Ordered UberEats last night and my ex-plug/sneaky link texted me like “I’ve got your Popeyes” I def put on some cologne so he hugged me up and said “ooh you smell good” 🙂‍↕️ bird behavior but it needed to be done

Hour later update:

As requested, me and this BBC 😵‍💫

I don’t appreciate @rickykavin1213.bsky.social attacking me for living out my dreams in the privacy of my own home

When you send a text and two seconds later there’s an incoming call

Playfully flirting with straight men is an advanced skill. But once you’ve got it…

Oh…. How Sway was made for me. Thank you Summer 🥹

Anderson on this Summer song….

Y’all know bout this sexy ass Keyshia Cole deep cut?

Pretty sure it was @justsway.bsky.social

Hey @justsway.bsky.social thanks for being a real OG

#TittyTuesday since I haven’t participated in awhile 🙂‍↕️

✌🏽

“This what you wanted”

Fuckmythroatoffthebedsky

Pulling into work when I want cause my productivity outshines my timeliness

Question for you. If you’re scared of heights and about to do something heights-related, would you say something in advance… or wait until you’re driving a Jeep with the top down on the side of a mountain with no guard rail?

If you see this, post an anime you love

The fine shit fit. While hoes wore jeans and sperry’s

Got a business casual event for work tomorrow and I’m about to remind the office that I’m the “fine shit” hire

He was my gay awakening 😮‍💨🥰

Just went to pick up a case of water while I was grocery shopping and when I got up, this older black lady was behind my cart and said “that’s a nice squat young man”

4 NOMINATIONS?????!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I need a good night of debauchery with my homegirls

Overton. Wakefield. Jones. 😮‍💨

Scruffy.

Taking your work clothes off at the end of the day on Friday is the most freeing feeling

My cat hearing the intro to Folded for the 128428563rd time since June

Guess who hit the gym

And did!!!

She waited until right after the elections were over to put her hand out begging for money again..

One thing about Drake, when there’s a chill in the air and you need some moody shit to listen to, he’s got an endless supply to scratch that itch

The exact moment I decided I needed chocolate chip cookies

Stood my ground on an issue at work and actually came out on the other side with the result I wanted 🫨

Me currently

that liquor beat my ass last night

Dexter and Dee Dee after another day hiding the lab downstairs from their parents 🧪🩰

It was at this point I knew the liquor had taken over 🥴

¿where the niggas at with the dreads?

Hey Gurl!

Halloween 🥊

Halloween with Dexter and Dee Dee 🧪🩰

Let’s bring this back. ROLL CALL!! Reskeet if you’re in the 🏳️‍🌈 fam w/ #AddBlackGaySky

But he can say whatever he wants cause look at the outcome

If you see me out in NY tomorrow, say hi and I’m buying us a shot 🫶🏽

My unserious ass barber: Okay Sway, this color look good but idk what you doing with this thin part in the back here. You got about 4 haircuts left Me:

Coworker who's never spoken on my appearance just said I look like Malcolm X….

Thank you Cécred 🧡

My community don’t play about me cause I don’t play about my community

I need Cécred to carry me through what I’m about to put my hair through tomorrow