rockstar eddie munson having an intricate tattoo of a flower on his arm and fans start getting the tattoo as well. he has to smile and play it cool when fans show him their matching tattoos because what they don't know is the center of that flower is actually an impression of steve's booty hole.

the warmer seasons are for eddie to objectify steve in his tiny little shorts while the colder months are for steve to objectify eddie in his grey sweatpants

this is eddie tripped out of his ass wearing his jim jams trying to seduce steve and convince him to come to bed... they're not dating.

eddie isn't the third wheel when he hangs out with robin and steve but he is the "me three!"

confused, perplexed and slightly unsettled by a flavor of my cats food just being "ocean fish" because well, yes but also the implication of there being such a thing as "land fish".

i think the most stressful day of wayne munson's life was not the day he found out eddie's mom had died, nor was it the day a broken and bruised eddie showed up on his doorstep or the day he found the cunningham girl dead in his trailer but was in actual fact the day steve & eddie offered to help+

sometimes i wonder what increasingly ridiculous excuses max has to come up with to explain away steve's happy screams coming from over yonder when el sleeps over cause i know my girl isn't about to out someone but eddie and steve are not even remotely subtle.

i know steve harrington was lying through his damn teeth saying four pumps of the farrah fawcett spray. sir, that is hair pull bed head from eddie munson going fuckwild on your ass every morning and i shant be convinced otherwise.

i still think wayne and eddie's favorite past time is to go around the hoa neighborhoods and tell random folk ken and alice are thinking of painting their house a bright magenta. are ken and alice real? no, no they are not. is the ensuing chaos absolutely hilarious? yes, yes it is.

steve planning a romantic but inexpensive date night. he draws a bath, uses the fancy bubbles. all very candlelight and relaxing music. he puts some wine in a bucket to chill, even scatters some rose petals in the water. but, alas, he didn't know eddie

robin: my problem is when it comes to flirting im the same as nipples on a man. utterly useless eddie: uh wrong! you can suck em, lick em, pinch em, pull em, twist em, flick em, bop em... robin: thanks for that eddie. *stares at steve with intense judgement*

very serious and important question, who is hoarding all of the wayne munson father figure edits in a secret private collection and who would like to join me in the heist?

eddie would 100000% propose to steve like "so, how would you feel about not being compelled to testify against me in court?"

there is nothing more toxic, more deadly than sitting down to read a new book and discovering it is written in the first person. excuse me but "i" didn't do shit, stop projecting onto me.

genuinely flummoxed that with like 9 mins total of screentime wayne munson pulled the hottest moves by casually shrugging "figure it's some kind of leak" instead of getting halfway up a ladder & having a full on red faced crash out about the "moron" that did any previous repair work. king shit 🥵

i feel like if steve did the whole "telling my boyfriend my tampon is stuck" thingy eddie would just be like "oh don't you worry baby" and take off his rings to start washing his hands without a moments dilly dally.

quiet. #steddie #eddiemunson #steveharrington

alright, hear me out. wayne and little eddie are just napoleon and lafayette from the aristocats.

steve loves eddie. would die for him but is absolutely sickened by the fact his boyfriend can lather up a bar of irish spring and scrub his face into oblivion and still have silky smooth glowing skin while steve can't deviate in the slightest from his 10 step routine without breaking the fuck out.

#Steddie #Steveharrington #EddieMunson

The entire Polaroid set #steddie #fanart

on waynednesday we all wear plaid. #WayneWednesady

i know this how wayne munson be glaring after he was introduced to eddie's new "friend" steve harrington knowing damn well his nephew's gay awakening was james dean in rebel without a cause.

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actually the most unrealistic thing in stranger things is eddie munson being described as running and or on the run cause let me tell ya, that boy is a skedaddler if ever i saw one.

omega steve just being obsessed with hot water bottles. not just for relieving cramps or whatever but he loves the weight of them, the warmth and soft squishyness - he can almost pretend it's his pup. meanwhile alpha eddie trembling, sweating and whimpering in the corner cause he wants to give+

I miss them.. #EDDIEMUNSON #StrangerThings #StrangerThingsfanart #steveharrington #Steddie

right now steve is frantically running around family video for the last copy of friday the 13th cause it's eddie's favorite day while eddie is frantically running around the big buy for chocolates and roses cause valentine's is steve's favorite day

i think rockstar eddie munson is devastated by the introduction of drafts on here because now that cute steve guy who's been dming him all of his unhinged thoughts and rambles posts for safe keeping won't have to do that anymore.

eddie stands topless doing chicken wing manuevers for a good ten to fifteen minutes cause he'll be damned if his t-shirt touches damp deodorant.

40 y/o Rockstar Eddie Munson and his favourite groupie 🖤 #steddie

the way steve would find this at the flea market and buy it for eddie thinking he could add it to his obscure trinket collection/use it as a d&d prop or something but eddie will use any given opportunity to daintily pop open his little rat coin purse and tell everyone his boyfriend got it for him

steve and robin open a little pottery studio called the clay agenda

y'know i really wasn't planning on seeing this movie cause i just don't care for the beatles (im sorry okay they just ain't my vibe) but honestly, that man right there can spit on me any damn day of the week

steve gets really into baking but asks eddie to measure out all of the dry ingredients. eddie has a natural talent for accuracy okay. steve is just including his boyfriend in his hobbies. it's completely wholesome. no other reason.

wayne is done. he's had enough. he opens all the windows & doors. when his idiot nephew asks him "wtf are you doing? it's freezing. i told you steve was coming over tonight" for the first time in his life wayne raises his voice & says "do you want to snuggle & bump bellies with that boy or not?!"

eddie does a little squeal and a shimmy when he gets into bed. double shimmy/leg kick combo if the sheets are freshly clean.

so is wayne munson kip's dad coded or is kip's dad wayne munson coded?

i do think eddie comes home from band practice to find steve and wayne on the couch wearing sheet masks and watching the game with a few beers while talking mad shit about anyone within a ten mile radius actually

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let me tell you, im on ep3 and 8 minutes in but kip and elena are already filling the stobin shaped hole season 5 left in my heart

you know what? fine. i'll sit down and watch the hocgay show then.

Never leaving #steddie behind. Some scenes of #StrangerThings5 kind of felt like this all over again!!! ❤️‍🩹

“𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗹, 𝗜’𝗺 𝗮 𝗱𝗼𝗴” 𝗳𝗶𝗰//𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗖𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗮𝗯 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 @t4teddiemunson.bsky.social 𝘄𝗵𝗼 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝗲𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗶𝗳𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘆 #steddie 𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗸 𝗳𝗶𝗰 ~

five more minutes sweetheart ✨💤 steddie | steve harrington | eddie munson | nsfw

look all im saying is there is not an unreasonably high probability that wayne and eddie have, at some point in their lives, left each other the bath water.

can someone just take the google doc log in away from the duffers please.

eddie melts at the fact that steve still describes it as sitting "criss cross applesauce". like twenty minutes ago that very same man was panting the most diabolical, ungodly, downright heinous filth into his ear and now he's sitting cwiss cwoss applesauce with his wittle wegs on the fwoor.

"i'll just quickly write a rough draft of this valentine's porn without plot one-shot," they said. "just to get the brain worms out," they said. "then i'll be able to focus on the next chapter of my actual fic," they said. ... neither of them are naked yet. there is nary a sock on that floor.