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After a psychiatrist has a bad day, the nurse he's involved with encourages him to work his anger out through sex. Rough sex, anal, size difference, lots of emotion and fucked-up banter between two fucked-up guys. Premium post, access from just $1.01 per year! johannestevans.co.uk/2026/01/08/w...

oh you definitely used to be able to order KNIVES IN YOUR EYES through barnes & noble and now it doesn't show up so itchio and B&N now refuse to sell my t4t romance! that's quite a pedigree. consider hyping up KNIVES IN YOUR EYES to every person around you who hasn't read it yet SOFTCOVERS EBOOKS

Very happy boy today! Got black ice warnings for tomorrow, but this snow beast doesn't care, he's in heaven! He's not a fan of high snow, but as long as it doesn't reach his belly, it's THE BEST THING EVER 😉 Ok, ball might be even better. Or food. Or a ball made of food in the snow? #DogSky

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This is literally what they do whenever a Black person is killed by police. No matter how solid the evidence is, they will keep pushing that lie, not just to poison the conversation and make sure the killer walks free, but to reassert the political idea that these people deserve to be killed.

i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs

Set the cats a puzzle so that when i went upstairs to nap they'd leave me alone for a bit but they both got so excited about me going upstairs that they've forgotten the puzzle and are both staring intently at me as i sit in bed

( me after seeing two trans guys in any context whatsoever) Well well well if it isn't Phallo Phil and Meta Mike

one of the unfortunate things of being a self-pubbed author is that you regularly get bullshit emails from vanity presses and fake agents who want to exploit self-pubbed and indie ppl who are desperate for exposure and engagement so the last day, lorenzo has my phone to answer the doctor

just watched myrtle come out of her little cave with a toy mouse, drop it into my rucksack, which was on the floor and open. so i threw the mouse for her... and she brought it back and tried to put it back in my bag. then when i didn't get up, she started pulling shit out of it. like my inhaler

ART did the feed equivalent of rolling its eyes and started another episode of World Hoppers.

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

Tonight on #CookingWithMambo, we will cleanse our souls with some easy wonton soup, using frozen wontons. Let’s get started.

We kidnapped another nation’s leader…. And today ICE, the president’s private military, shot a woman in the head. If you’re not sure where we’re at on the fascism clock….

okay, have just made the cocoa caramel fudge - my body has been Fucked today so i wasn't able to beat it as much as i ought, and i did boil it for longer than the other fudge until the texture seemed right, but we shall see how it fares once it's cooled the taste seems very good, at least

Timeline cleanse: throwback to the summer of '24 when Fiasco met my frond @katelechler.bsky.social and was immediately like "TIME 4 GROOM NEW FRIEND DIS IS PROSOCIAL BEHAVUR"

Listen to Johannes T. Evans @johannestevans.bsky.social talking about queer monsters and his work - including an author-read extract from POWDER & FEATHERS, now available as an eBook! 🌈📚💙🌶️📚🪐 #QueerSFF #QueerWriters #TransBooks #BookSky #ReaderSky #Fantasy rss.com/podcasts/eld...

NYT should have a state affiliated media tag.

Adding that law enforcement has killed MANY citizens, a hugely disproportionate number of them Black or Brown, in broad daylight and/or on video. The ICE agent who just murdered a woman in Mpls should be arrested immediately, but please don't think that's anything other than a shaky starting point.

I’m of the firm belief that police and militia members have been quietly running right wing death squads in the US for years. The fate of the most notable Ferguson protestors is the most blatant example of it. ICE in 2025-26 is simply the same people operating in public.

I don't care if she didn't follow directions; I don't care if she was disrespectful; I don't care if she was noncompliant; I don't care if she spit in his face, called him ugly, and smacked his mom - "immediate execution by the state" was not warranted; jfc, this isn't complicated.

oh i had this realization once

I used to whisper my stories into mason jars and bury them in the back yard, but now self-publishing has given me a slightly larger audience.

Abolish ICE is the moderate position and you don't want to know my own.

If you’re looking for some way to help.

From Twelfth Night, if memory serves.

boost!!

Had my pap smear earlier, came home wrecked and went for a nap. Was sleeping on my back with my headphones on and woke up to myrtle curled up asleep on my sternum 😭

Bunny being upset that Raffles is making him have dinner with a perfect stranger whilst Raffles is robbing him in the next room is so funny. Like, babe, you are so lucky that this guy is just eating dinner with you and that Raffles hasn't told him that he's welcome to fuck you sideways

I love how faggy bunny and raffles are from the outset and how bunny is just like. I went to this man bc he was handsome and beautiful and gorgeous and intelligent and hot. And i had submitted to him historically

and to be clear, the consequences shouldnt JUST be debanking. the man should be going to trial. grok should be dismantled. xAI should be dissolved. he should be forced to sell twitter. he should be seeing very serious legal consequences for his rampant negligence.

i think it's very, VERY important to highlight something which is that REAL children were harmed by grok. the actual images of actual children were used to generate deepfake CSAM. THAT is the point at which """art""" becomes CSAM. when real actual children are harmed.

when you just *know*, seeing their work, that this artist you're following has the same fetish as you

My horrible gray tabby son Potato has made a game of waiting for one of us to leave the toilet lid open so he can launch himself into the forbidden water portal. His other favorite game is slapping the water out of his very nice water fountain. I don't understand him.

Was pissing and my horrible terrible daughter tried to stick her head around my ass and into the toilet bowl to ??? Watch the stream of my piss? Get inside? God only knows. I hate cats actually i don't think I'm a fan (She did then get in bed with us and do lovely big purrs but STILL)

Really enjoyed Marty Supreme, really enjoyed that it's a movie about Jewish suffering and Jewish emasculation and specifically like everybody repeatedly telling the hero "hey you have to accept no one will ever see you as a big winner or hero of anything except other Jews and other downtrodden ppl"

In the arcade Me: i had to stop halfway through to take my inhaler but i just set the high score on the piano game five times in a row bc i was reading the number of tickets i won as my score so i was competing against myself. I got quite worked up about it Lorenzo: you have autism.

Every month i get an email about the search terms that most commonly lead people to my website and EVERY MONTH the top two search terms that lead people to click on my site are variations of my name and the third or fourth result is "intergluteal sex"

Going out to see Marty Supreme

1. A Bite of Rope by Johannes T. Evans RATING: 4.5 ⭐ 2nd year in a row that I make a JTE book my first one of the year, and I think it is a neat tradition 'cause I have yet to read a book by him that I have not liked😌 M/M Ace Rep with non sexual kink (and clown kink?) A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!!!!😌😌😌

A little while ago a savings account i had was acquired by another bank and I've just had to close the account bc to log in they made you count the number of characters in your password and enter them in a random order and it just took me like 6 tries to log in, nearly in fucking tears

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"If you want to know who took all of your money, it's the people with all of the money." I keep thinking about this post and how it's one of the best, most succinct messages Democrats could use in 2026 campaigns.

Did a quick design of my ranger Callum ✨ for a future curse of strahd campaign 😌

TV would be better if we had more shows that were poorly made telling earnest stories instead of technical perfection dripping with irony

Im so so so sorry to be hounding for help over and over but this year is ending on a very rough note for me. Im short on bills, funds for transportation to doctor appt & a procedure next week, and grocery money. I know i keep asking for help. Im sorry, I really am. Things keep happening.

Cinnamon Fudge recipe here! johannestevans.co.uk/2026/01/06/e...

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Transmasc writing M/M erotica and fanfic - free & fandom on AO3, a couple erotica shorts on my website: Reedhawley.com archiveofourown.org/users/smallf...