The first half of the year was a wash for #NightTideMag’s Monthly Macabre, but hells bells, we're ready for Spring! April's Monthly Macabre is Horror Curses - what's your fave? Pitches open until April 24th at nighttidemag.com/pitch 👻 📽️ 📺

Don’t make me tap the sign. Its support trans people or Harry Potter can’t have both

You know, once a jury has made its decision you are extremely justified in dropping the "allegedly"

Welp I live here now.

sorry i cant imagine ingesting a piece of the harry potter cinematic universe on purpose at this point in my life not even pirated or free or whatever bc at some point i simply read another book

"but i grew up with harry potter! i can't NOT watch it" hey thats really pathetic 👍

horseboy bondage / part 3

Hello! My name is Johannes T. Evans (he/him), and I am a gay, transgender, disabled author of fantasy, romance, horror, and erotic fiction based in West Yorkshire. I write a huge array of fiction and non-fiction, and lots of it is available to read for FREE on my website: www.johannestevans.co.uk

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

im sick of pretending this shit has standing to be argued with in the fucking marketplace of ideas. eat a bag of dicks

she's literally funneling the cash from all her various media ventures into a money gun and pointing it directly at whichever institution promises to hurt trans people the most. she's not even lying about it. she's just telling you that's what she's going to do if you give her more money

if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either

I went to sleep at tennish knowing id be up again after a few hours and i was like, grand, ill play some terraria. Cats were pure delighted at me going downstairs before realising i was not, in fact, about to give them breakfast 8 hours early

Senior students in a boarding school caught drinking by one of their younger teachers, one of the new transplants who hasn't gotten the hang of authority yet Insisting they can't drink, and the boys laughing and going, "why not? We can go into any pub and drink, it's perfectly legal."

A young man fills in for his younger brother and rides out to read to some old blind bloke up the hill. To his surprise, the man is almost nothing like his brother had described. Rated E, just under 10k. M/M, 1920s West of Ireland. johannestevans.co.uk/2026/03/24/f...

we support the writer's barely disguised fetish in a climate where adults on social media are mortified at the idea of consuming something that made someone horny

Notice how Mamdani specifically uses "Pesach" in his recent statement. I've seen this from him in other holiday statements before. It's obvious he puts effort into the small cultural details, making sure he speaks to New Yorkers in THEIR language and honors THEIR culture.

"My pet cats are apex predators," i say confidently, knowing full well i just watched them both take ten minutes to eat a piece of ham off the floor because they don't know how to pick things up with their mouths

Me: oh yay a fucked-up folk horror, i’ll pop that on The film description: “expressionist” Me: ah. 😬 ok. We will… see

important PSA if you're planning to draw some bodacious babes

Wrote 5k of a new original piece tonight and it's been so smooth and so easy and so good after so many weeks of everything being unnecessarily hard and now it's nearly 2am and i have to go to bed but im having fun and i dont wannaaaaaa 😭

Contrasting moods

"If you're not the beautiful one, the quick-witted one, or the ones who are good at games and full of youthful energy, then who are you? What can you do if you're the odd one out?" Brother, if i may suggest... transition! #TheOtherBennetSister

Watching The Other Bennet Sister. Mind yourself mrs bennet, idc how old your husband is, i can impregnate him with a son if you can't

Look at this thing

2.3k, rated E, M/M. A tired man gets home from an exhausting day at work, but one of his room mate’s annoying friends is willing to volunteer as stress relief. Blowjobs and eager-to-please emo musician, coming very fast. Age gap. johannestevans.co.uk/2026/03/19/a...

Don't you love it when you watch a movie that is technically well-made, but the central themes are: - wow maybe it's hard to tell between a haunting and mental illness - violence against women is bad. So bad that we have to show it a BUNCH and make it real sexy - aren't vaginas like.. grotesque?

Group of young men breaking and entering into the weird old house on the hill and getting not just handily and quickly trapped and bound, but then the old alchemist who lives there modifies their bodies to his preferences and uses them as sex toys

The racist book has racist fans. Who ever could have seen this coming? 🙄

I want fully staffed public pools, and libraries that are cathedrals to public goods and a society where walling yourself off with money is viewed as sociopathic.

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anyone want to form a book club where we just read super queer transgressive often erotic shit (webcomics, books, short stories, etc.) and leave nice comments

sexualize that old man saturday

oh yeah well I have mansions in Solitude, Riften, Dawnstar, Skingrad, Bruma and the Imperial City buddy

He was so upset when i stopped

My schedule for @easterconuk.bsky.social and the other events I'm scheduled for this year! johannestevans.co.uk/2026/03/21/u...

(from ~3pm) Taking a walk in the park. L is off taking photos of a grey heron and other birds. I have the Cornell Labs Merlin ID app open to help us look for the birds we don't already know by sight. Oats to feed the ducks and geese in a minute.

Bought this cool skellington as a keyring from the manchester science and industry museum the other week for £2. Very excited to wear it as a sexy pendant that everyone thinks is so fucking cool

i cannot imagine a future without trans people because without trans people there isn't a future

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

yesterday myrtle stopped randomly in the middle of the floor whilst bertie was walking behind he and i watched him crash into her backside and then irritably walk AROUND her as she obliviously licked her paws and i was like yeah, asshole. that's how it feels

You can't have a Bloodborne AU without letting the blorbos go through The Worst the scenario has to offer. Despite Jayce starting them out on their research on the Arcane, it's Viktor who ends up gaining a little too much insight. -- #viktorarcane #arcane #bloodborne #AU #fanart #digitalart

Wanted to share Sam's thread on lesbian pulps since they're romance-adjacent. There isn't much about them in the Romance Scholarship database because they didn't tend to have happy endings but here's a link to one item I do have in there rsdb.vivanco.me.uk/index.php/no....

Choose your top 25 favourite shows. One per day for 25 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews. Day 1:

This is so thorough, so well-done, so entertaining, so enraging for all the right reasons, just so good. I can't emphasize it enough. Amazing.

Skinny dude extremely horny about the fat bearish guy flirting with him from the out, bear very much enjoying how clearly eager and horny this guy is for him Making a show of taking off his shirt, unbuckling the skinny guy's jeans Teasingly pressing his tits together around his hard prick

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

Ok. I am Tired bc we just walked so much while birding, but as well as the usual mallards and coots and moorhens and canada geese and tits and crows and gulls, we saw a grey heron and a rose-crested parakeet! I am gonna nap, and tonight i want to write a spanking short

He was so upset when i stopped

Did you know romancing the Gothic is running a free online talk tonight of the history of the Gay Gothic romance? Back before Gaywyck there was (among other things!) Gay Nights at Maldelangue! Come find out more at 4pm or 9pm GMT (link for 9 below) www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/1715525245...