There's nothing like making eye contact with a man, thinking he's coming over to talk to you. Then finding out, he's trying to talk to your friend. #takemenow

Somebody come take these pole dancing classes with me. I'm shy, I don't want to go alone. #ineedagirlfriend

Why is Ariana grande performing at an arena, if she dont move her ass to that stadium and lower these prices....

3 maybe 4 years max

5:30 in the morning and I come out to the balcony, and I can hear somebody bumping music, loud asf! You can hear it through the whole neighborhood. So I yelled out "play cool for the summer!". Now everybody mad at both of us. What the fuck did I do??? Good morning y'all. #gm

My God. A burger with a fried egg gon hit every time

I'm still mad all the love and praise went to shaboozy after cowboy Carter and not Willie jones. #cowboycarter it still doesn't sit right with me.

Bruh fire all men from food/grocery delivery bro, MF don't even know how to use a damn call box. Mind you, I put step by step how to use it in the instructions. it's only two steps!!!!!! No wonder the children are left behind, the adults(men mostly) are just so damn dumb these days.

I'm running on absolutely no sleep, that's power of getting some booty y'all.

Imagine you have been planning this murder for months, you have every detail perfectly planned out. You are about to commit the perfect murder, then at the last minute this bitch shows up. #murdershewrote #jessicafletcher

Eggs, bacon, grits, and a hash brown.

Elite!!!!!

What are we thinking? Still sitable, reviews??? #haircut #beard #goatee

I don't think we talk enough about how validation from others, is very important. It's not the most important thing, but it is very important to know that when you are struggling, that someone does believe in you. The want and the need to be validated, is very human.

Which one y'all feeling, which one makes the kitty kat purr, and bussy kats scratch? #goatee

This Summer is giving #goatee

The way things are going might as well

Give me money, and alone time.

I feel like yapping, so here's a story time. Listen! It's cute. It's cute! #storytime #dating

I'm at the point in my life, if we don't click off jump, let's just move along. I don't want you to change anything about yourself, I'm not about to change anything about myself. I don't want to try again, I'll see you around the way.

Bruh dis tew much 😭😭

Since I know about it, y'all are going to learn about it too. #disney #wth

Acceptance

I'm doing my best to ignore it, summer is coming.

Belonging is a hell of a feeling 😮‍💨

Comfort, I'm tapped out on effort.

Not wanting to, just because I don't want to.

Take the TV, please.

And people talking about they're quitting, I quit and I'll burn this whole MF down! I put that on whatever God y'all pray to.

Early riser

COVID was the peak of the internet.

Monday morning.

The ability to skip conversation, and retain the knowledge from the conversation, without having to actually take part in it. I wonder if I'm making sense?????

Notorious, I want you to know what you're getting.

The thick ones, we all know why 🤪! #fries

When that dude swears you want him. #eww

June 19th Juneteenth June 20th my birthday June 21st Father's Day I plan to do absolutely nothing the entire weekend lol. Sending my pops something nice of course but other than that nothing

Y'all don't get it. It's all a scheme set up by Todd! What is Todd spelled backwards, Satan, right! Now move the t to the front, what does it spell now? Trump, this is all a scheme set up by Trump. You just have to do the math.

What an odd way to tell me I need the shut the fuck up. 😭😭😭😒

If I ever say say. "I don't have any money", I mean I don't have any money for foolishness, I'm never talking about food. #pizza

Fighting the urge to find a new job and start over in a new city. #life

stairs intensity in Los Angeles: See my thing is Ms. Karen is talking about she want to be reelected as mayor, and she has not done this, or even hinted at it. So I don't understand why she's even running again at this point. Like sis, move out the way.

Me Learning so many of you are fellow Gemini. 🫶🏿🫶🏿

A #comfortable truth: most straight men know what dick tastes like. I know this because, I go to the bathroom with them, and I know they don't wash their hands! Then inevitably they put their hands in their mouth. they actually know what dick, balls, and a little bit of booty hole taste like too.

This man literally saw magic in person, had his sole soul taken, and still didn't believe in that shit. Real talk, this how delusional I want my next man to be over me, yeah baby don't see any of my faults, they not real. 🤣🤣😂😂 #yugioh

One thing our parents really ate with, that I carried into adulthood is. "Where you act out, is worked you get out!" #genx #babyboomers

I forgot how much I loved being alone in my own place. This s*** is so peaceful.

the fact that israel is straight up raping and torturing flotilla activists from all over the world and it’s not an international crisis it’s not putting a stop to anything, what is going ON