The Greens running in Clacton will be a massive fucking mistake. Zack's really got to make better smarter decisions.

Everything I've learned about Taylor Swift has been against my will.

Really wish I could grow a beard so I'd finally have a personality.

Don't these guys have aircon 🤔

🚨AN ANNOUNCEMENT🚨 Do not my friends fall prey to demands from others to behave better on this website, as people refuse to abide by these demands they set for others.

Saka shite. Anderson shite. Kane shite. Rogers shite. England? Shite.

Will Starmer call an emergency Cobra meeting? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

What TERFism does to a country’s media. You … you printed this! In 2026!

Troubling reports out of England of 30 year-olds being socially transitioned into same-sex attraction without parental consent! One can only hope that the UK bans coming out as gay until a child is at least 35!

Orange chocolate is disgusting. The preference of someone who probably watches foreign animations with dubs not subs.

SCOOP: So remember Dialog, Peter Thiel's private society that doesn't have a public website and no public list of members? I (along with a number of other journalists) have just been tipped off that embedded in the code of their closed off website there IS what seems to be a list of some members.

Is it quicksand?

The fact this was posted first on X tells you exactly how seriously we should take it

Christian Eriksen after cheating death 5yrs ago:

Captain Sandy in her first pre-charter meeting with the crew: This charter season I do not want anyone to summon the dark arts OR Cthulu. Coming up on Season 10 of Below Deck Med: "Khandar Estrada khandos thrus indactu nosfrandus khandar dematos khandar" #belowdeck

Emily Thornberry being Very Labour here

Tech billionaires should not be able to tilt British democracy from Silicon Valley boardrooms. Here’s how we could legislate to stop social media platforms amplifying the Far Right for profit or political influence. 🧵

Watching Below Deck should be mandatory in schools to radicalise kids against rich people.

The jokes write themselves...

Let's see your face for the week

You know it is bad for Labour when they are so lacking talent they feel like they need to make Andy Burnham a thing. A two-time leadership challenger failure and, worst of all, a fucking Everton fan. Andy Boooooo-rnham amirite #labour

I don't want a battle of ideas. I want wealthy people and businesses to pay a fair share of taxes because the wealth does not trickle down and we're all poorer for it, and I want racists and transphobes to stop having undue influence of government policy.

Most braindead cunt in 2026

There is simply no escaping Traitors. Bored of hearing about it already!

Have wannabe Trump assassins considered pretending their target is a schoolchild to improve their aim?

Time Person Of The Year 2026

Palantir must be destroyed. My interview with @cydhayes.bsky.social of the @sf.gazetteer.co sf.gazetteer.co/reading-pala...

I really really fucking hate Peter Drury.

Jeez. Labour MP’s have just voted to give police unprecedented powers to ban recurring protests turning a fundamental freedom into a privilege granted by the state. No protest movement has ever brought about change through one single march or action. How did it come to this?

Bottlers

There's nothing wrong with keeping mustard or ketchup in the fridge.

My nuclear shadow when Trump drops the bomb and finally ends my subscription to Hello Fresh

My nuclear shadow when Trump drops the bomb and finally ends my subscription to Hello Fresh

im 30 years younger than JK Rowling

it is, at this point, absolutely fucking absurd that nobody has done it yet

The Moon is over-rated.

Fancy a pint?

Just incredible telly

It's not just boomers who are shit with computers.

Post an non-religious picture you think of as holy.

I heard your Da always picked Alexios on an Assassin's Creed Odyssey playthrough.

Send in Morgan McSweeney

Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz

I'm sorry my joke didn't work. I think the issue was the words I used and the order I used them.

The Project Hail Mary trailer/ad basically shows the entire movie ffs.

Flying monkeys

The reason the middle-class media has not reported Hannah Spencer being attacked by right-wing transphobes is that it needs to preserve the nice, coffeee-round-the-kitchen-table, middle-class view of transphobia, not the thuggish fascist reality.