steve telling eddie they're going to have a baby by presenting him with a teeny tiny version of his denim vest but instead of the dio patch it says dad is the same style with a stencil of eddie and his guitar 😭

yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket

dreamt I had to improvise a theme song for a made-up children’s show and settled on “M*A*S*H junior” the premise was literally just “M*A*S*H, but children,” and the last line of the song was “we’re doctors and we’re 9”

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Corporate wants you to tell the difference between these two photos

aaand we are officially in the hide-your-neighbors stage

rewatching poltergeist for the first time in a while and uhhh the mom is 32? excuse me??

we all talk about steve but if even one more bad thing happens to lucas sinclair i'm going to show up at the duffer brothers' homes with evil in my heart

If Indiana Jones wasn't scared to punch a Nazi, should you be? You're tougher than a college professor.

who stands Like That if they’re not a werewolf? hmm?

eddie goes commando sometimes when he's short on clean laundry and it's not like anyone is gonna notice anyway. he already sits out of gym and he hasn't even had his first kiss yet in this bumfuck town, much less anything else. it just makes sense to skip the underwear, let himself breathe.

Printing presses kept their letters in cases. Capital letters went in the upper case. Smaller letters went in the lower case. This is why we say ‘UPPER CASE’ and ‘lower case.’ Ok, but what did we call them before the invention of the printing press? MAJUSCULE and minuscule.

Needing multiple streams of income to stay afloat is a societal failure not a personal one. You should be able to afford a comfortable lifestyle with one job. You are not lazy.

I am deeply disappointed that my international lesbian was not delivered yesterday.

Baby Steeb who gets lost in the park and latches onto Wayne Munson and won't let go because he's scared so Wayne has to carry him around while he tries to wrangle Eddie in and look for Steve's parents. Only to then be in a stand off with Steve's Dad when Steve won't let go of him.

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

holy fuck, I almost just blew off a whole morning of work. I thought I asked off for the whole day tomorrow and I only asked for the afternoon (this is your brain on burnout)

as a kid growing up right-wing i regularly heard people express their desire for "a government so small I can drown it in the bathtub". imagine my surprise growing up to realize i was the only one who actually believed that.

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Do not couples-costume Harley Quinn with the Joker unless he’s a corpse by her hand.

Y'all who keep lecturing protesters to "not give them an excuse" need to pause for a minute. Imagine yourself telling a DV victim, "Be sure not to mouth off or make any mistakes so he won't hit you. Don't give him an excuse! It's what he wants!" That's what you fools sound like.

Zelda has been sounding the alarm on the dangers of AI for YEARS, long before the technology got to where it is now, because she's: 1) brilliant (go watch Lisa Frankenstein). 2) ridiculously smart. 3) experienced first-hand how fucking WEIRD people are about her Dad.

most food is bi i dont make the rules

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true

maybe a nervous breakdown would solve all my problems

the longer I’m away from work the more I dread coming back and I was fucking right to dread it desperate for a job that doesn’t erode my will to live! 🙂

it’s worth repeating that I would be a much more “productive member of society” if I didn’t have to work a soul-crushing 8:30-5

Hair of the Dog Magic AU | Explicit | 40k Author: beritybaker (tumblr, ao3), @allisonthe13th.bsky.social  (bsky) Artist: @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social  (tumblr, bsky) #steddiebang25

Inspired by Circe (specially the Epic the Musical version): Sorcerer Eddie. Master of Puppets, Puppeteer, it fits him way too well to not explore it. Yes, he transforms those who wish ill to his sheepies into pigs, since it fits them :) 🐷

a Wikipedia editor with the username Vigilantcosmicpenguin explained, "I contacted Brian David Gilbert with a request for freely licensed photographs. He delivered."

The risible thing about these "AI = people" posts is that there would be a philosophical dilemma if we encountered truly sentient AI. There are roughly one million sci-fi stories on this very topic. But they're doing all this for autocomplete. They're doing this for a spellcheck that can't spell.

I don’t do drugs. I can destroy my life with maladaptive daydreaming on its own, thank you very much

What is the point of having clearly defined war crimes if everyone just turns a blind eye to them, and holds absolutely no one accountable? I'm so angry and tired

not to be a downer, but hearing a white man use “shawty” in a bro-country song makes me feel like we’re cooked, culturally speaking

Today I learned that Colin Kaepernick's foundation provides free independent autopsies for families whose loved ones died in police custody, which is an extremely cool thing I wish didn't need to exist

being trans, being fat, being disabled -- these things will teach you who people are in their heart of hearts, often within seconds of meeting them.

seen this going around lately so i wanted to post it here

everybody look at this amaaaazing piece!! I couldn’t be happier!!! 💜💜

art for @allisonthe13th.bsky.social's amazing witch!eddie and werewolf!steve au, hair of the dog for the 2025 @steddiebbang.bsky.social💜✨️ archiveofourown.org/works/716934...

It's officially the best time of the year: sign-ups for the #Steddie Winter Exchange are now open!! To join in on the fun, simply fill out the form here (and be sure to click the link to the Discord once you've submitted it!): docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F....

Fables & Freaks front cover is here 🥳💜 Zine coming early 2026 👀 #SteddieZine #Steddie #SteddieFanZine #ZineCall #FanZineSubmissions #StrangerThings #EddieMunson #SteveHarrington #ZineCommunity #FandomZine

he’s REAL?? #djo

happy djo nashville day to those who are celebrating (me)

Forgive me for being a day late with these

BREAKING: Israel has begun intercepting the Global Sumud Flotilla, which is carrying 500 people from around the world seeking to bring aid to Palestinians starved by Israel's siege. The crew includes 24 Americans, EU Members of Parliament, Nelson Mandela’s grandson, and Greta Thunberg.

I'm heartbroken to learn of Jane Goodall's passing at age 91. The world is darker with her gone. www.npr.org/2025/10/01/4...

i made this meme which is better than the article:

nothing beats a lesbian and bisexual duo #strangerthings #supernatural #stobin #platonicwithacapitalp #steveharrington #robinbuckley