I literally only printed one page then turned it back off but bertie is now sitting on top of the printer waiting for something else to be printed

Our friend Rose is over and bertram just toddled into the hallway by the shoerack with his mouse toy and carefully deposited it inside their shoe So. I think he likes Rose Meanwhile Myrtle attacked their knee through the blanket so enthusiastically that she tumbled onto the floor

I said "Look, Bertram, this is a chair." And he said, "Don't mind if I do!"

We all know grubs are very smart (next question is, is cum vegan..?)

big dog//small chair

Meanwhile my beautiful little girl laid down on the floor and I couldn't bend to pet her so I stroked her little chest with my big toe and she gently laid her tiny little dainty cheek on my foot like it was a soft pillow for her princess head

judging by the fact that she's disconnected her doorbell speaker after saying "oh i'll bring it to you later" at 11am, i'm guessing that my neighbour sara in number 2 does not want to return my parcel

what's frustrating about having a chronic illness where pain and fatigue severely impact your function at times is that sometimes you'll restart the same tv episode or movie multiple times like ??? why am i not getting this??? and it turns out the problem was the show, not me

tired and in pain, was gonna spend all day in bed, but my delivery guy yesterday gave my parcel to some random woman on the other side of the property who is not just not part of my building but literally has like. her own weird door to the other building

Blog post about our experiences at Meanwood Market today, as well as some thoughts on further merchandise in future! johannestevans.co.uk/2025/09/21/m...

me, naive, a fool: oh my little baby child pussycat wants to cuddle with me on the bed <3 my cat, evil, on a mission of war: THESE BEASTS BENEATH THE QUILT... PATER'S FEET? NO NO... THESE ARE MY FOES AND THEY MUST BE FELLED

we had a nice day at meanwood market, i'm gonna write up a blog post about the experience and some thoughts about selling to an in-person demographic and some of our intentions in the next few months / next year re: marketing we also bought some GREAT wine racks and i'm so happy

Since many of us are cancelling streaming services, now might also be a good time to support writers and artists. Times are extremely tough for creatives, so why not buy a book, commission an art piece, sign up for a Patreon, tip your favorite creators. Everything helps.

C. M. Rosens is someone who knows her Gothic, so this is high praise!

This platforms moderation is currently unable to tell the difference between artistic/non-sexual nudity and explicit pornography How do you expect them to be able to differentiate between consensual and non-consensual?

the myth of a free platform for artists

In order to avoid bertie getting overexcited whilst getting belly and chest pets and purring away, we're doing a new game called bicycle where i gently take each of his back feet and peddle them like he's riding a bicycle and he keeps purring and seems to like it but always looks so confused

Yoda: yeah hi sorry but I didn’t even like this guy before he was evil and the last time I saw him he was killing children Luke: thank you for your wisdom Master Yoda Yoda: no I’m saying it’s bullshit I have to sit on a log with this guy Obi: yeah I wasn’t going to say anything but he murdered me

I'd rather buy a program for 100€ than subscribe to it for 1€ a month.

TELL bsky you have an issue with this! 1) KEEP talking about it - don't let this issue fade away 2) Submit feedback to bsky! TELL them its not okay! On PC: on the right under "trending" On mobile: on the left under "settings" 2/🧵

Do NOT believe the misinfo going around There absolutely have been MASSIVE TOS updates Most notably: 1) Specifying no FICTIONAL noncon 2) No "dangerous" kink 3) No DISCUSSING self harm, suicide, or substance abuse unless its "educational" So what can we DO about it? #SaveSpeech 1/🧵

This shit makes me so mad because people don't understand how much power we have over these companies and the only thing we need to do is not give them money. The only thing we need to do is to not do anything. It's the easiest shit! *wearily* collective action does work, it really does

Kiss🦇 #harkula

Randomly remembered this painting I did (2014) today and still think it's pretty cool honestly! I love this color combination.

One of the many faces of consensual acts:

smashing

It seems that Bluesky is going to succumb to censorship next month, but fortunately that doesn't apply to me. The proof: no nipples are visible in this image. So even children can enjoy my sculptures in complete safety.

