The death penalty but it only applies to one ethnic group in the seperate courts you’ve set up to try them in www.nytimes.com/2026/03/30/w...

What a writer thinks ISN’T political is always a huge tell. Even something as straightforwardly man vs nature as To Build A Fire is about toxic masculinity—“Any man who was a man could travel alone.”

There's a better way to deal with Twitter tbh.

Holy shit lol

The thing about AI is that I understand there are tasks you would like technology to do for you, makes all the sense in the world, but I have no idea why any of those tasks would be “write a book” or “perform a song” or “act in a movie” or a lot of the rest of this shit

Cointerpoint: The candidate who says, "My sole purpose in running for office is to disempower, impoverish and/or imprison the corrupt Trump crime family and their enablers" is the best candidate.

every single person actively involved in the college republicans in 2026 is the worst person you’ve ever met basically no exceptions

is there some reason they dress him as Dracula now

Wait, we actually have a “Karoline Leavitt didn’t like looking like a turkey in a photo, the White House complained and managed to get a news agency to pull the photo, which will now make it the most famous photo ever taken of her” story? This is the stuff dreams are made of.

Ben Gvir's equivalent in US politics would be literally if the leader of the Aryan Nations splinter group The Order were elected to Congress and given a cabinet position instead of dying in a shootout with the FBI. It's difficult to explain how much of a supremacist extremist Ben Gvir is.

The law applies a 9.9% income tax on income over $1 million.

This is why after "punish the villains" we are doing "toddler new deal." National policies like treat people the way you want to be treated, clean up after yourself, share your toys

You probably know Pete Hegseth for being a wildly incompetent alcoholic rapist. But, did you know he's also incredibly corrupt?

a middle term solution would be shipping netanyahu and trump to the hague.

It's amazing, disturbing and frightening how left-wing criticism of Israel is reframed as antisemitism while right-wing criticism of the existence of Jewish people is reframed as skepticism of Israel. Like what the fuck

"We saw you from across the room and were wondering if you minded the feeling of cold steel on your skin."

“It’s just been insane. I’m going into federal court to get a federal judge to tell ICE and the immigration judge that they have to play by the rules.”

IMO this response can be taken as a full endorsement of the concentration camp.

"The rich are killing us. Tax extreme wealth" Stencil seen in Leeds, UK

Not. Inspected. At. All. 😨

I, for one, look forward to watching a bunch of newly minted _MARINES_ just beat the ever loving fuck out of some ICE agents

1. start a pointless war 2. target the families of your troops 3. ?????????? 4. America’s great again baby

This week, participants in the resistance to ICE in Minnesota will begin speaking tours around the country to discuss what they learned in the process of confronting Operation Metro Surge. You can find the details about the events here: crimethinc.com/breakicetour Help us get the word out!

John Lithgow will be remembered only for being a piece of shit, his obituaries will spend like 4 paragraphs describing his role as a colossal piece of shit and then hurriedly mention like one of his previous roles. "Before being a huge piece of shit, he voice-acted Lord Farquaad in Shrek."

Do not surrender in advance. Make them kill you.

Stephen Miller allegedly urged Department of Homeland Security agents to “force confrontations” with protesters in Minneapolis in order to win a “PR battle." trib.al/NcbpdiX

This is what you do with fame.

A long time ago it became clear to me that being smart didn't mean you couldn't also be very, very dumb.

can someone who does military history tell me if the side that raises its recruiting age to admit old stoners is usually the side that's winning

I was talking to someone today who had literally no idea JK Rowling was a bigot. They're never online, they saw the movies and liked them, and planned on watching the show. I told them about Rowling's behavior and they're disgusted; but they sincerely had never heard it before. I'm saying this bc

articles that write about how "important" immigrant workers are to "the economy" without ever acknowledging that the reason they are important is that they can be treated worse for less pay

This is called “strategic defeat.” You have ended up in a worse position than before you began, with your adversary, while battered, emerging in a stronger position than before.

DEATH CULT.

I’m about to start crowdfunding for a film I would like to make that’s an improvised comedy à la Christopher Guest/ Mike Leigh. I’m gonna be mildly annoying about it but only because I’m extremely excited about it and unfortunately Hollywood is dead seedandspark.com/fund/treasur...

rax king vindicated as longtime dylan hater suck it jabronis

police lie, and have no duty to protect you

Going out of your way to complain about or decry things ‘being political’ is Dog Whistle Politics 101.

Everyone has made the “social issues are central to the show” point, but also: If you want to say you prefer the action-heavy episodes, that’s fine. It’s just… there aren’t that many episodes that are even particularly action-heavy? It’s mostly a show about a branch office holding meetings in space.

They keep stealing shit from the people they detain. Remember how they took that kid’s cell phone and sold it for cash? Just straight up lawless gangsters

It is wild to me that “pro-Israel” figures and the government in that country will just never grapple with the obvious reality that the scale of collapsing popular support for them in the US is solely their fault

Democrats in the Federal Government: "We are writing a letter to President Trump asking him to please cut the funding to ICE by 3%" Ethel, a 72 year old "vote blue no matter who" Dem supporter with "coexist" stickers on everything she owns: "I want to see the doge boys get capital punishment."

Changes that Republicans made to SNAP will kick a lot of people off food stamps starting April 1. If you can, please support your local food bank. www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/...

*laughs in getting back to normal after Columbine* *laughs in getting back to normal after 9-11* *laughs in getting back to normal after Covid* *laughs in getting back to normal after tons of other stuff between and before all that*

I must once again trot out the revealing anecdote: Disney execs were shown beautiful scenery from a superhero movie. They wanted to know what technology was used. They had to be told that the cinematographer pointed a camera at scenery that existed and photographed it. 🤯 These are not smart people

Excited to see they’re building a new Winchester Mystery House in Washington D.C.

hey, if AI proponents hadn’t been making up nonsense about AI tools while forcing them on us, then maybe people wouldn’t reflexively block AI tools, even when they actually work. that’s not on normies for being rational consumers. that’s on AI proponents for being systematically full of shit

In other news, Charles Ponzi denounces cryptocurrency as “some kind of a scheme, I don’t know if there’s a name for it”

"we should never do litmus tests" is one of those things that consultants think sounds smart but falls apart if you think about it for two fucking seconds