AH REFEREE!!!!

I've genuinely never seen this level of concern over a cut thumb before.

MORE SALAD!!!

Awww, that's coming back

Been screaming blue bloody murder at Wirtz the last hour (yes, I know he's not match fit) but oooooooooooh, lovely pass.

I'm not one for conspiracy theories but I've decided to say screw it and 100% buy into the "Netanyahu is dead and all the videos of him are just crap AI"

Fuck off Mo. Just... fuck sake.

Agreed, but at this point I'd love Mo to just take his finger out of his arse.

Did Virg think he was playing rugby there for a minute and kicking for touch?

Two different people I know and usually trust, both said independently to me that they don't think Slot will be in charge of #LFC come the weekend. Make of that what you will. (Personally I think he's there until the season's end, a decision that will prove disastrous.)

Whoever in the crowd at Stamford Bridge is incessantly blowing that ref whistle needs it taken off them. Or shoved up their arse.

"That’s never a nice feeling to have because being in the club that’s always so supportive for the manager, in good and bad times, then if they are not happy with me, then apparently I’ve done so many things wrong."

Holy crap, Mr. Mayor!!!!

Sigh.

I've heard this song so many times before. Just know the sucker punch is coming.

Criminal that Tadhg Beirne isn't even nominated for MOTM. Between Crowley and Doris surely though. #IREvSCO #6Nations

Luke Pierce is an awful referee though. #IREvSCO

I don't want to hear the "debate" around the Ireland number 10 jersey again for a year or two at least. #IREvSCO

Dear god Courtois!

Honestly just glanced up at the Spurs match and thought that was Karius in goal for them.

Dunno what to think about this side anymore. The majority of that side are Klopp players who know -KNOW- their performances the last 12 months are MILES off. Is it the perfect storm of injuries and fatigue? Have they downed tools? Is it coaching? A lack of leadership? Management? I'm just baffled.

No two ways about it that was yet another horrible performance from a side who look completely and utterly like they have zero identity. Calamitous going forward, calamitous at the back, calamitous in the middle. There's a few players in this side who are light years away from good enough right now.

How is that a foul ffs?

It does not take an awful lot to make Mac go over, does it?

I remember when Torres' legs went after we ran him into the ground, and feeling awful at seeing what a shadow of a player he became afterwards. Feels like that is nowhere near as dramatic a fall off as this year's version of Mo Salah.

"It's been that sort of night for Arne Slot."

This team is genuinely unrecognizable from the team Klopp left. Intelligence and heart gone completely.

Watching Ireland v Wales in the rugby. Because yes, I’d rather watch international egg chasing than I would slotballox.

Jamison Gibson Park singing Amhrán na bFhiann. Man.

Search suggestions are getting madder and madder each day...

HAHAHAHAHAHAH II - HAHHA HARDER

Should have been a yellow for the foul, followed by a second for simulation.

Nothing screams confidence like watching Arne Slot wandering aimlessly around his technical area, throwing his hands up in the air, and generally looking utterly confused.

GET IN MO

See the change in pace and urgency after the goal. That tells you it can only be by design that we don’t do that beforehand. Pathetic honestly

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fuck sake.

GET YOUR KID OFF THE PITCH YOU BALD FRAUD

I think the only thing that would surprise me less about Gakpo doing that is if he somehow managed to cut in from the left before doing it, the helmet.

HOW???!?!

Slotball my arse.

You love to see it. (Because normally you can't)

Today was the day. Bright and clear, but cold. Still too fat to cram myself into my proper gear, so had to do with my mesh "fat" jacket and pants over the usual clothes. Just so nice to be back on two wheels, even it if's just a mundane morning rush hour commute. #Motosky #Motorcycle #F800GS

God that's embarrassing. The fume if Salah did that.

HOW THE FUCK ARE TWO PLAYERS COMPLETELY UNMARKED AT THE BACK POST?!?!?

Sigh...

Get anyone on for Gakpo.

That's apparently a professional footballer making more in a week than most people reading this do in a year. Christ.

Naughty that from Bowen