‘Kevin Lankinen’ is one of the top trending topics. We have reached peak Canucks Bluesky.

Did some writing on my albums of the year, if anyone is interested #manicstreetpreachers #ash #eera #dropkickmurphys #propagandhi #socialclub nathanlowndesfootballgenius.wordpress.com/2025/12/30/2...

Torvill and Dean have been on the frontlines - shelling advanced squads of racists.

I'm now Federico Garcia Lorca.

Get in #watfordfc

I've got over a thousand likes on a skeet. Am I a big deal now?

I had no idea what unpleasant views Bardot had. Every day's a school day.

Saw the late, great Graham Taylor in WH Smiths in Watford. This was about 1998, I was 15, and too shocked to react

What a quote.

I'm certainly not defending the Abd el-Fattah tweets but I really can't stomach the outrage about them from those who also insisted that Lucy Connelly was a heroic martyr for free speech and were equally outraged by her punishment.

Roz is absolutely correct. Deprivation of citizenship should not be a matter for mere ministerial discretion (with light touch judicial review). In the extreme circumstances when it can happen, the determination should be made by a tribunal, where government and citizen can make their cases.

Ah fuck I used this security system and two little guys snuck into my house and destroyed my most prized possession

Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025: I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince? Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts. I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3

Calendar year Championship table is a pretty remarkable thing. Obviously Lampard is doing incredible things at Cov, but Millwall in second (with -10 GD?!) have quietly had a very decent year too.

The Begum was a dreadfully cynical piece of politicking by the last government (and Sajid Javid in particular), but it is also one of the Supreme Court's most disgraceful decisions. A pretty dangerous precedent was set on the basis of what was essentially a technicality

I have a cat who, on occasion, declines to use her litter to go for a wee. I'm sitting in our living room, working, with an occasional waft of cat pee. I cannot see any of it, anywhere. Infuriating. (also, we have a laminate floor, so whilst it's annoying, it's not world ending to clean up)

I already agree with this in principle - citizenship is an untouchable status or it is nothing - but also for reasons of prudence. “The Home Sec can revoke citizenship when he/she deems someone’s online output sufficiently offensive” is a v dangerous precedent to set with Reform leading all polls.

Fucking hell.

🙄🤦

He knows there are non-pork bacons, these days, the daft racist

🚨Epic film klaxon🚨 @warmovietheatre.bsky.social

No.

I'm not going to lie, replacing Ashcroft's collection of VCs with an LGBTQ gallery seems like something guaranteed to cause an absolute shit fit from Ashcroft and the Tory press (can we even call them that any more?) archive.ph/PXebd

Love the little Humphrey reference here. Absolute chancer.

Sad news that #Transworldsport, a gateway to so many sports is ending transmission. I hope Rowling is happy, the dick.

How the fuck do you roll a team for a hundred and fifty and still end up behind after the first innings? Fucking useless.

A+ answers at The University of Oklahoma (From “F for Effort!”)

Must be exhausting being permanently outraged

Always remember to close drawers in your bedroom. Just rammed my knee into one. Used some creative swearing, ngl

Merry Christmas to both people who read my skeets

Bad Religion live streaming their Christmas album on YouTube is just the best www.youtube.com/live/o8xmKnG...

266 is my favourite, NGL What an effort, @squidgerugby.bsky.social, incredible

How old WAS Elvis' wife when they met? I assume everything was appropriate, right?

"the vice president is neutral on bigotry" is damning on its own as a headline, IMO, but still underplays just how much of what he said was actually pro-bigot

My “London is falling” moment: some company called Until has hung giant shiny letters spelling out their name in a curved window on Charing Cross Road so the UNT really stands out as you walk down and nobody, not one of you, has added a C. For shame, London. For shame ☹️

AI attempting to map football grounds is my new favourite thing

Your occasional reminder that buzzfeed, a corporately owned news outlet, reported credible child rape accusations against Trump, presumably well pored over by lawyers, in 2016, before the first, and LONG before the second time he was elected president of the USA.

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Relatable

🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor

Facebook memories reminded me that this happened 5 years ago today. The last piece of advice remains sensible

Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers Me:

shout out the guardian photo editor one time

Trade star player, accept the tank.....win three on the bounce Experience #canucks hockey

Happy to be proved wrong but I'll fall over with shock if anything notable comes from the Epstein files released today.

Doesn't he do this all the time?

Seems familiar, eh @dorianlynskey.bsky.social @originstorypodcast.bsky.social

Every time there's a breaking story about a celeb's treatment of women, everyone in the book world asks, "Is it finally Walliams?" Well, it finally is.