One sentence to destroy them all.

And that child was Barney Walsh.

Starting a rumour that he was asked by producers to throw a child from a scaffold.

I’ve been hearing so much anger and disappointment from frontline workers about the BBC investigation into fraudulent asylum claims. One of the most damning responses has come from one of the experts they interviewed, solicitor Ana Gonzalez. It’s really worth reading her response in full:

Tell you what, take out the three promotion seasons and I'd be fascinated to see how terrible #watfordfc are in the run under the Pozzos. This really isn't a new thing.

Ed Davey canoeing through the Strait of Hormuz to draw attention to the Lib Dems '10p off a litre' fuel policy h/t @worgztheowl.bsky.social

“I do think there is that element of it which is: ‘How dare you, a brown woman, say a thing that we white liberals think you’re not allowed to say?’ No Shabana Mahmood, it's more like "How dare you, a Labour MP, spout far-right white nationalist talking points and remove rights from refugees"

It's a ridiculous premise for a question and surely the only sensible response is to say that to the questioner?

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Boooooooooo #watfordfc

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This is a remarkable and important step. Ukraine, a country under full scale invasion for 4+ years, is signing deals to co-develop/produce weapons with other countries. Saudi, UAE and Qatar are not only confident of but also banking on Ukraine being a functional nation state over the next decade.

Five thousand bucks 😂

think this is wise in theory (why not try to appease your opponents by finding common ground away from what you disagree on!) but in practice, gender critical campaigners just won't listen to what Stonewall has to say anyway so no real point in trying to reach out and alienate allies by doing so

Salute to an all-time tweet

Sale, wtf?

Oh come on @theguardian.com, no need to over analyze this. It's about one thing: the Pope criticized him. There's nothing deeper or religious about it. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

English forwards trampling the Scots like it's 1298.

Another great debunking by Emma and another example of GB News being absolutely terrible…

That carry from Kabeya and offload into Jones was fabulous. So, so good.

"Captain, the insurance underwriters just called, they will not accept LEEEEROY JENKINSSS as a risk management strategy."

Why did no one tell me Boy George is representing San Marino at #eurovision?

No, you got up at 6 for Record Store Day and you're about #100 in the queue 🤦

Exactly one year ago today:

So, I've just googled Heaven, and it appears to have been in the same place for 40 years, is that right? And some dickhead is moaning about the noise after moving opposite?

I mean look, a Labour government *cannot* cut welfare spending to increase defence spending. It’s just silly to pretend it can. And more generally: “cut social spending to rearm” is just awful advice across the EU. Is Europe more or less secure if populists win elections?

Absolutely appalling news about Alex Manninger. Terrific keeper. 48 is no age.

Many people are saying that JD is quite ignorant about the history of religion in Europe and the Middle East but that overlooks his expertise on the ottomans.

God grant me the confidence to tell the Pope he's wrong about theology

Absolute madness

As it should be!

I have seen a lot of NIMBY selfishness in my time, but "my convenience matters more than cancer care" is a new low. Quite seriously tempted to email them and tell them as much.

Twenty pounds for me and the eldest to go and see #redroses Vs NZ at Twickenham is absolutely outrageous value. So good.

If I was Tottenham Hotspur I would simply have not made an unbroken chain of eight thousand appalling decisions leading inexorably to my current cataclysmic situation

Sure hope the ADL is feeling good about going out of their way to defend this guy against charges of antisemitism.

(I'm also thinking about that racist fuckwit who was doing the PhD with me, with Hungarian government money and putting out Orbanist propaganda in the process. I hope he's having a really crappy life.)

In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the pope, who prosecutes the offenders.

Please tell me @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com will be recording a @bunkerpod.bsky.social about today 🙏🙏

Trump orders naval blockade of post-Orban Hungary, unaware it is landlocked.

Opps.

I’m just so glad about how happy he’ll be and how sad they’ll be tonight.

Looking forward to Matt Goodwin's BUDAPEST IS FINISHED Substack

I think Orban's hovercraft is full of eels

Holy shit, Hungary. Terrific news.

a lot of people criticising the landlady, but in fairness her pub is called THE RAT

We've had 10 years of not being allowed nice things. I'm very much erring on the side of caution, ngl.