. Omg? 😳

I can feel my powers growing! ♏️

Oh Jen Shah is something else!

Started watching RHOSLC

Left my umbrella in the car.

One of my besties was bartending the botanical gardens gig tonight and snuck some video lol. Warms my heart to know you can tell I really love this shit. 🥲

I have more to say, but this sums it up for now.

This might be the worst pop album I’ve heard in a long time. Doesn’t help that it’s so incredibly produced. Aretha was always right about her; beautiful gowns.

Forgot how much I enjoyed toaster strudels.

Similar to ICEblock. Please share.

Put too much lotion on my hands and had the sad realization there was no one I could simply walk up to, hold my hands out, and have them take some of it for me within my office building. 😔

Listen

Finally back in the chair. ☺️

Had to retire this costume a couple years ago cause the mf tried to possess me. 🥴

“This isn’t the America I know.” Black people:

😩😩😩

Damn I wish I had footage of that duet of We Can’t Be Friends @darikeon.bsky.social & I did at @thatboyken.bsky.social karaoke night a couple months ago. We aaaaaaate! 😭😭😭

Won my campaign to bring Yoo-Hoo’s back to the vending machine in Engineering. It’s all about showing up, doing the work, and

Happy October! 🍁🎃

Mfs going ass for ass, let me get in the field. 🤔🤣🤣

DPMO! 😡😡😡

Fun fact: a pipe roll over my foot once as I prepared it for pickup. I had steel toe boots on, but that only prevented it from crushing my toes, not damaging them. 🥴

One of my homeboys has to work for free (with the promise of back pay) while the shutdown is ongoing because he’s “essential”.

Chile, anyway.

I see me stuffing some pasta shells by hand this weekend.

I get to sing one of my favorite songs this weekend cause the client wants a “male-led, acoustic version of I Hope You Dance in the style of Chris Stapleton”! I’m obviously going to up the country factor as I rehearse it, but can we take a moment to acknowledge the absolute BARS in this song!?

Their reaction to the phrase “break a leg” cracked me up! I wonder what the East Asian equivalent is.

I’m enjoying this RPDR Slaysian Royale. Beautiful gowns (complimentary)

Please don’t be rude to me over the phone cause now I’m looking up the address to your establishment. I already got an appointment at one of your affiliates, now I’m switching to your office.

“You're nothing but A liar, a cheater, a deciever, heart breaker And I won't let you back in my life So I'm takin The house, the cars, the kids, and the dog I want it all You're nothing but” Ten year old me:

Not me crying at my new doctor’s office cause I’m finally receiving adequate care. 😭😭😭

Finally playing the Valhalla DLC, and God of War: Ragnarok is still the most beautiful game I’ve ever played.

I have a mic-stand-phone-holder I use to record and review footage from our gigs. In prep for the second half of the season, I was looking over our last couple shows. The client here wanted us to give a max of 75% energy.🙃 You are witnessing me fighting demons while the sax tries to break me. 😩🤣🤣

I LOVE THIS!!! 😭🥹🥹🥹

Gimme ya wallet and find out.

If you see me walking up to the Unction with this, a pack of playing cards, and some Hennessy, just know I ain’t coming to make friends. 🤣

“You like that shit don’t you?” Me, hard of hearing: “lol huh?”

Got damn, y’all really like chicken parm. 🥴

Wanted some chicken parm, made some chicken parm.

A scrambled egg with a little kimchi??? 🤯🤯🤯