Eddie: 'You leave me back here to go fight the Big Bad Guy and come back with more children? I'd make a joke about you cheating on my but you might get mad and come back with a football team" Comes back with a baseball team Eddie: "IT WASN'T A CHALLENGE STEVEN!"

#st5 idk seeing Steve cry for the fist time did something to me I know he’s crying himself to sleep on the regular bc all his people moved away and he’s alone again because he needs to be there in case something else happens in Hawkins

What if Silco just wants to test a new lipstick colour on his ex-partner's skin? #vanco #zaundads #silco #vander

also was the actual side effect of inhaling all that upside down dust making you behave significantly older than you are cause why were robin, steve, jonathan and nancy acting like they'd snuck away from their actual children's graduation to reminisce about the good old days.

Working on a kaseddie insert is twice as fun knowing the duffer brothers hate that as a concept lmao. I’m gonna make him twice as fucked up as usual and Steve is still going to want him so what now

Found his place in life (under his man) #arcane #jayvik

First derek impression. #strangerthings5 #steddie

no but… Steve returns home after the final battle, all worn up, just wanting a hot shower and cuddles from his recovering boyfriend he’s so tired that he forgets a little tiny detail “Steve, is that… did you adopt another kid without telling me?” “Hi, I’m Derek” “He’s Derek” #steddie

eddie munson deserved to live to see mr. harrington get annoyed as hell because he thought an anonymous box where his kids could ask the questions they're too shy to say out loud was a good idea (it really was but he's in tears over "what should i do about my second penis")

me fighting against falling for stonathan with my life these bitches:

no, we are not going to pretend that Supernatural didn’t created an antichrist in season 5 and NEVER TALKED ABOUT HIM EVER AGAIN after his episode

pt.2 he makes a pit stop at WSQK. brett owes him anyways. the guy has been using steve’s tapes for over a year now. so he lets himself in with the keys robin gave him to give back to brett. he did of course. but he made a copy of them first.

Meet King Steve, president of his local fraternity chapter, and head game extraordinaire. If there’s one thing Steve loves it’s being put to good use. And what better way than to use his oral fixation to his advantage? It sure keeps his dealer happy, isn’t that right Eddie? #steddie 🔞

This makes me so mad! I wish Benny raised her instead!! Like instead of calling cps or whoever he called Wayne and they all became a family. Eleven deserved love. She deserved to be protected and not used as a machine or warrior for their battles/fights with the upside down.

Know what? Fuck it, Omega Robin is pregnant too, Steve and Robin are soul mate twins right down to sharing pregnancies Nancy is her Alpha #Ronance #st5 #strangerthings

#spree #kurtkunkle #kurtsworld96 🥛

#Steveharrington There was a new shop open in the starcourt and Stevie bought a thing there. So he decided to try it in the ahoy stuff only room on a break.

Oh they’re in their early 20s? Don’t care, they’re getting old married couple treatment

#blondiesteddieideas #st5 he’s happy beyond belief that they decided to go to WSQK and have drinks. he is. he really really is. because it’s been so long since he last saw them. too long. he’s not even sure how it happened.

do u think steve’s dad listens to cat in the cradle by harry chapin and quietly cries to himself because he realizes how much he missed of steve growing up and how far away he feels and unfortunately, his son really is just like him :/

oh my fucking god bruh #steddie #strangerthings

Cozy Steddie to start the year #strangerthings #eddiemunson #steveharrington

After the others leave & he becomes a literal teacher, Steve starts hanging out w someone new. He gets it now, why Dustin et al thought Mr. Clarke was so cool. Except he's not Mr. Clarke anymore, not to Steve. He's Scott. And, well, there's something about that mustache (and that brain) #st5spoilers

steddie secret relationship, just extending the dustin-steve fight and make up, +fix it Steve knows it’s cruel. That it’s mean to say it like this. But he also knows how much Dustin needs to hear it. Kid’s been holding onto a fantasy and it’s ruining him. Ruining Steve, too.