This is what consent can look like! Emotions during sex are complex and nuanced and I won't have a platform take away my autonomy by deciding for me what my art is about. I won't be treated like a baby. I won't call it something it's not. We just want to draw in peace like damn

Pretty sure there are easier ways to animate than whatever I've been doing here, but it was fun trying something new #nsfwart

Ok one more thought bc the double standards are going to turn me into Agni Fire Punch: y'all are going to read the shit out of The Winds of Winter with its lack of content warnings but the a fagdyke depicts the same shit and suddenly we have to consider if it's ruining society and culture

there was this whole era around 2018-2019 where queer artists were nailed to the damn wall for writing anything edgier than a children's cartoon and when people pointed out GRRM they'd be like "our community should hold ourselves to higher standards" like congrats on hamstringing yourself I guess

these are all actual headlines from the washington post. you can literally track the rightwing ideological shift over time towards supporting billionaires & transphobia.

The last sentence here is why all of these platforms should be burned to the ground and also why the fascists want us all addicted to them

I already said it, but I will say it again - we need better MODERATION tools, not censorship guidelines. Automod is still incorrectly flagging art as explicit content when too much skin is showing or it represents LGBTQ+ community. We should be given more labels to what we post, not this.

Bluesky banning noncon might force me off the platform. Sorry folks. You know how it is. Half of the point of my VTubing career is creating lesbian dubcon / noncon in various iterations (from giantess / vore to all the Majestic Shields stuff). No nomcon, no ASMR promo, GG

The great irony of CWs and tagging systems is platforms identified them as easy ways to moderate content at the insistence of app stores and paypros. So now we all have to go back to an era where nothing gets tagged and nothing gets a CW

Kay, about to give a searingly accurate read on our cat Ludo: oh, no, he is happy, he just has a face like a toad

"Why do people make (thing) transmasc instead of transfem?” “Why would someone view (thing) as transfem when it’s obviously transmasc?” “Why would you interpret (thing) through a binary trans lens rather than as nonbinary?” You suck lmao

Our local queer coffee shop was too busy for us to go in and sit which is fine, it's small and it's a saturday afternoon But i ducked in to use the accessible toilet and then left again bc i didn't want to play skip and dodge through people's coats and crap and the wet floor

On our way to sell at Meanwood Market today! Come and see us if you're able to swing out to Meanwood in Leeds from 10 30 to 2 30pm today!

I love it when people ask my opinions about TV and film because i do literally watch 60+ hours of TV basically every week. In the weeks i watch less TV it's because i have watched like 20 movies or because I've been sitting still doing a jigsaw or smth whilst listening to audiobooks back to back

Recs for PROCEDURALS, babeyyyyy www.tumblr.com/johannesteva...

Playing my samurai game and my partner was watching me play as toyotomi hideyoshi and was like "why do they call him the monkey?" "Uh, i don't know, let me check" and the in-game wiki was just like "yeah oda nobunaga called him that and also BALD RAT" bc oda nobunaga was like. An asshole

Please remember to comment on new Rescue Dogs if you enjoy!

Hi im jellyfish (or Irving) and im a trans masc ttrpg writer and part time poet. I don’t have a full poetry chapbook, but hope to one day. Have one of my poems from one of my undergrad courses. ghostcitypress.com/poetry0524/2...

another fine day of sexualizing that old man

VERY excited to say that I've put up the first of next year's Romancing the Gothic talks and we're diving into the history of GAY GOTHIC PULP with Justin Tate! Check it out! Online, March 21st 2026, 4pm and 9pm GMT 4 - www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1715374694... 9 - www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1715525245...

We've got room for 3 more ADHD authors/ authors of ADHD characters in this Itch Bundle. 📦📚

New Rescue Dogs! Valorous goes to Lashton Animal Rescue. “You said that with how small they are, it’s uncertain if they’ll live. How old do they have to be before we know if they’ll survive?” “There are no guarantees of survival, boy.” johannestevans.co.uk/2025/09/19/r...