Might have to turn my heat on, my feet cold 😂😂

Still don't like but its sooo entertaining #Matlock

The way yall not about to be able to trust shit I say! It’s gonna be real presidential around here smh

It’s me sending my boss emails expecting them to go into the ether and they’re online 😂😂😂

Good morning everyone !! today IS a GREAT day !! #iclaimIT

hate to have to drive my Benz thru it! 🤷🏽‍♂️

Belay that order!

My voice without the lies, this is what it sounds like…

Could be us but you playing 😏

Trying to use Siri to call my dog and he said fuck that AI. Lifted an ear to his name an didn’t move muscle smh

Elon is so unserious, “Tron mode” 😂😂😂😂

🤔 🤔 🤔

I be walking out the shower, he be tugging on the towel

Nephew had me watching K Pop Demon Slayers, kinda ate

lmfaooo me coded. I love this tik tok 😭

Remy kinda ate with “front of my pxssy on the back of his tongue”

I be stealing yall memes and turning them into stickers #nevercared

My parents lighting up the grill, lemme if I can get them to throw a lil fish in some grease

Even if it’s little make it jump like a hurdle

… if I’m doing something random, 99% of the time this applies 😂😂

From DMs to guts An ongoing investigation 🫆

I’m just a girl, looking for the Gomez to my Morticia

Been trying to watch my language around the lil ones and such.. opened my car doors and her come Young Thug - “come and fxck me mami, come and suck me mami”..

4 of us in a room not saying a word to each other until we have something to say

Hauwei is doing spells and witchcraft with these new devices

No one is telling Bush to use his voice and march. No one is telling Cheney to use his voice and march. No one is telling Clinton to use his voice and march. No one is telling Gore to use his voice and march. No one is telling Pence to use his voice and march.

😂😂 #BookSky

“I don’t care if it’s actually my birthday today or not; I’m just having such a Great time my in FAVORITE city in the world!!” our toddler son in Columbus Ohio

Unsolicited thick pic

It’s my inner voice reading this like a Cardi bar 🪦

The specificity of this list is sending me 😭

My phone been on silent at least 15 years. Deadass.

Woke up I’m still in the lead 🤷🏽‍♂️

Sometimes, you just wanna eat some butt.

Remy 😘

Came home from activities and stripped in front of the washing machine… smh what is wrong with me 🤣

I’m jus imagining the Jetsons 🪦🤣🤣🤣

Oh for sure and deaf ears as well.

Why is McDonalds out of gold sauce?! Like yall just got it wtf

Think I’m entering the munch phase of being a side 😮‍💨🍽️

This is actually a gotdamn shame.

Kamala L Jackson is so entertaining to me! I wonder if auntie would’ve gotten more support being on her Bullworth shit

Was it all a fever dream? 🥹 We could’ve had it all!!! 😭 #BlackSky

At this point I feel like I’m micro-dosing my sleep. But I’m going to keep packing.

They Cloned Tyrone was a cinematic masterpiece and it is in the same realm as Sinners. the message behind it is incredibly brilliant as it relates to the Black community but widely misunderstood.

Anytime I’m at my desk 😂😂

That White Ranger arc had the playground gagging!

I was that bitch👏🏾🙅🏽‍♀️! Yovanna from Clark, CAU!

I think about that movie in time where the rich people didn’t run or drive fast. They just had mad time smh