Maybe we need to prepare Marmadashvili for an extended run in the team by training him to be ready for the unexpected

It’s weird because until the last two games, I’ve seen enough to suggest that we would get it right. Then Slot went galaxy brain & it’s looking ropey as fuck. I’ve no doubt we’ll get back on the right track, but it might be a bumpy ride.

Somehow, we need to find a way drop a midfielder in. It’s not the perfect solution, but Ibou is not going to turn into Alonso.

This! Any system which has Konate on the ball so often looking for forward passes is doomed to fail. The deep build up is fatally flawed, especially when you’ve got a 10. Why do you think we wanted Guehi?

Chelsea away up next. We need to see some kind of reaction, because that was not a reaction to losing (deservedly) at Palace. That was abysmal. Clueless at times. Idiotic at others.

Beaten by the worst team we’ll face in this competition, btw.

Fucking awful performance. Got exactly what we deserved. I wouldn’t say one player played well. Not one. Incredible.

Tbf, we don’t deserve a get out of jail card.

Hahaha

Isak has come on & we look as incapable as getting him into the game as well look as incapable of getting Wirtz into the game.

Please tell me why we are aiming for fucking Konate at set pieces?

Looks like we couldn’t win a raffle in which only we’d entered, score in Amsterdam, or get jiggly in a whorehouse, atm 😕

We’re making a really shit side look decent 😕

Hope Marmadashvili has his danger radar on when we’ve got the fucking ball.

Ridiculous. Absolutely fucking ridiculous.

Jones has a simple 5 yard pass to Wirtz, dawdles, gets caught on the ball, & just about redeems himself. Take the fucking early pass!

We’re our own worst enemies right now.

Trossard has been a cunt, though.

Frimpong is a beep beep roadrunner who rarely lifts his head & takes too many touches. Pity Chiesa isn’t available but maybe Mo can come on & show us how it’s done at some stage. Ekitike has been erratic. Brilliant one minute, nonsense the next. Trying too hard to impress, IMO.

Same deep build up issues on show, as ever. And some will tell you that we don’t need a passing midfielder, though. Only one breaking lines with passes is Wirtz, who’s also running from side to side in space to receive the ball, with nobody willing to play the pass to him. Again. Pointless.

We’ve got worse as the half has gone on, not better 😕

The old Galatasaray ground, although much smaller, used to be a genuine visit to hell. This is pretty civilised in comparison.

Trossard the ref. Bloody unfair.

Hopefully we put in a good performance. I might be being wildly optimistic, but I’m expecting us to win. For some reason, I’m feeling a bit of Wirtz brilliance 🤞🏻

Every time we play a Turkish team, I think of being on Twitter & their crazy fans when they find a disrespectful comment about their club. They fucking come at you in droves 🤣🤣🤣

Actually, looks like Dom at RB, Jones in midfield, Frimpong on the wing in place of Mo…

Comfortable 0-2 win by the mini Reds at Galatasaray. Hopefully the same tonight by the seniors 🤞🏻

I’m guessing we’re in the green kits tonight 😍

Pity the mini Reds didn’t put Joshua Abe in the squad. That kid has stardust sprinkled on him.

Up the mini Reds! 0-2 & cruising.

Mini Reds score a 1st minute goal 😂

Interesting to see if Slot persists with Bradley at RB, too. I’d go with Szoboszlai personally. Not convinced a Bradley/Konate right side is good enough on the ball to work under any kind of pressure.

Hopefully Konate hasn’t got his clown shoes on today. His erratic performances sum us up defensively this season. One moment in control & looking fine, the next scrambling around like headless chickens.

Boos at full-time. The Hill Dickinson is officially Everton’s new home.

Fuk you Igor!

Grealish makes a two yard pass. The commentator “Brilliant from Grealish. Look at the weight of that pass”. Fuck off ye stupid cunt.

West Ham have a tit in goal & a tithead at CB. How do you not lose games with that?

Mavropanos smh. A disaster of a CB 🤣

He really is a train down the left, Diouf 😂

Mad how Beto terrorises us & yet turns into some sort of shambling wreck against anyone else.

Keane may have nodded it in 😂

What a cross by Diouf that was, but the Bowen finish was fantastic.

Good for Watson. Words that should have come from Trump since he was there the first day. But this is the kind of behavior he encourages.

Actually, I’ll block the weirdos without replying. Usually Arsenal fans, but had plenty of Geordies in the summer (for obvious reasons). You can’t argue with stupid. A waste of time.

Btw, is there a worse CB in the league than Mavropanos? He’s right up there.

I’m going to block any fan from any other club who appears in my mentions in future. No messing. Just blocking. Cba with the weird cunts.

Ward Prowse immediately put in the bin by Nuno. Thought that would happen.

🟥 Slot on Isak and Ekitike: "Because of an enormous tragedy with Diogo, we had to bring in two strikers. We always thought we'd replace Darwin Nunez but we had to bring in two. We have always looked for very good players, but it was always clear to us that from the start we wanted these two."

Anyway, I wouldn’t be expecting to see that experiment of 4-2-2-2 again anytime soon 🤞🏻. We don’t have the players for it & it exposed us horribly. Get back to what we do & work on doing it better 👍🏻