so what exactly did the so called "genius" duffer brothers actually do?

personally i think instead of jonathan and steve having beef exclusively over nancy, steve should have been indifferent to the clash but absolutely fuuucked with big audio dynamite

man accessorized his "end of the world/inter-dimensional space travel" fit but chose to wear this to his son's graduation. absolutely not.

also was the actual side effect of inhaling all that upside down dust making you behave significantly older than you are cause why were robin, steve, jonathan and nancy acting like they'd snuck away from their actual children's graduation to reminisce about the good old days.

i've just watched the #st5 finale and tbh i really like that linda hamilton was cast to just get in and out of vehicles and stare menacingly and sometimes slightly confused into empty rooms 🙃

honestly at this point i would not be surprised if we're getting a sopranos ending for season 5

#st5 spoilers. "who's going to fly a chopper through the wormhole"... i don't know maybe our glorious king that served in the 101st airborne! but nooo they had to kill off and sideline the marvellous munsons for a creepy cult of annoying kids storyline.

in other news... 😮 i fear we, the steddie collective, have been sleeping on a prime opportunity.

#st5 spoilers. i have accepted that this season is just thoroughly disappointing and not worth the three year wait or hype imo. hooowever, mr scott clarke saying "mellon" in that alpha daddy dom voice? 👀

#st5 get him again dustin, get him for me

i really hope steve is sitting in his favorite, comfiest spot on the couch. eddie's sprawled on the floor, resting against steve's leg while he scribbles down a first draft of a new campaign and wayne is humming in the kitchen preparing far too much food for a family of three 🥰

holding out hope the clash's magnificent seven will play over scenes of hop, el, kali, and jonathan, nancy, steve and dustin in the upside down. if not my disappointment will be immeasurable and my day will be ruined.

are the people who have rapid flash bright white lights on their tree okay? like, live your life but why are we sitting in your beige living room with the same lighting situation of a dank warehouse during the insomnia drop...

still thinking about eddie making his grand undead entrance. he's trying to look all cool and villainous and shit with his colony of demo bats and blood drippy fangs but he clocks steve's bratty little backwards cap and leather jacket and he just

you know what though, i think it was really sweet of steve to get all rugged up for his reunion with his metalhead boyfriend. man really said "imma gonna make that undead bitch cum his pants so hard"

thinking about eddie's kid writing that they would like someone to love their dad (he's really cool and funny) and possibly a monster manual-if it's not too much trouble- for their angel tree list and it's steve who picks up the tag 😭 honestly just throw me in a fucking well or something

genuine question, how many pages deep were you into the search results before you discovered the filters on ao3? i have theories what need substantiated...

just thinking about steve, in bed, humping his stereo during eddie's after dark radio show. there's just something about his voice and the songs he plays that elicit the perfect vibrations to get steve off. Oh and they're not dating but that rogue edward munson knows damn well what he's doing.

this but also steve is an angel kind of guy but eddie prefers a star. eventually they just stick a picture of dolly parton on top of the tree so they can have the best of both worlds.

if chrissy had lived the cc boys would have called eddie "james ketfield" cause honestly, what in tarnation was that boy thinking. something stronger than weed you say? ah yes, ketamine ought to do it.

i just refuse to believe robin didn't immediately clock the quirky mug collection, anything but the ceiling light lighting situation and cozy autumnal color palette decor. like, sure eddie's wittering on about mattress stains but robin's thinking "this bitch is gay"

steve and eddie sitting at the top of the radio tower while the upside down burns below and the security perimeters around hawkins start to collapse really is an appropriate and acceptable place to kiss when you think about it

#st5 don't get me wrong there's a lot i loved in vol1 but idk if they're going to push the love triangle trope it would probably be good idea not to depict nancy as nothing but thoroughly frustrated and annoyed by the whole thing like +

#st5 also im kind of furious at "there's no way to dig eddie out of that" you mean like he couldn't scamper about the fucking tunnels none of the military seem to know about or he couldn't have gone incognito like el did for supposedly a year & a bit without being caught. miss me with that shit

#st5 spoilers ahead i just watched it aaand yes, i would like more of mrs wheeler absolutely shanking a demogorgon but why they making steve a dick 🤨 and do not look me in the eyebrows and tell me eddie wouldn't have been perfect for the benzo kidnap plotline

just two guys keeping each other warm #steddie #Strangerthings #Steveharrington #eddiemunson #safsart

steve stumbling dazed and disheveled into family video and when robin asks him what the hell happened, he immediately launches into a "i've seen things you people wouldn't believe" style monologue, including background music, but it's about getting absolutely railed by eddie munson

one of these days im going to upload a chapter and not find a whole bunch of spelling mistakes 0.5 seconds after posting 🫠

steve was curious why eddie always smelled vaguely of oven during the winter months until the first time he spent the holidays with the munsons. now he will unabashedly deck a child for even the quickest blast of that premium oven heat

do y'all think steve has asked eddie to recreate the aragorn bursting through the doors of helms deep scene and do we think eddie broke their bedroom door the first couple of times because he was maybe perhaps a bit too enthusiastic about the whole idea...

i just know whenever eddie is hand sewing on his patches he feels like a regency lady of leisure with many fine accomplishments

idk i just feel like the munsons would boycott thanksgiving

forever a sucker for steve taking care of eddie's curls while he recovers in hospital but when erica shows a rare glimpse of tenderness and cares for eddie's curls while he's in hospital? spectacular, gimme 14 of em right now

wayne munson is always the first to show up with a casserole or soup whenever someone is sick or just a little bit blue but always makes a point of saying "i'll be wanting that dish/tupperware back"

oh dear, the "i liked queen before stranger things" shenanigans have already started. call me crazy but im not sure how people would find music to listen to if they're not allowed to hear it from somewhere 🤨

im sorry but el vaulting over that fence was the funniest shit i've ever seen. what the fuck was that?!

steve having a full on gay crisis when the cc boys decided to do star wars costumes for halloween cause why is he thinking about grabbing eddie's princess leia buns while he uhm... y'know gets down on his knees

being struck down with the sickness has cured my creative block, unfortunately this only applies to new wips not current ones 🫠

something something the gang going as x files characters for halloween. robin and steve 100% convinced eddie is going to do some sort of pun with deep throat, instead he turns up in a horrifyingly accurate and truly traumatizing flukeman costume

haha this idea was too cute not to draw this real quick:)

steve telling eddie they're going to have a baby by presenting him with a teeny tiny version of his denim vest but instead of the dio patch it says dad is the same style with a stencil of eddie and his guitar 😭

i know wayne munson got them sam rockwell dance moves

its that time of year when wayne spends every minute of his free time making paper-mache helmets and chain mail out of soda can tabs for little eddie's halloween costumes. he could just buy him a mask or stick an old bed sheet on him but if his boy wants to be whatever the fuck a rohirrim is then

missed these freaks #steddie

Eddie Munson collab with @sensible-lemons.bsky.social !!!

eddie literally body slamming steve into a bisexual wakening after eddie pinned him during a wrestling match for gym class. steve had to pretend to writhe in pain to hide his boner and eddie got landed with a detention and that, my friends, is how the king and the freak beef started.

little daddy house shoes but it's rockstar eddie munson and his husband steve "some guy" harrington

i know half the steddie fandom is unhinged (affectionately) because y'all are writing eddie chilling at home, getting high in JEANS!

steddie's kid probably had their flabbers gasted when they found out there's a different version of the hush little baby song that isn't just that one bit in enter sandman

eddie has a good sniff and starts to float through the air whenever steve or wayne set out a freshly baked pie to cool by the window