after everything you could almost forget Zelenskyy was a successful comedian

BBC News literally sent a breaking news alert out to anyone with their app on their phones when Biden did this

Rutte didn't answer the question.

I mean credit where credit is due: "If he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him" is top tier posting

Pervert glasses should absolutely be banned. And in the meantime, it should be considered socially unacceptable both to buy them, and to work at Meta.

(shared with permission from the Vote Binface subreddit that already exists)

'Farage v the establishment' replaced by 'a chance for the British public to send Boaty McBoatface to parliament'

yes, wasnt overly keen on 'Count Binface' as the only challenger but Farage having to run essentially a GOTV campaign to avoid losing to a joke will only damage him and give the media plenty of space to ask him about his scandals

This is huge if true.

Florian Balogun has a LOT to answer for. #WorldCup2026 #USA

The Greens running in Clacton will be a massive fucking mistake. Zack's really got to make better smarter decisions.

"waaaaaaaaah, oh wah wah waahhhhhhh" - Nigel Farage, 62

The prospect of Nigel Farage fighting a people vs the establishment by-election in which the only other candidate is Count Binface - is too hilarious for words.

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On my way, Clacton.

Watching ITV news. The vox pops from Clacton 🤢🤦 Jesus Christ.

If Restore aren't contesting Clacton it makes no sense for Labour, Greens, Lib Dems to either. Easy message is "stop wasting everyone's time, we'll see you in the autumn for the real by-election" and let Farage pound the doorsteps and stand on a stage with Count Binface.

Farage is doing what fascists do. Claiming the "will of the people" or "his people" is more important than the law.

What happens if none of the other parties contend the by-election and it's just him and the Binface Extended Universe?

"Emergency podcasts, sir. Thousands of 'em"

Peak right-wing populism to run a "the people vs the establishment" contest when "the people" are represented by a man with several million pounds in undisclosed gifts. Just a regular chap like you or me

My guess is rather pessimistic: "The eStAbLiShMeNt is conspiring to ruin Reform and hound my family, because they're scared, but I'm going nowhere, I did nothing wrong, and will answer no questions." Hope to be pleasantly surprised with: "I am sorry I ruined the country. I will feck off forever."

It's blatantly going be Farage whining about the press actually scrutinising him, isn't it?

GET ME 2,000 WORDS ON FARAGE AND RONALDO HOLDING BACK THEIR TEAMS AND FIND SPIDER-MAN

"I will make a statement on my future in public life at 2pm."

Given how closely he's been following the playbook of the US President, NF's 2pm announcement will be a staged assassination attempt. #ThePolitics

You’re all going to be very disappointed when he just announces that he’s going on Strictly.

Dunno who made this, it's tremendous

Acorn Raiders FC, 2001/2 season level defending @robcheesewright.bsky.social

I guess this would be fascinating in a horrifying way.

Hang it in the Musée Magritte.

"We've been acting like absolute cunts for the last few years, why's everyone thrilled we got beat?"

First Neymar crying, then Ronaldo in tears and now the Septics getting dry bummed. Even without the England win its been a fantastic couple of days

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

Russian infrastructure getting drone attacked to oblivion, Ronaldo out of the World Cup, Trump interference rewarded with a 1-4 hammering, and Farage getting in trouble for his gifts and losing popularity. Own up, which one of you has Starmer’s genie?!

I’m thoroughly enjoying just how much Nigel Farage’s millions of pounds in gifts “for his security” have left him feeling in such a state of insecurity.

Christopher Nolan eating this up

I'm going to bed, Belgium, do your thing PLEASE.

Me waiting for the camera to cut to Ronaldo crying

BILLY NO MATES, NOBODY LIKE YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR OWN TEAM. YOU'RE THE JD VANCE OF FOOTBALL ONLY SOMEHOW EVEN MORE REPELLANT.

Let’s see Ronaldo crying then

Kathryn Mayorga sends her regards, motherfucker 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

get fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked Ronaldo :)