This zine is gonna go hard actually.

I hate u dry skin, hangnails, drippy nose season

Okay the 2026 Steddie Calendar is now live! There is a physical and digital version, as well as a bundle where you get both w/ free shipping! boltedfruitshop.com/new/ #steddie #boltedfruitarts

#steddie - worship² 😉

#steddie | He has us “Eddie, we’re home!” Steve announces as he hangs his jacket and helps Derek with his backpack. “We?” Eddie’s voice comes from the kitchen. Based on the smell, Steve guesses he must be in the middle of making dinner.

A distressed and slightly intoxicated Eddie asking Nancy "is it true?" "is what true?" and he just makes a noise like a wounded animal bc does he have to say it? Aloud? "about uh... About Steve?" Nancy giggling and being like "I knew it! I knew you..." and then smirking. "find out for yourself"

the #strangerthings season five that lives in my head

Love that we just keep repeating the same bullshit over and over and over and

Duffer Brothers Admit They Haven’t Watched ‘Stranger Things’ In Years https://theonion.com/duffer-brothers-admit-they-havent-watched-stranger-things-in-years/

I feel bad that they never resolved the trauma of max having to see Karen and fucking TED making out #st5

The one-sided sexual tension between me and my new icon

After the others leave & he becomes a literal teacher, Steve starts hanging out w someone new. He gets it now, why Dustin et al thought Mr. Clarke was so cool. Except he's not Mr. Clarke anymore, not to Steve. He's Scott. And, well, there's something about that mustache (and that brain) #st5spoilers

#Steveharrington There was a new shop open in the starcourt and Stevie bought a thing there. So he decided to try it in the ahoy stuff only room on a break.

90000 minutes of endings, and the show failed to address the most important thing: how does steve get a new car and what is it? #st5

also how are the stonathan ppl doing bc i was watching like "i KNOW they're yelling over there" this show loves to have steve hang back and flirt with a man during an important little walk somewhere #st5

My only relevant thought is that we know Steve is refusing to leave Hawkins and buying a house in Forest Hills bc it's the safest move for a happily ever after with his monster partner. #st5 #st5spoilers

I have seen and I am back Hmm.

Literally opened the "post" section with my eyes closed for my own safety lol but for many years now I've been taking screenshots of my ao3 stats upon the new year so I can compare the stuff that doesn't split out properly even when you click on a given year.

I'm planning to watch the ep tomorrow morn with friends so I won't be around tonight. No matter what happens, lads, it's been an honor making these dolls kiss alongside yous. 🫡 (Hopefully I'll be able to keep pushing their mouths together a little longer bc I got shit I wanna finish/do.)

my fave thing about the steddie influx is that people are finding cut and changed and rearranged again. i also love some of my other earlier ones but that one is my baby. 😭

I enjoy it when a guy is called Joe

It’s not always easy, but still 11/10 can recommend.

I think I might have to update my Steve icons bc backwards hat Steve, my beloved, my wettest dream.

I appreciate that my mom tried to be thoughtful but she got me towels for Christmas and I'm legit so fucking stressed trying to figure out how tf I'm gonna get them home why did

Also: Cozy Sweater, Pretty Hair, Big Ideas

They cut away from Henry opening that suitcase not because it was relevant to the plot but because it was full of snakes-in-a-can style snakes and that would've made the show look SO silly. #st5 #st5spoilers

People think they're ending the show because they're wrapping up the plot but really it's that they give us a hotter version of Steve every season and between Chainsaw Steve and Backwards Hat Steve they finally peaked.

I went to hot topic for the first time in a while and it's so weird to see the same styles i wore/coveted in hs back in fashion but also made wayyyy shittier

I love healing tatties with saniderm but the peel. The peel! 😭

steve: i really think im too old for this — i feel like my thighs are fat and do i need to shave? i think i should shave — eddie, already on his knees with his hair up: i will literally kill myself

in case anyone has been wondering: ed levy + the shotguns were in fact inducted into the music hall of fame this year — eddie was almost late tho because their stylist talked steve into one of the trouser short look from thom brown resort 2025 + eddie had to blow him about it

Apparently my strategy of watching this season with filthy casuals is working. I see the Problems but I've just been vibing.

Sorry that I failed to write my fic based solely on the ep title Shock Jock and 0 additional info before Shock Jock actually dropped. But don't worry. Steve and Kas Eddie ARE still mid-fuck in that radio station and by the will of god (me) they WILL cum.

Not a spoiler but seeing that backwards hat in action has my legs opening like a drawbridge

Watching the new eps and regret to inform everyone Steve and Eddie have yet to find each other and kiss and bang nasty. Bullshit show.

Watching knives out three and this desperate, weepy, angry little priest with his barely-hidden neck tattoo is kinda doing it for me

man im so excited for kas eddie to show up and kill vecna and kiss steve with tongue on my tv :)

Mr. Gorbachev, DECK THIS HALL!!

still my favorite christmas post

Breaking news: another vicious attack by a creature of the night. Happy holidays! #eddiemunson #bateddie

My kingdom for circles so I could keep playing the "look at my sick new tattoo! Look at it!" game.

Most of it tbh. Some of it's solidly bad and some of it's an attempt to apply hard and fast rules to a fluid art. There's a time and place for everything.

i personally think the world needs more of steve harrington with bruises in the shape of fingerprints on his hips

The birth-ed day is upon me.

can i offer you some steddie kissing and grinding 🤲 #steddie

I had a moment where I went "am i doing TOO much with this monster eddie design?" and then i laughed and kept going

When I'm trying to have Steve say something smooth but that requires ME to be smooth 😔

scott clarke are you free on saturday bc i'm free on saturday and i was wondering if you wanted to hang out on saturday when i am fr

Back in Texas for Christmas so I had to stop by and see my boyfriends.