I be forgetting that Justin Bieber can actually sing

I change my own brakes you can’t tell me shit

My top artist

This Wale album is chefs kiss 🔥🔥💯

Muni Long did WHAAAT??

Could put a hole through drywall rn 😞

I am notoriously a punctual person and I hate it because MOST people are not. It gets very annoying when you’re always early/on time but everyone else is late.

This Summer Walker album is so damn good.

Millennial peace sign ✌🏾

I’m kinda drunk at 8 on a Monday 😭

Got into law school! Guess I’m really about to argue for a living 😂 Grateful, excited, and a little scared of my future student loans, but we up! 👨🏽‍⚖️

Beyoncé did her best singing on 4. Hands down my favorite album by her.

If you see this, quote with a picture of you and your best friend.

Mamdani kinda

Chef Michelle Wallace took down Bobby Flay's titans! #BobbysTripleThreat.

Alexa! play You by Coco Jones

Love me some Coco Jones 💯

Soon ain’t gone be no players left in the league they all getting arrested for illegal betting 😭😭😭

Teach me how to stop deflecting every time you show affection.

I be so irritated when people talk to me about work stuff after 4:00pm. Because why?

Tiffany (New York) Pollard is hands down the best thing that happened to pop culture/meme culture. That “who and who” video takes me out every time 😭😭😭

Cleaned out my email 🫩

People kill me when they say they’re “doing Korean skin care” that’s like saying you’re doing American skin care or Italian skin care 😂😂 I get what they’re trying to say but it’s just funny when worded that way.

So glad my dog don’t be chewing on shoes and furniture and shit 😂 never really had to deal with that from him.

$400 meta glasses but your 4 kids splitting 1 McDonalds value meal. Priorities…

“sToP iSoLaTiNg YoUrSeLf” Man, close my door 😑.

Not all Black people from NY and Cali are okay with being called nigga by other races but every time I hear Black person say they don’t see a problem with other races saying nigga they’re either from NY or Cali, never fails 😂

Olive pope sitting up on the phone with a white man cackling about a Black civil rights leader having an affair. She was down bad 😂😂

I was looking for a sign to move. I checked my email today and see a job offer in the area I was looking to move to. I never even applied for the job.

Absolutely, I’m a firm believer in there is someone (or multiple someone’s) for everyone.

I guess 30’s mean a perpetual state of horniness 🥹

She’s a fiancé!!!! My man my man my man my babyyyyy 😆😝❤️🥹☺️ I cannot believe this happened today

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My grandpup got picked up by the pound. Free him till it’s backwards 💯

Cupid is such a good love ballad 10/10 no notes

Carter Wear designs are very creative

Got this sleep study scheduled 🎉

Not Thee D’Angelo 😩🥺💔

Now why did a locktober thread have me bricked up

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How’d you exercise your free will today?

Can’t wait for this Destin Conrad concert 🥹

Gen V has been so good this season

My meat hate to see my hand coming

He was probably in Atlanta celebrating being out 😂😂

Which protest was it when that white lady was screaming in that baby’s face? I just randomly remembered that and burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Perfect weather for side strokes

Woke up and decided “not today!” Mental health day it is and back to sleep I go!