Sean Penn looks like Wile E. Coyote after a TNT mishap

"20% of any population are dickheads" remains true across most of Europe. Ignore them and focus on the remaining 80%

One of the things people need to realise about the Right is that you should 100% never ever give them what they want because what they truly want is unachievable and it will never make them happy and they will make their inability to reflect on that your problem

In another timeline, Noel Gallagher acted upon his stated admiration of bands like Portishead (he loved Dummy), Future Sound of London (who he did _something_ with) etc. also grasping psychedelia like his beloved Fabs, and produced a far more interesting, esoteric career than meat'n'potatoes rock.

Where do you get facts about the state of the UK now? Little stickers on traffic signals, it seems.

At parents. Gone for a walk. Go past a pony in a garden. Surprising.

He paid for a round in Temple Bar

This Asda is possessed by the ghost of Bruce Forsyth.

The Cineworld website is atrocious for booking. Eternal spinny red circle of doom.

Last on Match of the Day? BBC Sport produce it in Manchester, right? #lufc

28.9.2025 ➡️ (28 - √9) × (2 ^ 0) = 25 #CalendarMaths

This only happens to you once

To Manchester Art Gallery, and the discovery of the absolute filth of William Etty, 19th century artist, so fond of the nude that critics of the time thought it "a bit much". Dirty boy.

The ManYoo banter years continue - long may they continue to underwhelm. #TheFootball

Sky News and the BBC repeatedly mention the "migrant crisis" in doing so they are normalising and legitimising far right talking points. There is no "migrant crisis", there is only migrant hysteria, which the British media is feeding into instead of countering.

Nuno Espirito Santo is the Nicolas Anelka of Premier League managers. You'll soon be amazed how many different clubs have employed him. #TheFootball

Graham Potted. #TheFootball

My profile picture is a delightful baby burrowing owl that I met in York a couple of years ago.

I’m a MAJOR owl fan, but my favourite is the burrowing owl: ✔️v frowny & grumpy-they know what you did last Tuesday ✔️digs holes then peeps out of them ✔️EXPERTS at the wobbly head bendy neck owl thing ✔️long leggies ✔️does very silly running on said leggies 10/10 no owly notes HIGHLY recommended

Been to Federal in Manchester (Oxford Road) for breakfast. Perfectly poached eggs on toast for me, daughter demolished a huge pile of French toast, and the latte was one of the best coffees I've ever had.

Google is 27 years old today. Which might have been reason to celebrate if it wasn't for a large number of their decisions since... - well 1998.

Someone has managed to drop a Palestinian flag at the very top of the Spire. Fair fucks. Gonna be comical watching Dublin City council trying to figure out how to get that down :) #Speirgorm

Well don't I feel stupid

27.9.2025 ➡️ (2 + 7) × √9 = 20 + 2 + 5 #CalendarMaths

Here you are: william-golding.co.uk/william-gold...

We're at this stage of the fallout. #Áras25 #ThingsYouLoveToSee www.irishtimes.com/politics/202...

Some big implications for journalism, too, where reporters often mistake trending posts as a reasonable reflection of public opinion.

The lack of a BluRay of "The Ballad of Wallis Island" (at least one that's generally available in the UK or Ireland) is disappointing. My favourite film of the year, so far. #FilmSky

Coming into Manchester. A handful of Union Jack flags around. All half-arsedly attached to lampposts with cable ties. Naturally all were upside down. #FlagShaggers

Latest scores Kneecap 2 UK government 0

Leeds to Manchester. If you please, Mr. Hannon. youtu.be/p_GLSgJ39Dc

26.9.2025 ➡️ ((2 + 6) × √9) + (2 ^ 0) = 25 #CalendarMaths

55 years ago on this day in #music the UK # no2 in 1970 was Smokey Robinson and The Miracles with The Tears Of A Clown Watch the video here : www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcd9... Robinson and The Miracles with The Tears Of A Clown

UK: pls can we have a crumb of affordable homes and non-cost-of-living-crisis Starmer: so you're saying you want *spins wheel* ID cards

(video of some evil shit doing evil to someone) (anyone in the video actually helping the person having the evil done to them - absent)

This is very good. Particularly the review of previous raptures.

A lot of UK political reporting is not actually reporting, but desperate attempts to manifest the impossible and/or undesirable.

MARIA STEEN

To understand Steen's demographic, you have to realize there are people who think a working-class blue-haired barista on minimum wage is the Establishment, while upper-middle-class professional Catholics of multi-generational wealth are the oppressed disenfranchised politically homeless.

25.9.2025 ➡️ √25 × 9 = (20 × 2) + 5 #CalendarMaths

Terrible loser destroyed Artane semi (5,5) #Áras25 #cryptic #crossword

People united by bullshit fall out in disagreement over the precise nature of the bullshit

You lost. Get over it. (cont.) #Áras25 www.irishtimes.com/crime-law/co...

#OnThisDay 1984 : The first edition of Beat The Teacher was broadcast on BBC1. There was 5 series in total between 1984 to 1988 and during its time, it was presented by Howard Stapleton, Paul Jones and Bruno Brookes. #80s

You lost. Get over it. #Áras25 www.rte.ie/news/2025/09...

I asked a question about fish fingers. I was told I would not be disappointed by the answer. Reader, I was not disappointed.

"You don’t fight the politics of violence by quibbling with the details. You stamp it into a million pieces! You draw a f*cking line!" If Keir Starmer won’t even make a moral case against deporting our friends and neighbours, then what is the point of him?

Finding yourself flummoxed by the passage of time? I've just happened across an old post, about the guy on his stag do who was dressed by his mates as Enoch Burke and made to stand outside the pub. That was February 2023, two and a half years ago. The Burkes - time and attention thieves.

Does anybody need 50,000 Maria Steen For President oven gloves?