Those of us who have a healthy disdain for America when either the UK or Canada starts talking shit. #sybau #merica

The air is poisoned. The food is poisoned. These MFs tryna kill us.

Who don’t love Brownstone

I learned my lesson by posting a group pic on tik tok, thirsty bitches want to know everybody else name. *Deleted I'm the only one getting thirsted after on my page babe! 😂😂😂🤣

Whether you are the most saintly of saints, or the biggest hoe of whores. People are going to talk about you, so you might as well live this life exactly how you want to. Stop worrying about what people are going to say, or think. #doyou #reflection

Now I understand how the women got here, but why are there so many straight men on my "for you"???? #fixit #homoandwomanonly

Y'all pray for my liver, imma be outside this weekend 😭😭😭

I swear I know the difference, but baby plane and plain just kicked my ass.

I'm starting to get why my daddy came home and didn't say anything to anybody. I need to

106 American degrees???????? Who the fuck did y'all piss off, I'm not doing a damn thing outside tomorrow.

I don't care what anyone says. The WIZ is black queer media. Nothing but a homosexual could have come up with "the color is" sequence, and make it so cunty! #thewiz #gua #queer

Keeping up ass straight man facade has got to be exhausting, you MF can't even laugh at jokes. Just a miserable bunch.

I needed to see this right now, I was having a terrible muthafucking day. 🤣😂😂

If you live in Los Angeles and I cussed at you in traffic today, you probably had it coming. However I do apologize. I'm not smoking right now and I'm not myself.

I know it might not be your fault, but I have a special disdain for people who get in the car wrecks in the morning when everybody is on their way to work. I already don't want to go into that raggedy MF and you making it worse. Like, Who do you think you are?

Baby they out here painting the roads, how about y'all fix them first then paint them? #wtf

The fact that J.K. Rowling successfully bullied Amnesty International into taking down a report that accurately called out her attack on trans people, especially trans women, is so repulsive and such a display of the power of her money, and her choice to put her vast fortune behind persecution.

You shut your God damn whore mouth!!

Beyoncé if you can hear me, leave that man at the house!!! Good night

Emerald City Pensacola florida.

So they posted a picture of that corpse, I don't know about, y'all but I don't believe it. Until I see a video of that bitch talking, she's dead and they are hiding it. Mitch, and Lindsay tap dancing in hell together, I'm just waiting on the official word.

Here's some life advice. There's only a few times in life that everything is going to align and you are going to get the opportunity to get revenge, or to get even. I'm telling you right now to take it. It feels better than you could ever imagine.

Im just getting into the basketball and this is sending me, because the accuracy 🤣😂

I was dancing on Saturday and Britney spears gimmie more came on, someone asked me "wow you like Britney??" I said baby I'm a faggot in my mid 30s duh.

It's not that certain people are allowed to be weird and quirky. You are afraid of the backlash if you were to be authentically weird and quirky. The truth is deep down you care what people think about you, you let what they say get to you. That's why you have a hard time being yourself. #Reflection

I did that color birth chart thing but it says "generated by Gemini" which is Google's AI so I won't share it. I'm mad that these things trick us into using AI so casually. It's definitely meant to desensitize us and make us think it's "harmless" fun.

The LGBT community sends their regards. 🤣🤣🤣 Dumbass.

Hour 5 of me not smoking.....

I remember when all them people hated it when Doechii released "anxiety", but this was me.

I think I'm starting to get it, them people think we are supposed to act like the #X-men do. They're supposed to be able to talk shit about us, treat us like crap, but when shit hits the fan we are supposed to come save them. Baby let me tell you, I was never on professor Xavier's side.

Can somebody go to the dispensary for me, mama's is tired.

I was prepared to find gray hairs, but not under my arm. #toosoon

Lady G really said

....a rage almost all the time.

youtube.com/shorts/ihQ6F... I need to learn how to skate on those types of skates for real, I need a volunteer to skate in front of me. 🫦

Me telling my grandkids my version of how Lindsey Graham checked into hell 🤣🤣

Something about a man shaking his ass just does it for me.

That’s some good news to start Sunday after fornicating. Good morning!

was walking into the event when I was delivered the glorious news. Long story short, I turned up a little bit too much last night, and did too much. #byelindsley #mitchnext

Baby I'll take it, Mitch next!

Can I add, Don’t take dry (without liquid) Don’t take right before you lay down Take after you have eaten something Check for red in your poop And you have 72 hours not weeks !!!

What's a song you love purely because of who's singing it? #music take them away and the song is blah

I need to be washing my hair but lawd I'm lazy

I can spell words that I don't hear often like polytheistic, aboriginal, and onomatopoeia off the dome, but throw #neighborhood at me, and watch me stutter. 🤣🤣😂

If I had to make up a modern-day religion it would definitely be #polytheistic. Traffic would be one of the gods along with the parking gods. Live footage of me praying to them everyday.

Have they given the death word on that decrepit, pus-filled, nonsensically shaped demon yet?

Social media is just surveillance media. Even on this app.

Two of my absolute favorite indie comics! #comics #indie

I'm mad I watched the whole thing