Well don't I feel stupid

Got some oyster mushrooms at the farmers market and found a recipe with wild rice and made blackened mahi mahi and shrimp and some basil lemonade. 🍽️🍜

JJ Redick at his first team meeting of the season after talking to ChatGPT for 12 straight hours the night before: Has anyone ever tried putting 6 guys on the floor

Hi Bluesky! I just launched my Big Cartel fabric art shop, and I was wondering if you could help spread the word? All of my creations are designed, hand-sewn, and hand-embroidered by me. Any sales are colossally appreciated. jeremycreature.bigcartel.com

Ghost mountain.

waiting for the edible to kick in

damn

Also if you see the auroral ovals like this, you should probably head to your bunker or start writing papers immediately

Crimson gaze alert🚨👀: The greater coucal (Centropus sinensis) proves that style can be equal parts menace and elegance🖤✨. Photo: Lee. #Biodiversity #Wildlife #Birds #Birding #WildlifePhotography #NaturePhotography

Working on snacks and dessert.

Meteorologist: This is a serious situation. Earth: 80085

My Crochet Today40-inch Crocheted Door Draft Stopper Snake: Proceeds of sale goes towards the dogs vet bills. Thank you debbiecrochets.etsy.com/listing/4376...

yeah we're into LLMs (Large Lamb-bridge Models)

Every time my husband says he wishes there was something to make a craft thing easier, I will be like “there is!” I only know because I watch way too many craft making videos.

🐾From rescue to rehabilitation, from surrogacy to sanctuary… It takes a village to save a species 🦦 Meet Owin and Matti, two southern sea otters whose journeys are a true testament to the power of partnership in conservation. 🧡

NEVER FORGET: The GOP party of PRO LIFE lets American children die from being unvaccinated for the flu when the efficacy of Vaccines are PROVEN to SAVE lives.

Trying some new stuff on my hair this morning.

"We're going to have a kangaroo talk about baby carriers." "Super cute. Is the costume good or will we have to hide its odd and off-putting facial features in the silhouette of a setting sun? Haha." ... "Haha. Ha. Ha..." ... "Ha. ... Oh, come on." "The kangaroo will have a very cute voice."

When people have big houses, do they just go sit in a different room every day.

A doctor believed me and ordered all the tests, so y’all aren’t going to be able to tell me shit for like a month.

Worth the electrocution risk? You decide. (ty again great friend @insanemistress.bsky.social 🖤)

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My Crochet Today: Crochet Slipper Bed Socks Booties Blue Shades and White Size 9 10. Proceeds of sales go towards past/future vet bills. Thank you debbiecrochets.etsy.com/listing/4376...

There is a security camera in the basement that you can use the app to call through, so every time my husband is down there, I say ʰᵉˡˡᵒ very softly.

Have been wandering around the house the past 3 hrs, trying to remember what to do, and just totally forgetting to take my afternoon dose of adderall.

Do not ask me about cheese while high.

I don't understand why Jared Leto

the 9 percent of women who get their news through Nextdoor:

Went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and didn’t get any anesthetic, and it felt weird.

Pancakes for breakfast. 🥞 🍽️🍜

When Amazon Studios and Ben Affleck confirms they are making THE ACCOUNTANT 3

Forgot to tell the doctor that before I started falling down earlier this year, my Apple Watch was like hey, you’re going to fucking fall, right before it happened.

You know what are really good, but something I don’t eat a lot? Artichokes. Need to make this soon. www.budgetbytes.com/spinach-arti...

Every time the one that hangs out behind our house, that has eaten all the squirrels, shows up, the blue jays get fucking pissed.

Got home from the trip and slept 5 hrs.

My husband always asks me how to put things together because he can’t do 3D in his mind and sometimes I get high and sit around thinking about taking vacuums apart in my head.

This flag looks bigger than the one that the car dealership had on HWY 220 in Madison NC.

mRNA is amazing

I don’t usually like the thc chocolate bars, but this one is very good. They have lot of diff stuff in Buffalo at the dispensaries than in Syracuse. Even got some actual RSO finally. Also a lime ade drink.

Oh man. That doctor was nice. Idk what to do with that. Have to get a head and neck MRI, blood work, an EMG, and VNG. Will hopefully know what’s going on by mid November.

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

siri ENHANCE

I am being informed that it’s not hot in the doctor’s office. I am sweating though.

Saying “Just fuck me up” when the waiter asks how many Shirley Temples I want

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I stg credit scores are made up, have been paying one of my credit cards off, and my score went down.

Is anyone feeling ‘Promiscuous’ tonight? Nelly Furtado and Timbaland are! #paws4music youtu.be/0J3vgcE5i2o?...

✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured