Just in case you’re feeling even vaguely optimistic about anything right now, please note that two UK political parties populated & led by profoundly racist people are currently being described as merely ‘right-wing’ in pretty much every corner of the UK media. This is how the worst stuff happens…

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

This summer is going to tell us a lot about the Friedkin’s ambitions.

Another ridiculous VAR decision in the L1 playoff. No way is that a deliberate hair pull by Cogley

Moyse picking the same back 4 again. Remind me of the definition of madness

More VAR bullshit Never a foul by Sidibeh

Farage complaining that info on his five million pound bribe was leaked by Russian hackers is like complaining that your child sex dungeon was discovered by burglars.

Come on Stockport Tear into these Notlob shithouses

UC Berkeley Law creates new AI policy that bans AI for "conceptualizing, outlining, drafting, revising, translating, or editing any work submitted for credit" or exams because "thinking remains the sine qua non of good lawyering (and of a quality legal education)." That's what I'm talking about.

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to avoid all media interviews during an important by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said the cowardly little shit's in hiding because of his dodgy financial dealings"

This is mental

Genuinely didn't realise that Jon Lundstrum was still playing until hes just come on as a sub for Hull

A completely out of form Everton are only 3/1 best price to beat Spurs tomorrow in a must win game for the home team. Shows two things 1 - How highly the bookies trust the integrity of the EPL, if this was in Italy then Spurs would be 1/5 not 9/10. 2 - How little the bookies think of Tottenham

Trans people have been around your whole life. You’ve been sharing bathrooms with them your whole life. They’ve been in your communities your whole life. They’ve even been playing sport your whole life. And you didn’t care *at all* till a few years ago when every right wing org decided you should

Wembey doing his best Steph Curry impression already

This could prove invaluable

I'm really into "fun with barcodes". Set the scale to Pick 'n' Mix (most expensive), print a label, and stick the barcode bit on the Daily Mail. Then, watch the rage when it scans at £28. Childish? Yes. Worth it? Also yes.

www.maptap.gg May 22 95👑 91😁 99🎯 88✨ 70😂 Final score: 858 Another piss poor effort. Obscure places in massive countries/oceans

No idea why Tuchel is getting all the hate over his squad selection. Toney's experience playing in half-empty stadiums under an authoritarian regime could prove invaluable.

This is what Ben Gvir excitedly posts online for the whole world to see of international activists trying to help Palestinians, imagine the brutally sick things they do to Palestinians that the world ignores. Israel is a terrorist state.

www.maptap.gg May 21 97🔥 98🎯 95🏅 84😁 98🎯 Final score: 931 Two straight days with a random city in Russia

Would you cash out?

Remember: we were never given credit for being right about crypto, we were never given credit for being right about NFTs, we were never given credit for being right about the metaverse and we will never be given credit for being right about AI. Fuck 'em up anyway.

Tielemans is certainly a big game player isn't he. Two absolute bangers in cup finals now

Villa can't wear Betano on their shirts yet its plastered on the pitch side electronic ad boards. How does that make sense?

The ref in the Villa game has the sharpest haircut I've seen for a long time. Immaculate side part

www.maptap.gg May 20 100🎯 97🔥 99🎯 85🌟 80🙃 Final score: 890 Easily my worst yet, last one is a pisstake

Wasn't expecting the EFL to have the balls to kick Southampton out. Fair play to them. God knows where or when the playoff final will be then.

www.maptap.gg May 19 98🎯 94👑 99🎯 96🔥 82👏 Final score: 924 made a mess of the last one

VAR checking badge.... No red card for Arsenal

That should be a red for Havertz

Set piece FC strike again

Saka kicked the back of Pires leg there, never a pen

www.maptap.gg May 18 92🎓 95🏅 97🔥 96🔥 97🔥 Final score: 960

Pray for me guys.

I can't even be arsed to boo. Just fucking pathetic performance Do they practice not shooting, cos they are world class at that

www.maptap.gg May 17 100🎯 99🎯 95👑 90👑 99🎯 Final score: 956

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

Tom Daley and Greg Louganis have suited up for Chelsea today

That City goal

I don't think there is any arguing with that pen for Celtic

'Mon the Jambos

The absolute state of MacAlister then. Even Carragher is calling him out

It's peak Chris Kavanagh to book Watkins for delaying the restart and then immediately blow for half time before the game is re-started. He is one useless tit that bloke.

Much as it pains me to say so we dont want the shite to lose tonight. Villa finishing exactly 5th potentially opens up another European spot and that is more likely if they don't win. Saying that it would be hilarious if they lose tonight, then dont beat Brentford and Bournemouth overtake them

www.maptap.gg May 15 92🎓 95🏅 100🎯 100🎯 95🏅 Final score: 972

New phone wallpaper

This. All of this. #Pinks #ProudBlue

How can the ref be certain that the ball definitely hits the Motherwell players hand? Pictures all look very inconclusive to me. Bet you any amount that wouldn't have been given at the other end

www.maptap.gg May 13 97🔥 99🎯 97🔥 93🎓 95🏅 Final score: 954