on waynednesday we all wear plaid. #WayneWednesady

i know this how wayne munson be glaring after he was introduced to eddie's new "friend" steve harrington knowing damn well his nephew's gay awakening was james dean in rebel without a cause.

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actually the most unrealistic thing in stranger things is eddie munson being described as running and or on the run cause let me tell ya, that boy is a skedaddler if ever i saw one.

omega steve just being obsessed with hot water bottles. not just for relieving cramps or whatever but he loves the weight of them, the warmth and soft squishyness - he can almost pretend it's his pup. meanwhile alpha eddie trembling, sweating and whimpering in the corner cause he wants to give+

I miss them.. #EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #StrangerThingsfanart #steveharrington #Steddie

right now steve is frantically running around family video for the last copy of friday the 13th cause it's eddie's favorite day while eddie is frantically running around the big buy for chocolates and roses cause valentine's is steve's favorite day

i think rockstar eddie munson is devastated by the introduction of drafts on here because now that cute steve guy who's been dming him all of his unhinged thoughts and rambles posts for safe keeping won't have to do that anymore.

eddie stands topless doing chicken wing manuevers for a good ten to fifteen minutes cause he'll be damned if his t-shirt touches damp deodorant.

40 y/o Rockstar Eddie Munson and his favourite groupie 🖤 #steddie

the way steve would find this at the flea market and buy it for eddie thinking he could add it to his obscure trinket collection/use it as a d&d prop or something but eddie will use any given opportunity to daintily pop open his little rat coin purse and tell everyone his boyfriend got it for him

steve and robin open a little pottery studio called the clay agenda

y'know i really wasn't planning on seeing this movie cause i just don't care for the beatles (im sorry okay they just ain't my vibe) but honestly, that man right there can spit on me any damn day of the week

steve gets really into baking but asks eddie to measure out all of the dry ingredients. eddie has a natural talent for accuracy okay. steve is just including his boyfriend in his hobbies. it's completely wholesome. no other reason.

wayne is done. he's had enough. he opens all the windows & doors. when his idiot nephew asks him "wtf are you doing? it's freezing. i told you steve was coming over tonight" for the first time in his life wayne raises his voice & says "do you want to snuggle & bump bellies with that boy or not?!"

eddie does a little squeal and a shimmy when he gets into bed. double shimmy/leg kick combo if the sheets are freshly clean.

so is wayne munson kip's dad coded or is kip's dad wayne munson coded?

i do think eddie comes home from band practice to find steve and wayne on the couch wearing sheet masks and watching the game with a few beers while talking mad shit about anyone within a ten mile radius actually

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let me tell you, im on ep3 and 8 minutes in but kip and elena are already filling the stobin shaped hole season 5 left in my heart

you know what? fine. i'll sit down and watch the hocgay show then.

Never leaving #steddie behind. Some scenes of #StrangerThings5 kind of felt like this all over again!!! ❤️‍🩹

“𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝗱𝗼𝗴” 𝗳𝗶𝗰//𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 @t4teddiemunson.bsky.social 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 #steddie 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗳𝗶𝗰 ~

five more minutes sweetheart ✨💤 steddie | steve harrington | eddie munson | nsfw

look all im saying is there is not an unreasonably high probability that wayne and eddie have, at some point in their lives, left each other the bath water.

can someone just take the google doc log in away from the duffers please.

eddie melts at the fact that steve still describes it as sitting "criss cross applesauce". like twenty minutes ago that very same man was panting the most diabolical, ungodly, downright heinous filth into his ear and now he's sitting cwiss cwoss applesauce with his wittle wegs on the fwoor.

"i'll just quickly write a rough draft of this valentine's porn without plot one-shot," they said. "just to get the brain worms out," they said. "then i'll be able to focus on the next chapter of my actual fic," they said. ... neither of them are naked yet. there is nary a sock on that floor.

i swear i'll stop my bullshit and move on but they didn't do a single reconnaissance mission! we're just going to pop into this new dimension. we don't know what the terrain is, the physics, if the air is breathable or if vecna's dehydrated spider lair is within reasonable walking distance. nothing!

there was a wasp in my kitchen. don't like wasps, don't like killing insects either. tried to trap it under a glass but it was too quick. tried to waft it out the window, then the door. when that didn't work tried spraying it with water to weigh down it's wings so I could take it outside but

my torment has ceased and the wips are wipping 😁

the interviews are bad enough but if there was any doubt to the duffers arrogance and their clear disdain for their own fans and audience, i need folk to remember they had hopper draw a helicopter. it's a small detail in the grand scheme of things, but seriously, who was it for?

so what exactly did the so called "genius" duffer brothers actually do?

personally i think instead of jonathan and steve having beef exclusively over nancy, steve should have been indifferent to the clash but absolutely fuuucked with big audio dynamite

man accessorized his "end of the world/inter-dimensional space travel" fit but chose to wear this to his son's graduation. absolutely not.

also was the actual side effect of inhaling all that upside down dust making you behave significantly older than you are cause why were robin, steve, jonathan and nancy acting like they'd snuck away from their actual children's graduation to reminisce about the good old days.

i've just watched the #st5 finale and tbh i really like that linda hamilton was cast to just get in and out of vehicles and stare menacingly and sometimes slightly confused into empty rooms 🙃

honestly at this point i would not be surprised if we're getting a sopranos ending for season 5

#st5 spoilers. "who's going to fly a chopper through the wormhole"... i don't know maybe our glorious king that served in the 101st airborne! but nooo they had to kill off and sideline the marvellous munsons for a creepy cult of annoying kids storyline.

in other news... 😮 i fear we, the steddie collective, have been sleeping on a prime opportunity.

#st5 spoilers. i have accepted that this season is just thoroughly disappointing and not worth the three year wait or hype imo. hooowever, mr scott clarke saying "mellon" in that alpha daddy dom voice? 👀

#st5 get him again dustin, get him for me

i really hope steve is sitting in his favorite, comfiest spot on the couch. eddie's sprawled on the floor, resting against steve's leg while he scribbles down a first draft of a new campaign and wayne is humming in the kitchen preparing far too much food for a family of three 🥰

holding out hope the clash's magnificent seven will play over scenes of hop, el, kali, and jonathan, nancy, steve and dustin in the upside down. if not my disappointment will be immeasurable and my day will be ruined.

are the people who have rapid flash bright white lights on their tree okay? like, live your life but why are we sitting in your beige living room with the same lighting situation of a dank warehouse during the insomnia drop...

still thinking about eddie making his grand undead entrance. he's trying to look all cool and villainous and shit with his colony of demo bats and blood drippy fangs but he clocks steve's bratty little backwards cap and leather jacket and he just

you know what though, i think it was really sweet of steve to get all rugged up for his reunion with his metalhead boyfriend. man really said "imma gonna make that undead bitch cum his pants so hard"

thinking about eddie's kid writing that they would like someone to love their dad (he's really cool and funny) and possibly a monster manual-if it's not too much trouble- for their angel tree list and it's steve who picks up the tag 😭 honestly just throw me in a fucking well or something

genuine question, how many pages deep were you into the search results before you discovered the filters on ao3? i have theories what need substantiated...