What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck

Good to see the Beeb not calling Hegseth Secretary of War 😂

The arc of history bending towards being able to play this clip at the British right would be so, so satisfying

Is it ok to laugh at people who left the "crime ridden streets" of London for the safety of Dubai?

these people should all hang

Impressive how Starmer's done a speedrun of the Blair years - from turfing out the Tories after a generation to supporting an illegal American war in the Middle East - without first passing through being really popular by fixing Britain's public services and offering a positive vision of Britain.

Grow up. #WorldBollardAssociation

Just a baffling video. And her responses to people calling her out 🤦

BREAKING: The NEC has sensationally BLOCKED Andy Burnham from standing to become the next Ayatollah

Good to see at least @london.gov.uk gets it. Presumably because he's looking at his polling in London, which is being fucked by the national party.

What absolute madness is this

Genuinely have absolutely no idea if I like these or not.

every zoomer bro who told me how based Dubai was should be drafted into the UAE armed forces

update - I’ve just seen the price of stamps and will not be doing this

In future I shall respond to all my haters in a similar manner

Fucking lol #sectarian

The problem with the war in Iraq was that George Bush was an idiot. With the Iran situation, we've got... [checks notes]... oh jesus christ

Possibly a stupid question, but why would girls be in school on a Saturday in Iran?

I love that we all know 90 percent of them will flip on a dime now, from “trump won’t send your sons to war” (like it’s only sons) to “trump is sending your sons to war and that’s good.”

Jesus Christ 🥵🔥

This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.

Thoughts with @ianleslie.bsky.social at this difficult time.

That last line in the quote from the Israeli official is laying the groundwork to blame the Iranian people when inevitably this fails.

"They have now". Worth a repost from another place.

Iran vs the US is very much the "City vs Chelsea" of international relations

You see, war isn't *all* bad

Thoughts and prayers.

If Reform had won Starmer would be on his knees to those voters begging for forgiveness. Greens win and it's like "Fuck off cranks"

If you are this different on the two cases, you are neither coherently rules based, peace oriented, nor against rogue states.

Can’t blame this on Morgan McSweeney.

Bet Infantino is feeling a bit daft now, right 🙄

*whistles for full time* #watfordfc

Eldest child offering to make dinner is parenting success, right?

Imagine putting this out after losing your deposit.

you know I would say her matching pink phone case really makes this, gives Goodwin a huge "sad loser man at the end of Legally Blonde" vibe

rumours that I was so busy gloating about Goodwin that I 1) left it arguably too late to pack 2) forgot my passport at home and had to run back to get it 3) had to check into my flight with under 20 minutes to go because it'd slipped my mind are greatly ex....wait no that's precisely what happened

This is going to be awesome.

I know we're not allowed nice things any more but I really would like Goodwin to lose pls.

When Democrats take Congress back and restore its proper role as an independent branch with the delegated powers of determining where money is spent, deciding to go to war or levy tariffs, and conducting general oversight, there's going to be grumbling about how they're "going too far." Nope.

This is despicable

Insane.

They're trading the Chaos Giraffe? Nooooo. What will @stanch.bsky.social do for content?

I beg you, Gorton and Denton.. Do not let that ghastly idiot into parliament. He's already got enough planet shaped chips on his shoulders, and one more won't hurt.

The alt text on this is inspired

Frank Seravalli is 37? WTF?

Dude thinks Gilead are the good guys - Reform’s Danny Kruger criticises UK’s ‘totally unregulated sexual economy’ www.theguardian.com/politics/202...