I gotta get my TikTok into 2026! All these old ass videos is annoying

Laaawd Dawson is dead?!?!

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I’m a Tree I am in pain Because I’m dying from acid rain

So let’s talk about it:

Also… WHO is hating and harming the Jews? And what do NIGGAS have to do with that?!?

Ngl… the amount of commercials for GLP-1s was concerning.

Today’s the day!!! Getting my hair retwisted!!! God is so good! Life is amazing! The tank is clean and we are getting out of he-

Had a run in with a bi man last night that has officially removed them from my dating sphere.

A grandmother steals a seat being saved at a graduation. Seated Rivalry

I wannabe an affiliate to some companies.

The Impossible Lead the Way Breakdown Baby doll 100%

Suga Mama x Beyonce

There are so many voices around me. I just want everybody to SHUT THE FUCK UP

Black men who don’t do the head nod <<<

A man.

“Closer” x Goapele I HATE that song with all my energy. If I die, I hope to disappear the song from existence with me so that no one else has to endure it

Exposing me to white porn is a blockable offense. ESPECIALLY during BHM!

A plump booty to rub would surely improve my mood.

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Somebody make me a BHM avatar with the eyes and kufi please 😭🫣

Stretching $140 until next Tuesday

I try not to be judgmental but once you start popping percs and shit, idk if we can continue our friendship. I draw the line at drugs that come from the earth. Once you cross into recreational pharmaceutical territory, you leave me behind.

I started a new journal prompt and I love the way it holds me accountable. I start with the prompting phrase and just write until I grasp the message of the day. The prompt is: “If I loved myself, I would…” and I focus on the positive aspects of my goals “…eat better foods for my health…” Try it

Boy BYE You stay waitstin time No you NEVA tried You said this for LIFE But you now you LIED catch you every time like…

I’m at 230lbs. Tbh, I don’t wanna lose the WEIGHT I just wanna drop a few INCHES. Like… if I could COMFORTABLY be back in my 34x32 pants from a 36x34 and keep my XL shirts, I’d be joyful.

If ya STATUS AIN’T HOOOOOOOOD

I put the “Crazy in Love” run in EVERYTHING

Ngl, I feel left out often but my friends having drama reminds me that I’m actually pretty close to being AT PEACE! No drama. Nobody to chase around. No messiness. I may be alone a lot but look what I’m missing lol.

Folks can’t play with you if you stake your ball and go home. I’m going home.

Playing Tom Collins in RENT at Virginia Samford Theater in Birmingham, AL. Be my date and come to the show! Or send someone you know in the area to the show!

I slept the whole night. What an odd sensation.

I can’t drive with a pony tail in my head. Or and protruding style, really. Discomfort abounds

One of the managers being on Grindr at work is so funny to me, lol. I wanna get back on just to see what he be talkin about

Cunty Cunty Cunty Cunty Cunty Cunty Cunty DEVIL on mah shooouldaaa

I’m never one to pull somebody out of the closet but it’s this one guy in my city who is the GAYEST thing in the world! All he posts about is homosexuality in the. Most roundabout ways and it’s so exhausting.

If I’m working out and I gotta boo boo in the middle of it, I feel like I really did a good job lol

Isaiah Rashad said “the way you suck a dick, you get a B+” What does he/she need to get the other 1.5 points?

If I lose myself, I lose it all.

The sign. The face.

BUT you married him. But YOU married him. But you MARRIED him. But you married HIM.

So when are we ready to @ ppl for reposting HWITE porn on the skyline?

I feel autistic af doing these legos at my desk while ignoring the beep of these incoming emails lol

Still love him. Alexa! Play “Always Will” by Tweet😔

Something about the booty pops on the “Liberian Girl” dance always looks sloppy. Idk why cuz the rest of the dance EATS but everyone looses precision on that part lol

This is why I need a 24 hour Walmart. I need a place to go at midnight to walk around and tire myself out

I gotta get some gay friends this year. All of my current ones are getting married. My girl friends are getting booed up and my lack of interaction with my community is keeping me a third wheel. I’m a hidden gem begging to be dug up, lol. I need exposure

Maybe it won’t be so bad having a gut if I just build up everything else cuz it don’t seem to be budging at all! lol