Triskadekaphobia and OCD are a match made in hell

Spotted on Tumblr…

yes yes, triss is cute and yen is pretty but hear me out (philippa)

It's rude to stare... Art is by @saltysips.bsky.social

Total softie inside

the hardcore rider

Dragons are oft perceived as beings of power incarnate. That alone made one baseball rising star an ideal choice to "conscript" (abduct) for Project Bahamut, an effort to play god, remaking a dragon into a hero in the image of man. An unsuccessful advent that may only fail further... #sorenashecomms

Updated ref compilation for ease of use. [Credit to Siredan, Pacelic, Baraking, and Dewbuck]

idgaf about likes, here's the whole thing

Bandit Keith is so freaking funny from the POV of an adult, He's a 30-something washed up drunk that was really good at a TCG, refused to have a sense of humor and is now beefing with a high schooler until it results in his literal death. He's one of the most realistic characters in the series

mobile game that turns you into wakka

if im rikku and come in proximity with another rikku, it is on fucking sight 🤛😤

me when shennong housamo

>spot a rabbit being attacked by a drowner >"I shall save you!!" >the game's targeting system decides to bifurcate the bnuuy

screeching lv32 basilisk jumpscare (i am lv14)

America didn’t turn ugly because he became President. No. He became President because America was already this ugly. That’s the uncomfortable truth nobody wants to admit.

oh my god lmfao

Modern fire emblem doesn't even try to not add "retainers" to a royal from a country foreign to the main lord's as tag-along recruits with said royals, it just looks at you like this

On one hand, it is sensible for post covid era Digimon Adventure sequel material to emphasize the importance of growing up and moving on but also no no no go fuck yourself lmao DA2 ended it just fine with its epilogue and that doesn't need to change

FFX Remaster you think you're REALLY FUNNY for adding a superboss blocking my way back to Besaid Temple yeah? Shut the fuck UP.

Ohhhhh to have that pov

CM for Asani [alt 1]

embargo over I think it's funny that this dialogue can basically be read as "there are bigger sickos among the winterers than me"

more drum doodling 🔥

You really gotta wonder if the XIV dev team intentionally cooked by adding the command panel on the same major patch as m12s/idyllic or if it was just pure dumb luck that panel was made for it because holy shit

yippee!

this random (automated?) phone number keeps sending me texts asking me for my opinion about Israel and I'm tempted to say something absolutely wretched but im afraid ill get literally disappeared if I do lol

maybe I will turn my XIV alt into Triss or Yennefer or Keira

ain't this boss the meme furry artists have been drawing lately

Big blue dragon!

might be a lil slow, buuut,

I snuck in borger last night when watching dwp2 and im glad I did because not only was popcorn + soda $25, but the soda the theater had was coke freestyle 🤨

"objectively worst" character having my highest win rate is hilarious actually

P*treon Release: Batzz

Just watched prada 2, some sequelitis but it was fine

hate these enuo weapons hate the book that rips ass and cuts cheese

ALEXANDER SWEEP

crrrrrrrrrazy that I may have to invest in an eppendorf pipet to get the right amount of cherry syrup into a glass of coke without the singular drop of syrup oppressively dominating the flavour profile to where the coke taste is near nonexistent without dipping the handle side of the spoon

:flushed: we matching

I need to be bigger and stronger and larger 💔

I have GOT to repo with oomfs again

thing spotted

Oh I need that, I need that a lot

As a small dude I rejoyce being in charge of a much larger guy and make them do my bidding. Here's @marodudragon.bsky.social being a perfect example of a good obedient boy for the short dom~ 🎨 @concoction.bsky.social (Thank you so much for this hot piece <3)

DND Commision Dark Paladin Knight 🏰🖤