Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy: www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...

I'm trying to reset my armpits by not wearing deoderant for a few days

give greta thunberg a gundam

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

ok I said I liked this new one more than tortured poets but I'm revisiting TP and actually Showgirl is so bad that it's making TP sound pretty good

*prince voice* little moist towelette

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

the way Gareth already knows exactly what’s gonna happen…he loves his best friend but can’t a guy drink his soda in peace just once…just ONE lunch without theatrics

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends tech weirdo: and shitheads np: no just my friends tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender? np: we just want to hang out and goof around tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then np: no shitheads tw: not following

am pleased to report that the new AFI album slaps, so there's that at least

The state goons are powerless before the awesome might of someone in an inflatable frog costume, and you seriously expect me to believe the situation is hopeless?

This is the truth. This is my belief. At least for now

one truth the stranger things fandom doesn't wanna confront is that modern day eddie would be on 4chan

I am so jealous of little animals who can curl up into a little circle. That's gotta be the best nap you can take.

they're calling her "the coolest person who has ever been alive"

Steve in Mrs Click's class: I wouldn't want to be an astronaut, it must be so weird to be up there for five years and come back and everyone is older and you haven't aged a day Robin: ihateyouihateyouihateyou

I ended up on swifty TikTok and the comments are absolutely killing me. "9th grade slam poetry", [a photo of boiled chicken], "album for cop wives", "If Taylor wrote this that's bad, if ChatGPT wrote this that's worse, and if Travis wrote this I'm actually kind of proud of him".

You really do have to give it up to Greta Thunberg like for real, what can you ever say

sometimes you look through old sketchbooks and find out you were cooking

i still laugh at my Joke

Frankie made bread and now he's carrying the loaf around the apartment and giving it little kisses

so cute when he’s trying to look scary 😭😭😭 grrrr (also..Steve control yourself with the panting and blushing there are children present)

do u think he’d feel better if i popped him in the microwave real quick

Hit tweet

Mrs Kelce world tour

it's called lotr because you can do a lotr of posts about it

well my name's Taylor and i'm here to say that i've taken his member in a christ-approved way

It is extremely funny that the dirtiest thing she could think of was “I have sex with my boyfriend and he has a penis and I am attracted to that penis and sometimes it goes in my vagina”

My opinion is that if Taylor is going to write lyrics like this she should make a country album and lean into it. Caveat: I will take any opportunity to encourage any musician to make a country album

really disappointed that Taylor Swift hasn’t pivoted to shoegaze yet

i just think speculating that he's kicked it any time he's out of the public eye for a few days is hilarious and im gonna keep doing it until it's true

i think he might be dead

01. Distance #kinktober

It happened to me: I got horny listening to taylor swift sing about her dick in 'father figure'

kas eddie, while steve is actively trying to kill him:

RIP to every bookseller currently being asked to pre-order this edition

Watching the good wife, a show about the most beautiful women in the world being annoyed by some white men

[Interior, FBI Crime Lab, Scully & Mulder look over The Grinch's corpse in the autopsy room] Scully: Odd, his heart appears to have been 3 sizes larger than normal, but there's stretch marks on his aorta, as if it grew suddenly. What could've done this? Mulder: Not what, who. Cindy Lou Who.

it's all "cannibalism as a metaphor for love," and horror film stills, and chain necklaces from fast fashion companies until an artist takes the genre and their craft seriously. until it gets too real, and you're forced to confront that "gross" and "afraid" live so close to curiosity and desire.

if anything I find it more "problematic" that so many people seem fine with shallow, aesthetic approaches to death, gore, and abuse but want nothing to do with the real meat of the genre. the terror, the eroticism, the question of "what makes a monster, am (I) a monster," the loneliness, the abject.

Sex work? I sure hope it does

Homophobic that I have my period on my birthday

eddie with a cum bubble coming out his nose bc the head he gave was too enthusiastic :/

Jem got me these for my birthday

AI actress Tilly Norwood has tragically passed away while filming her first movie with director A Hologram of John Landis

A lot of people I know are going the “actually I’m getting rid of all social media” route and that’s fine I love that for them but here’s the thing about me: if i stop posting i will die

Become ungovernable