Steve’s never afraid to beg for what he wants. And right now, he wants Eddie to fill him to the brim. Maybe after this they’ll plug him up, y’know, just to make sure it takes. Eddie knows what Steve really wants and well, he’s never been one to deny his sweetheart a goddamn thing. #steddie 🔞

Steve’s trauma wasn’t even acknowledged and I hate the duffers for it. 💔 That’s why I’ve been making my comic: 𝙅𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙤𝙛 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙏𝙝𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙩 for eight months now. To let Steve cry and be vulnerable. Page 7 and 8 drop on my socials this month!

Steve Harrington in the 90s:

[WIP] #steddie ngh might post tomorrow idk

Slutty TikTok dancer Steve and his watermark pro-gamer boyfriend who is a fuzzy pile of hair in the back of all his videos, glaring at the camera no matter where he is like a ghost haunting Steve

#st5 i’m fine, just having an emotional breakdown over steve being happy to teach sex ed not just because it’s “easy” but because he can also be a safe space for kids like Will and Robin.

#Steddie #ST5 If Eddie doesn’t embrace Sex Ed Teacher Steve from behind in his classroom, softly singing “when I kiss the teacher” by ABBA in his ear, being intimate, I will scream.

I’m taking away the word queerbaiting until we learn what it means

are they gonna release a DVD set with all the seasons or…?

😌 bsky.app/profile/onii...

“Wanna be a good boy, don’t ya, Eds?” Eddie’s words had been lost long ago, the only real sounds leaving him soft whines as he nodded desperately. “I know you do baby, I know, I got you.” Steve hushed him with soothing circles on his grinding hips. “Be a good boy and cum for me Ed.” #steddie 🔞

This really does scream Omega!Steve like…. 10000% idk why but it just does 🤷🏼‍♀️

pissed off at ppl being like “eddie was the ONLY ONE CANONICALLY KILLED” except like? bob? alexie? all three of them were made as plot fodder. eddies whole character was designed to die to further dustin’s characterization. like eddie was never built to be a character. unfortunately but still

#st5 One thing that truly delighted me about the stranger things finale was Steve deciding his true calling in life was being a home town slut

My only relevant thought is that we know Steve is refusing to leave Hawkins and buying a house in Forest Hills bc it's the safest move for a happily ever after with his monster partner. #st5 #st5spoilers

I love how Steve is drinking a non-alcholic beer because he's 3 months pregnant with his first nugget 😌 #st5 #strangerthings #omegaverse

#st5 alright well now i have to write the S5 epilogue sequel to this where Steve coaches little league with their baby on his hip…🤭 stay tuned!

Jesus fucking Christ the way I jumped when I noticed Eddie’s just… sitting right there beside him at college? Uhm …. UHMMMM

#st5 The duffers: oh yeah pfftth imagine making Eddie a vampire that's be so bad pppfffthhht lol Also the duffers: and he gets his telepathic powers from a giant vagina spider shaped like the dark crystal castle.......... in SPACE

little steddie #st5 scene One moment Steve is standing on the top of the radio tower, watching its antenna getting crushed by a fucking planet. The next moment he is thrown off the platform. He tries desperately to hang on, can hear Dustin screaming, can hear Robin screaming. He tries to hold on

#ST5 spoiler Imagine eddie actually does survive the upside down, but no longer human. He has to hide from the government and vecna, but he’ll be damned if he doesn’t stick around to help his friends however he can. And after all is said and done, he watches his friends graduate, something he

Waiting for the fic where Steve’s lonely in his trailer after long days at work and starts seeing ghost Eddie for companionship

Steve and Eddie in the back of Steve’s new pick up truck…K I S S I N G 😌

#Steddie 🧵 based on that picture of Steve in the suit where he’s got a little belly ⬇️ Steve frowned as he looked down at his midsection, hating that he had to wear his father’s suits since he couldn’t afford his own yet after his parents up and left Hawkins, cutting him out of the will.

#st5 ugh just thinking about steve coming home to the trailer park from a long day of coaching and teaching and he gets to sink into eddie's arms who got home earlier from his job at the garage and made dinner for both of them and they are happy and sappy and have lazy sex on the couch

#st5 love how i had zero emotions about the finale but i have literally no joke cried twice about steve becoming a coach and a teacher my blorbo has made it!! my blorbo is having the dream job i wanted him to have im gonna cry again 😭😭😭😭