Love the little Humphrey reference here. Absolute chancer.

Sad news that #Transworldsport, a gateway to so many sports is ending transmission. I hope Rowling is happy, the dick.

How the fuck do you roll a team for a hundred and fifty and still end up behind after the first innings? Fucking useless.

A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma (From “F for Effort!”)

Must be exhausting being permanently outraged

Always remember to close drawers in your bedroom. Just rammed my knee into one. Used some creative swearing, ngl

Merry Christmas to both people who read my skeets

Bad Religion live streaming their Christmas album on YouTube is just the best www.youtube.com/live/o8xmKnG...

266 is my favourite, NGL What an effort, @squidgerugby.bsky.social, incredible

How old WAS Elvis' wife when they met? I assume everything was appropriate, right?

"the vice president is neutral on bigotry" is damning on its own as a headline, IMO, but still underplays just how much of what he said was actually pro-bigot

My “London is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C. For shame, London. For shame ☹️

AI attempting to map football grounds is my new favourite thing

Your occasional reminder that buzzfeed, a corporately owned news outlet, reported credible child rape accusations against Trump, presumably well pored over by lawyers, in 2016, before the first, and LONG before the second time he was elected president of the USA.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Relatable

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Facebook memories reminded me that this happened 5 years ago today. The last piece of advice remains sensible

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

shout out the guardian photo editor one time

Trade star player, accept the tank.....win three on the bounce Experience #canucks hockey

Happy to be proved wrong but I'll fall over with shock if anything notable comes from the Epstein files released today.

Doesn't he do this all the time?

Seems familiar, eh @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @originstorypodcast.bsky.social

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.

How does Bjorn from ABBA have more clarity on this than a nontrivial proportion of European leaders

I am taking the opportunity to once again remind you of the time Naomi Wolf thought Apple invented time machines run by vaccines

Oh

Rather than a display of depressingly limited horizons and triumphant bigotry, Charlie is actually on a mission to eat pub food in rhyming locations around the world. Next up - a big Sunday roast in the Ivory Coast.

Shock news that Mail journo has heart.

No biggy, but I think someone's trying to summon Gozar from the Shard.

Here’s this week’s cartoon for @sport.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/pic...

Big fan of shit puns on sandwiches

I thought we'd long ago established what to do with drunken sailors🤔

The enemy within

Waiting for @davidsquires.bsky.social cartoon like

Can I just shock you? I think public transport infrastructure is good and these people should fuck off.

Last week: smallest had scarlet fever This week: biggest one flat on her back with a temperature and sore throat. Friday: Cat at vet to check she *doesn't* have a heart murmur and car in for MOT How's everyone else's Christmas run up going?

not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize

She's not wrong, tbf. Authorities in Britain couldn't stop shooters firing in broad daylight....on the other side of the world.

Guess I'll be selling my shares in Lloyds 😂

"Bluesky is an echo chamber." "Bluesky doesn't have enough reach" "Liberals must return to X to challenge the far right" I'm not a tech bro or a journalist. Your priorities are not my priorities. Stop telling me I need to do anything other than chat about comics & telly with people who seem nice.

Can we not wake up to non-shit news occasionally? Appalling news about Rob Reiner and his wife.

Push them over. Seems a bit harsh though. Tip cows instead.

Sorry, what? #canucks

Bloody immigrants, going over there, saving their lives. 🙄

Turns out that safeguarding Jewish life in this country depends on safeguarding liberal democracy and pluralism, not expecting assistance from the Radical Right. Who knew!?!