you don't know me

#st5spoilers fics where hopper is inexplicably dadlike are so much funnier now that it seems like he doesn't gaf that el's dead like. at all. a few months later. like lmao what was all that for. fuck that guy.

gyus happy new year I love u all smmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mwah

Heated rugby match -for indieninja92 on tumblr - [ #art ]

hurt/no comfort |‼️ tw: straight eddie‼️ The thing is, Steve's hot. Objectively. Eddie knows it. He's heard girls swoon over him, he's heard his own buddy Jeff say he has a nice ass. He just. Doesn't. He doesn't feel it. He knows Steve's hot, but he's only ever been a friend. A friend who's saved

“Uncle Wayne, I had a nightmare. Can i sleep with you tonight?”

well

failmarriage steddie my beloveds

thinking about eddie who is so desperately in love with steve that he like. puts aside his dreams. he's like listen the whole rockstar and pursuing music thing was unrealistic anyway. and he's never wanted kids, is genuinely repulsed by the idea, but it's steve. he loves him. he can do this for him.

Something so fuckin’ delicious about desperate virgin Eddie fucking Steve into the mattress. No finesse, no rhythm, just the agonizing need that keeps Eddie rolling his hips, unwilling to leave the tight clutch of Steve’s body. Steve’s never been happier to just lie there and take it. #steddie 🔞

guys rq what was that book that was definitely steddie I don't remember

I don't want to make DECISIONS I want to DECOMPOSE in the SOIL

What a quote.

Their d&d references aren't even correct and they have the kids present them with this know it all this-is-science tone that is as insufferable as they are. It was supposed to be an allegory for them to deal with the trauma!! it's not even accurate in universe lmao

𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶… #steveharrington #dustinhenderson #strangerthings5

also guys. why do they keep saying will is a sorcerer. sorcerer as a class didn't exist in AD&D, which is what the kids would've been playing. like they used it to refer to mages sometimes but the way they are using sorcerer won't exist until like. 2014.

truly obsessed with backwards cap steve like,,, it’s the end of the world and he’s prepping for war and he still stopped to pull out his little slut strands i adore him

fics where joyce is inexplicably everyone's mom are even funnier to me now considering she barely parents like. jonathan. I say this with love I love a mom with a blatant favourite who barely thinks about the other one. makes things funnier.

Harry du Bois feeling extremely jealous of and desperate to impress and also outdo Benoit Blanc but distracted by how incredibly horny he is for Blanc and how much he wants to be him and also have sex with him. Says some of this out loud as everyone stares aghast

nancy wheeler 😔

has anyone done a steddie version of the town witch who puts a key on a cat's collar, and says anyone who can catch it gets to marry them? Eddie's the witch, and Steve is a knight who loves feeding stray cats. Or, more accurately, one particular stray cat.

#st5 rip the motherfuckin bimmer

#ST5 Steve making a solid plan and explaining it so well was so sexy to me. My boy was smarts! Always has been! No matter what! 🥰

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[gore, death, suicidal thoughts, HAPPY ENDING] When Eddie kills Gareth, it's an accident. He doesn't mean to. It's just. Something's wrong with Eddie. After—after everything. Something's. Not quite right. He can't sleep longer than three hours. He wakes up frightened and small and vicious and raw.

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tfw when youre desperate to know what your boy best friend thinks of your favorite movie

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imagine if eddie does come back but he immediately kills steve

they'll do anything but kiss #steddie

they'll do anything but kiss #steddie

💭 au where 🐰👁️ really did make robin and eddie love him and now the spell has broken 💭

thinking about tommy and carol going around school saying some truly vile things about male omegas but the SECOND steve presents they start threatening anyone who says anything derogatory with bodily harm. they aren't even friends with him anymore. it's the principle of the thing.

"your country is occupying half of latin america" girl my country is organising student protests against american organisations because they keep sending guys to lecture us about muslim terrorists

worst day ever: someone on the internet called me AMERICAN

my favorite thing about the benoit blanc movies is that they aren't really about benoit blanc. he is not grappling with demons from his past. we are not getting flashbacks to the husband whose murder he never solved. he just shows up and does his job like mary poppins for homicides

So there is already an ai-generated whitewashing campaign to bury the name of the Muslim man, Ahmed al Ahmed, who disarmed one of the Bondi Beach shooters, and replace his identity with a white guy name and that’s why even a thimble of our potable water powering this tech is too fucking much.

eddie comes home early from a weekend getaway bc he got in an argument with his friends and stomps into the trailer to find steve harrington in his tightey whiteys, sleepily making pancakes while wayne palms his dick. everyone is scarred for life. they never speak of this again.

I miss them....

[omegaverse] Despite his track record and Eddie's expectations, it's Steve who brings it up. It's after Steve's heat has broken. The day afterwards is always lazy and warm, feels sunlit and languid no matter the time of year. They're curled up in his nest, in Eddie's den.

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them, I think:

eddie watching wayne and benny talk in the family group chat

do u ever think about dustin hitting twenty one and then having the stark realisation that he is now older than eddie ever will be

my life is too short, too precarious and too precious not to be soaked in transness, faggotry and dykedom trans people are forever. camp is eternal. my fellow disabled beloveds are my constant. and despite the fact that i am sick and tired i am filled with radical love for my fellow human beings

thinking about 💭 dustin finding out that steve did in fact have a little secret relationship with eddie pre-s4, that sizzled out on account of steve's secrecy and eddie's general self esteem issues, and it only makes dustin despise steve a little bit more 💭

Izzy Hands

ST Season 5 omegaverse where once the quarantine is put on all omegas have to have chaperones and Steve's family are all outside the zone. So Steve moves Wayne Munson into Loch Nora.

also bc cisboy eddie from the show has long hair I'm imagining this eddie with a buzz..... sometimes she lets it get long enough to curl, but it never goes below her ears.... sometimes people will call her a boy in addition to the usual "dyke",

i'm imagining like. extremely masc eddie who would bite you as a kid if anyone called her edith or even edie. it's EDDIE. and she's dated mainly girls before this, not counting an ill-advised few months where she was convinced she was in love with reefer rick, of all people.